You’ve been on this site and read my randomness and seen how much I love women, you’ve even seen my Appreciation website where I display my affections
My love of women knows no bounds, but sometimes it should … for one reason or another in my life and times I’ll see a female who I just like … I just want and I KNOW I have no business being attracted to them! My curse is typically I can find something attractive in most people (or at least I look for it) …
Anyway I’ve compiled a list of crushes I had back in the day who are NOT typical or readily obvious
… and slightly embarrassing
But I have fun here right? So … my Top 10 “Odd” Crushes
Odd because not many people were crushing on them
Odd because they are white? Nah … coincidence lol
Odd because What was I thinking!?
I started from less absurd to most … least I think
I enjoyed the Gidget reruns, what of it jerk?
This isn’t crazy because Sally Field was attractive and I’m sure lots of men wanted some of that flying nunn …
Pretty face, Shape was on point, and I like brunettes
What was I doing watching it in the first place?
Here’s the thing, When Night Court was on there was no internet, and You didn’t talk on the phone when it was on … and a lot of kids had to go to sleep after it went off … then there were more important things to talk about the next day of school like GI Joe, Transformers, Snapping Bras so I didn’t know that people were lovin Markie Post like I did until Twitter lol either way. I mean A Team (Two different characters, AND Buck Rodgers? … YES!
lol So I was watching the Show Reasonable Doubts in the 90s and something about Tess Kaufman did it for me
Maybe it was because she was Deaf and still working
I know it has to do with my weird fetish for Lawyers and Attorneys … don’t judge me
And I like her eyes … so there … never mind she kinda looks like Fivel
She was hot on Seinfeld and especially The L Word
Mary Lou Retton
No Surprise with this one since my Love for female athletes (In particular Track and Field) … Gymnastics is big for me too
Anyway, I didn’t think she was hot per say … BUT her legs (you know me and legs) were top notch at the time and that’s all I needed to be lusty
For some reason she reminds me of Little Debbie Oatmeal creme pies.
She was quiet, Strong, Mean, Demanding, and wore the glasses and tight bun … and when she first let her hair down and took the glasses off
Mannnnnn I wanted some of that Chalky, pasty woman lol
Another Lawyer? Yep. See?
Nevermind the fact that my GI Joes had more meat on them, when Ally McBeal came out I wanted some Calista Flockhart
… think it was the hair and the lips … and they were always talking about sex … and the lawyer thing, pretty eyes too
So … I use to watch Days of Our Lives, you got beef!?!
Billie on Days of Our Lives was the hotness … it was the lips and the short haircut, mostly the lips
I thought Lisa Rinna was everything back then her AND Kristian Alfonso (Hope Brady)
Sure she resembles the Denver Broncos logo BUT! I liked her … I’m sure it was because she balled out in UCONN (Balled out prolly wasn’t the best phrase here)
I thought she was dope … I remember they were playing and here hair was sweated out and she had her jersey rolled up…. good times
Yeah … I dunno.
Why the long face?
There were CLEARLY better options on 90210 for me to choose from but Donna needed me, I know what it was … it was the breasts
She had the breasts and for some odd reason that 3 foot wide space in between them I liked lol
So I overlooked her pelican appearance for the slim with boobs look
Okay listen damnit, I can like HGTV! I enjoy interior design effwads!
This doesn’t count as 80s or 90s but it’s still least likely!
Trading Spaces was a dope show … and I watched it because I liked the challenge and transformation of people’s places but also because of Paige Davis
… and I don’t like perky happy people either but it was something about her … and how she looked in Jeans, like she’d be … good at … design.
Oh and Shoutouts to:
- Katherine Hammond
- Rue McClanahan
- Joyce DeWitt
- Cindy Williams
… All of who ALSO would’ve gotten it
See what courage it took to admit those? I cannot be the only one who had less than stellar crushes … comments?