I’ve been told …
My personality is a mixture of:
* Dave Chappelle
* Sean Combs
* Monk
* House
* Seinfeld
* Marcus Graham in Boomerang (Peace to Lady E)
I’m boring
My memory is crazy
I am a big flirt
I’m a homebody
The Dime lines make women wet
I hate people
I am brutally honest
I have a nice voice
I’m too nonchalant
I’m Quirky
A Neat Freak
I know more about Hip Hop and R&B than most
My Place is decorated way more gooder/different than your typical single guy
I’m an Introverted Extrovert
I hate people yet I’m a people person, and people like me when they get to know me
…if I let them get to know me
I have nice eyes and eyelashes and eyebrows
I remember the most odd and random old school things
The weirdest and/or smallest things annoy me
My Style would be called: “Hip Hop Grown Up”
Or a Mixture of:
* Jay Z
* Sean Combs
* Russell Simmons
… and Someone who doesn’t care
I’m in tune to what a woman wants and likes
There’s no way anyone else could survive with my eating habits
Somehow I manage to get away with saying stuff others cannot
My bedroom is sexy
I treat the people I’m with great
I’ma loner
I’m the most random person ever
Only I would pick the attributes and parts of women to lust after (Areolas, calves, backs, shoulders)
I’m too nonchalant
People cannot “figure me out”
(…I say stop trying)
I’m too analytic
I am single because I’m:
* Too picky
* By choice
* My expectations are too high
* I’m looking for a Sexy homebody and those don’t exist
I can be an asshole to people until they know me
I’m a freak
I’m stubborn
I’m eclectic
….and you know what?
They are prolly right….I’ll take those.
