My Ultimate Breakfast

February 26, 2012

My Favorite Breakfast…my ultimate breakfast would be:

Banana Pecan Waffles
Turkey Sausage patties
Butter Grits
Unlimited Mimosas
Maybe a small cinnabon on the side.

OR

Some cornflakes…lightly sugared
And some turk Sausage
OJ

I USE to love to go to the Breakfast spots/restaurants to get my Break fast on…but not really anymore.

It always seems to me that the breakfast spots (Especially I hop) are extra dirty or skieves me out
The spoons dont look right…the plates look a little off; the workers look a little shifty
I dunno…

Of course I’m super analytical e but; somefin just dont be right.

The glasses you have to stare at and make sure aint nuffin floatin in the juice

OH and what be on the syrup thingies? they be all crusty or sticky and stuff..and who knows what nasty Mcdasty
Diseasey McSneezerton has been rubbin their infected ass faces and touchin shit right before your party?

Just sayin.

Bob Evans was the move…iHop was cool…where else; Cracker Barrel…I like that place still…Waffle House…Denny’s

I dunno.

I just think places that sell other things than breakfast…shouldn’t sell breakfas…or something.

You know what I like?

Burger King Breakfast Mmmmmmm

The Hash Browns and French Toast sticks are Like to the that…Iv’e had the sausage Crissonwhich (Only sausge though the e dont play that egg and cheese shit)
McDonalds Hotcakes USE to be a dream…when I was younger…tuckin that little piece of sausgue under them joints…mmm mmmm

Best fast food place breakfast I’ve had though? Wendy’s. Whoooooooooooo!
Not all Wendy’s have Breakfast…I’ve only seen 3 but it is Yum to the eeee!

A GOOD breakfast will put me to sleep too…more so than a good luch or Dinner…mmm mmmm eatin in the morning then sleepin and waking up in the afternoon…yay.

Ladies THAT’S what’s sexy…sexin down a guy at night…then getting up and making breakfast!?!?!?

OR

Calling and coming over with  Breakfast fixins and hookin it!?

LOVE.

What would be your ULTIMATE BREAKFAST?
… and can I have some?

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  • Shelley

    I like iHop breakfast, the one around here is pretty clean. I don’t like them other places, especially Denny’s and Bob Evans.

    I love Burger King breakfast, it’s the only reason I have for going to BK since I don’t like any of their other food.

    My ultimate breakfast: a belgian waffle with lots of butter and syrup, bacon and sausage links, butter grits, fried potatoes, biscuits with lots of butter (can you tell I love butter), sweet tea and I’ll take a small cinnabon on the side too.

  • Brokn_Record

    This is some straight fat boy ish…but I love it!!!

  • JD

    goddamn, E, this post made me hungry for breakfast food

  • Claymation Werewolf

    BK is indeed a great spot for breakfast tho I’ve gotta say that a Crosanwich without egg and cheese is just a hollow lie of a Crosanwich. How do you feel about Caucasian-American Barrel? I’ve always had a Good experience there. Especially hashbrown casserole mmmmm…oh wait…cheese lol

    • eclectik

      LMAO! Caucasian American Barrel?! I like that place … Syrup tastes weird tho

  • http://www.literarymarie.blogspot.com L. Marie

    Hot jasmine tea with honey and cream, blueberry waffles or pancakes with crispy edges, crispy bacon and a farmer’s omelette

  • http://tvandfilmtoys.com Engineernerd

    We have two Ihops fairly close. One is questionable and one if fairly new, busy and clean. That’s the one I go to. (I prefer the butter pecan syrup.)

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