Dime Lines: Park Place

April 19, 2009

DLPark

She likes Hip Hop
Laid back like me

Down for Crate and Barrel and Z Gallerie

Has a favorite Football team, can name few players

Reads books, board games, Rocks Heels to Nike Airs

Rather go shopping than club on the weekend
Asks questions instead of assumin when I’m speakin

When we’re sleepin

Cuddles close till it’s hot
When I’m lickin her announces I’m cummin don’t stop

I like that a lot

She works and Works out,
When she undresses its hard to close my mouth

I joke and call her bougie when she dresses all formal
Loves Idris Elba and Reggie Bush so she’s normal

Gets hormonal every 28th day
Shiidddd eclectik knows the haps, stay the hell out of her way

But that’s my baby doll face, my puddin pop
Run my fingers in her hair, wet willies she’s like STOP!

🙂

So competitive, we wager sex on Monopoly
I Got Boardwalk,  Park Place? no stoppin me

I’m getting

My Fav Vicki’s
Strip Tease
And a Sexy dance

DAMN! Pay $115 for hotels off of Chance

Not funny…She’s like pay up the Money
Calls me Pooh bear rubs circles on my tummy

lol She’s a nut

“You better Stay off of myspace
And those girls on your blog, they better know their place”

Don’t get me started on the board…
I’m like, listen to you

…and whateverz, be quiet I met you online too!

“Alls I know…” don’t be stealin my words
“Meh” that’s mine too…don’t be stealin my words!

“So should I call you ‘e’?
Whatever name you wish

Shiddd…what should I call her?
Since she doesn’t exist.

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  • http://thek-spot.blogspot.com/ Keli

    I see you found inspiration to pen another Dime Line…either that or you were hounded enough that you finally gave in. Gots to give the readers what they want.

    I actually laughed a little when I read this:

    “You better Stay off of myspace
    And those girls on your blog, they better know their place”
    Don’t get me started on the board…
    I’m like, listen to you

  • Creem

    Ha! my two favorite men, Stringer n sexy Reggie, whoooo (fans self) lol

    why do guys like to hear “baby im, im cumn!”.

    Sounds like some of me sprinkled in there only thing though havent done the strip teasing, dont have enuff nerve yet.

    Arent the sex bets the best?

  • curvydva

    Aww, I love your dime lines.

  • http://mentallyspeaking.blogspot.com BluJewel

    here are the lines where you coulda been talkin bout me…

    “Reads books, board games, Rocks Heels to Nike Airs…Asks questions instead of assumin when I’m speakin…Loves Idris Elba and Reggie Bush so she’s normal…”

    your dime lines are GREAT!

    Thanks for FINALLY giving me my fix 😉

  • http://jcrofthenderson.blogspot.com/ It is what it is

    Incredible…Truly –

    “Gets hormonal every 28th day”
    “Shiidddd eclectik knows the haps, stay the hell out of her way”

    “When I’m lickin her announces I’m cummin don’t stop”

    Truly Incredible…

  • IknowYouGotSoul

    that was cool dude..

  • Arianna

    THAT WAS HELLA HOT E.

    “Alls I know…” don’t be stealin my words” : I BE SAYIN ALLS… BUT I GOT THAT FROM SOPRANOS…U cant take it from away from me!

    “Loves Idris Elba and Reggie Bush so she’s normal”: MMMM…HELLYES! prolly not in thesame way as u though!

    “But that’s my baby doll face, my puddin pop”:THATS ME! : )

  • http://labellanoire.blogspot.com bellanoire

    Awww, I love the dime lines!!

  • http://www.pajnstl.blogspot.com Patrice

    Rather go shopping than club on the weekend
    Asks questions instead of assumin when I’m speakin
    ~ Gotta love her

    cuddles close till it’s hot
    When I’m lickin her announces I’m cummin don’t stop
    ~ Don’t stop!

    She works and Works out,
    When she undresses its hard to close my mouth
    ~ U don’t drool do you? lol

    Gets hormonal every 28th day
    Shiidddd eclectik knows the haps, stay the hell out of her way
    ~ Smart Man!!

    don’t get me started on the board…
    I’m like, listen to you
    ~ Say THAT again!

    Shiddd…what should I call her?
    Since she doesn’t exist.
    ~ Whateva! you can tell me her name… I won’t tell 😉

  • http://lavendersquirts.blogspot.com DivineLavender

    Its been a while….I am sorry listening to Shabba scares me because I KNOW how ugly he is…

    I will be back when he ain’t number one…

    *Running to turn on the lights because Shabba is frightening!

    Valentine; Who said “Pick me, Pick me”? I guess I ain’t all that familiar with this English language thing.

    Da Smart Arse,
    Divine Lavender

  • http://jcroomzuri.blogspot.com/ j.a.c.

    i second or third or fourth the sentiment.. i love your dime lines. they make me smile.

  • akilah

    sounds like sidney from brown sugar….i’m sure she exists…

  • akilah

    sounds like sidney from brown sugar…..keep lookin….she’s out there….

  • prissy

    heeeee’s back!

    another masterpiece 🙂

  • http://jessicasong.net jess

    *puts hand over heart and smiles*.. your dime lines are the shit

  • http://idontknowitsjustmia.blogspot.com/ Mia

    YAY!! Dime Lines!!!

    I loves it…

    So what was the inspiration for this one???

  • http://vanitypages.blogspot.com Lady A

    That was hot! Like it a lot 🙂

  • llegaleyes

    e,

    What is this I’m hearing??

    Melancholy???

    Hey e, tell me anything. Yes, I said anything. But prove me wrong with this melancholy business???

    I cram to understand…..

    In the meantime, Dr. ENT has recommended http://www.audioditions.com (audio) for what ails ya…..

  • http://vanitpages.bogspot.com Eddie Nicole

    AAAAAh she doesn’t exist!
    I was actually sincerely happy for you.

  • http://vanitpages.bogspot.com Eddie Nicole

    AAAAAH! DAAAMN! She doesn’t exist?
    I was sincerely happy for you for about a minute!
    I think you gotta a girl and you’re just fuckin’ around for shits and giggles. Got all these women hotter than the inside of a fat girls thighs in the summer!

    Wow, did I just say that……. yeah I did

  • http://vanitpages.bogspot.com Eddie Nicole

    This isn’t working

  • http://vanitpages.bogspot.com Eddie Nicole

    This is like the third time I typed this. I hate when the comments section fucks up, cause I have a bad joke at the end of this, here it goes:

    AAAAAWWW, MAAAAAN! She doesn’t exist!
    I was sincerely happy for you. I really think you be bull shitin on here and you probably really gotta girl, who’s just clueless about blogging. You got all these women hotter than a fat woman’s draws in the summer time on here, talkin about “she doesn’t exist”. Love the Dime Limes, keep em cumming, pun intended.

    Wow….did I just say that…lol…yeah I did!

  • http://blackbeauty-daysofmylife.blogspot.com/ BlackBeauty

    *Head cocked side ways with a slightly puzzled look on face* Call her Chimerical Sweetness… I guess, since YOU say she doesn’t exist.

    Love your Dime Lines anyway, though!!! Waiting for the next one already.

  • http://rawdawgb.blogspot.com rawdawgbuffalo

    BRAVO lol that was classic Relaxation folk

  • http://the12planet.blogspot.com 12kyle

    Every time I THINK about doing something like this…you come up with something even doper! Nuff respect

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