‘Nother intricate plot, Valentines day’s a Raper
‘Damn, why she wanna stick me for my paper?’
My Mo-sci-no hoe, my Ver-sa-ce hottie
Come to find out, you was fuckin everybody
You knew about me, I’ma call e
Make him Trick off in Virginia, buy for me in D.C.
Woe, oh is me, that’s what I get for trickin
Balls all dry, But I’m clit lickin
Lickin some more, Cuz its Feb 1-4
If I didnt all you’d hear is e dont love me no more
Disrespectful shit, I’m not Valentines Material
Fuck around and take you out for Orange juice and Cereal
You feel me? Guys forced to Trick just to hit
‘Cause of you, I’m on some real….uhhh
🙂
Guess what’s comin’?
Trick off for pussy Day! It’s on the 14th…yall celebratin?
You know what be happenin?
You dont hear from people all year…no happy new Year in January…not Thanksgivin or Christmas wishes the previous one
Round end of January…W-2 Time you hear from them
“Long time no see”
“What have you been up to”
“I miss you”
“We should get together”
…word. Should we?
What’s with the Hearts and Candy? People fall into this every single year…What’s the point?
I’d be offended if I were a woman and some wack dude (I hate the word “dude” by the way) Some wack dude comes up and treats me(you) all right and etc etc.
I’d be like DAMN Treat me like that all the time!
Guys get swindled…You go all out…trick off; do little or big things for what? Cuz what? It’s the 14th?
For some Ass? The SAME ass you got on the 12th?
As Mayor Clay Davis (The Wire) would say “Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeee-idddddddddd”
When do guys get love? Never once have I seen, heard, or experienced the man gettin done up for…a woman going all out for the guy and letting him enjoy himself
How about this:
Come over..with some groceries and a couple DVDs
Turn on The Xbox and some Music
Mute the TV, play some Smooth R&B (Or my Rotation 🙂 )while you cook and talk
Prep Dinner
He goes to get (or you brought the Coldstone)
After Dinner and the movie you excuse yourself to the restroom…clean up and come back in somefin like:
OR
And Act out a Dime Lines of your choice 🙂
…see e’s here to help.After you get done with that…exchange a small gift (Come up with a $$$ limit and you cant spend more than that)
Then Dime lines some more….go home and call your girls and tell em how you got yo black blown out and how you turnt him owt.
But Noooooooooooooooooo That doesn’t happen; No, the Guy/Man has to take the lead and do all of everything…FnFs
Luckily for me I dont celebrate Trick off for P Day…it’s against my Religion “eclectikanity”… of the 1st Day bloggers 🙂
The other reason TOFP Day is wack is because it’s always during the week…who wants to go all out and get down for sexy time when you have to go to work that day…and go to work the next
Like we can sit up 1/2 naked and watch Brown Sugar, Love Jones, You’ve Got mail and Pretty Woman
Turn on some honey Love and get our gettin it on…but damnit; I gotta go to work tomorrow…dont be expectin 3 hours of funk LOL
…Trickin off for some Cheddar Biscuits.
We can go out this Friday…Survivor is on Thursday! lol
It’s a bad precedent…once you start trickin; it’s expected of you…and once you start NOT doing anything (ladies) You’re not expected to…
Its funny; the 15th everybody aint shit and get neglected and dissed and ignored all over again…I say just chill treat people right all the time
It’s much better; This made up Trick off day is too extra for ole e-love.
Stupid shiny balloons and Chocolates (That only 1/3 of them taste good)…
Hey! Why cant guys get a Build-a-Bear? I want one…eff ewe!
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