Food annoys me.
I’m already a picky eater (See Read this)…I already eat next to anything…but damnit man!
Like I LOVE to eat fruit…but I hate buying fruit, I go to the grocery store with ‘I’ma eat healthy’ glee in my face
Cop me some fresh fruit…or you know when they have the fruit in the plastic containers? The assorted joints?
Yeah I get those…come home maybe I don’t want to eat them that day…but the next I open it up and it smells some kinda way
It COULD be fine…but if I THINK I smell something I don’t want to eat it.
OH and then what if you get the stuff on like the last day you’re supposed to? Like when its expiration date is all close?
Then it’s bad business
And who knows if the grocery boys just keep the same stuff up there and change the dates!?
Like Ground beef
I be all like “Shiddddd I’m gone git my Sketti on” Go to the store, cop some ground beef (I use Ground Sirloin or Angus) and everything is all to the good
Get home and get the eclectik-skillet goin and break up the meat and its brown in the middle and the bottom!
Like DAMNIT MAN! And even though I’m about to brown the meat, I cannot take it ALREADY being brown!
Those fukers just go around sprayin the meat with Pank on the tops? UGH!
Milk be chillin!
I can’t stand buying milk! I’m all at the grocery Store (Special shout outs to Krogers son!) and be like
“I want me some cereal” It’s quick…practical…deelish and is an important part of a balanced breakfast
Lemme get me some Raisin Bran (Hey F U I enjoy the Raisin Bran…or the Frosted Flakes…or the Corn Flakes)
Anywhoo…so lemme cop; uh oh…need me some Milk (Vitamin D dunny…none of that watered down % mess)
…I don’t want any cereal…another morning; man I’m not in the mood…don’t have time…know what happens?
By the time the expiration date is up I’ve made one bowl
And I LOATHE the crumbs at the bottom of the cereal box/bag….YUCK icky blah boo
Know what I do?
When I cook, I MUST clean up while and after I cook…even if that means my food is cold when I eat…if I’m cooking for someone I make their plate and go and clean up a lot of the times
…the kitchen has to stay clean son! Dishwasher loaded, counter wiped down and OH whatever I cooked in (Pots/Pans/etc) has to be cleaned…at the very least rinsed out…that’s nasty.
That’s one of the drawbacks of living alone or being single, I need someone to “smell this” sometime
Cuz I swear if the sniffer sniffs something different…I aint eatin it!!
Guess what else I do…?
When I go grocery shopping I always pick up fast food or take out…I cannot go shopping then cook…f that.
My thing is when I’m going to actually cook something I wait till that day and go buy the stuff cuz I cannot STAND having to defrost stuff
Cuz I only defrost in the fridge…I don’t play that leave on the counter or sit in the sink mess..And I DAMN sure don’t defrost in the microwave…it just cooks the food and that’s nasty.