You’ve been on this site and read my randomness and seen how much I love women, you’ve even seen my Appreciation website where I display my affections
My love of women knows no bounds, but sometimes it should … for one reason or another in my life and times I’ll see a female who I just like … I just want and I KNOW I have no business being attracted to them! My curse is typically I can find something attractive in most people (or at least I look for it) …
Anyway I’ve compiled a list of crushes I had back in the day who are NOT typical or readily obvious
… and slightly embarrassing
But I have fun here right? So … my Top 10 “Odd” Crushes
Odd because not many people were crushing on them
Odd because they are white? Nah … coincidence lol
Odd because What was I thinking!?
I started from less absurd to most … least I think
Sally Field
I enjoyed the Gidget reruns, what of it jerk?
This isn’t crazy because Sally Field was attractive and I’m sure lots of men wanted some of that flying nunn …
Pretty face, Shape was on point, and I like brunettes
Odd because
What was I doing watching it in the first place?
Markie Post
Here’s the thing, When Night Court was on there was no internet, and You didn’t talk on the phone when it was on … and a lot of kids had to go to sleep after it went off … then there were more important things to talk about the next day of school like GI Joe, Transformers, Snapping Bras so I didn’t know that people were lovin Markie Post like I did until Twitter lol either way. I mean A Team (Two different characters, AND Buck Rodgers? … YES!
Marlee Matlin
What?
lol So I was watching the Show Reasonable Doubts in the 90s and something about Tess Kaufman did it for me
Maybe it was because she was Deaf and still working
I know it has to do with my weird fetish for Lawyers and Attorneys … don’t judge me
And I like her eyes … so there … never mind she kinda looks like Fivel
She was hot on Seinfeld and especially The L Word
Mary Lou Retton
No Surprise with this one since my Love for female athletes (In particular Track and Field) … Gymnastics is big for me too
Anyway, I didn’t think she was hot per say … BUT her legs (you know me and legs) were top notch at the time and that’s all I needed to be lusty
For some reason she reminds me of Little Debbie Oatmeal creme pies.
Bebe Neuwirth
Lilith Sternin!
She was quiet, Strong, Mean, Demanding, and wore the glasses and tight bun … and when she first let her hair down and took the glasses off
Mannnnnn I wanted some of that Chalky, pasty woman lol
Calista Flockhart
Another Lawyer? Yep. See?
Nevermind the fact that my GI Joes had more meat on them, when Ally McBeal came out I wanted some Calista Flockhart
… think it was the hair and the lips … and they were always talking about sex … and the lawyer thing, pretty eyes too
Lisa Rinna
So … I use to watch Days of Our Lives, you got beef!?!
Billie on Days of Our Lives was the hotness … it was the lips and the short haircut, mostly the lips
I thought Lisa Rinna was everything back then her AND Kristian Alfonso (Hope Brady)
Rebecca Lobo
Sure she resembles the Denver Broncos logo BUT! I liked her … I’m sure it was because she balled out in UCONN (Balled out prolly wasn’t the best phrase here)
I thought she was dope … I remember they were playing and here hair was sweated out and she had her jersey rolled up…. good times
Tori Spelling
Yeah … I dunno.
Why the long face?
There were CLEARLY better options on 90210 for me to choose from but Donna needed me, I know what it was … it was the breasts
She had the breasts and for some odd reason that 3 foot wide space in between them I liked lol
So I overlooked her pelican appearance for the slim with boobs look
Paige Davis
Okay listen damnit, I can like HGTV! I enjoy interior design effwads!
This doesn’t count as 80s or 90s but it’s still least likely!
Trading Spaces was a dope show … and I watched it because I liked the challenge and transformation of people’s places but also because of Paige Davis
… and I don’t like perky happy people either but it was something about her … and how she looked in Jeans, like she’d be … good at … design.
Oh and Shoutouts to:
- Katherine Hammond
- Rue McClanahan
- Joyce DeWitt
- Cindy Williams
… All of who ALSO would’ve gotten it
See what courage it took to admit those? I cannot be the only one who had less than stellar crushes … comments?
