Why didn’t they tell me…????
College is cool but…you can and will starve
Debt is a real
Sex without a condom and sex with a condom does NOT feel the same … never ever go without! lol
Leasing a vehicle is NOT the way to go
Grades 4-12 will be the greatest years of your life
Shopping is so much fun
That preparing for work (college) is NOTHING compared to actually FINDING work (post college)
Women don’t want to be approached unless its on their terms…that the guy is totally oblivious to
Aint nothing at the club cept over-priced drinks and ignorance.
Pay MORE than your credit card’s minimum
Folding fitted sheets is NOT a simple task
Buying Toothpaste and Toilet paper will be annoying tasks
You will never outgrow pizza
They fake orgasms
When you get old, moles just pop up out of nowhere
The older you get, the more things make you poo
You will use 8% of the actual things you studied in your major when you get a “real” job
You cannot call a fat woman fat
Nothing in a shiny wrapper that taste good is good for you.
Once you have to pay for heat and lights, you start to turn things off and care a little more.
That good feeling when new music comes out is not going to last
A new pair of shoes is therapeutic
Q Tips are orgasmic
The NBA is going to suck and be near unwatchable
If you hang with 9 broke friends, you’re bound to be the 10th one.
Those free T-shirts in college for signing up for Credit Cards will come back to haunt you.
NOW I KNOW!