Are Blogs dead? Or just mine?
There’s going to be a TV show named “Selfie”
When a person says “F**k You” … what exactly does that mean?
… Is it they want to do it to me?
… They want someone to do it to me?
Same thing with “You Suck” … suck what? Not that … cuz if so, when little kids say it and it’s acceptable that something sucks then…
Lemon and Yellow cake are better than Chocolate and Angel Food
Has anyone ever had Leftover bacon? Could you trust a person who had leftover bacon?
Pound for Pound The Drumstick is the greatest ice cream treat
So if they found out Donald Sterling was 1/16th black, would he still be in trouble?
…either way, he got baited and railroaded … he might be a douche but he got screwed over.
People on Twitter will RT and post things that find offensive or annoying and complain about it for hours … they could just ignore it and move on with their lives
We should have a NES game day .. Start at around 11 … BBQ, have drinks and just NES all day
All I’m saying is every major young celebrity who gets pregnant ALWAYS ends up taking bare belly pictures for someone’s magazine … cept one.
I love the idea of cereal, but as an adult who works … it’s more convenient in the afternoon … I never want to stop and have it in the morning
Who knew there was a ThunderCats board game?!
C’mon where else will you get an East Coast Family breakdown?
If the BBQ doesn’t have beef dogs, then eff your BBQ … and I’m not using the word “Franks” … some damn franks.
So they are making the iPhone larger … I didn’t ask for this.
Jon Cryer makes 600,000 a week for 2 and a half men … a week.
Jay Z got beat up.
What I need is to not have to unplug my router and plug it back in … let my Wi Fi just breathe
Cherry Starburst is the worst starburst … I understand lemon, but no it’s Cherry.
Seems like the cooler people on Twitter are too busy for twitter these days, but I’m still on there, so … awww man!
The #1GottaGo games are still a thing, gotta think up some more.
Put the Pussy on the chainwax still needs to be a thing.
Mariah Carey is the most attractive unappealing woman out … you can recognize she’s hot but you don’t want it.
It’s funny, everyone gets pissed when you have to sit through ads before a YouTube clip without realizing you’re about to watch FREE content damn near instantly
Flaming Hot Cheetos are incredible … no way I’m trying the Flaming hot Funyons tho
What happens is I don’t get comments and it makes me not want to post … don’t judge me!
Has anyone ever run out of business cards? They give you eleventy seventy damn business cards … you give out like 12 to friends and family, and never have a single one on you that ONE time someone asks for one.
Please can Football come back?
A Loaf of Bread, a container of Milk, and a Stick of Buddah