5 Reasons I’m single

May 21, 2006

ERSin

1. I’m boring

Going to the movies, shooting pool, playing board games, cards…
Walking around Georgetown, shopping and stopping for drinks
Those are fun things to me.
I’d rather go to a lounge and listen to some spoken word or get some take out and watch a DVD than hit a club.

(The obligatory trip to N.Y. for shopping or a weekend in A.C. for a little blackjack is always the move too.)

To some though, that’s boring and not desirable…I’m a laid back type guy…I watch 24, and Girlfriends what do you want from me? LOL

2. I don’t go to church

I don’t have anything against religion, I love Jesus!
For those that go to Church, Temple, or Kingdom Hall on the weekly or more? there’s not a thing wrong with that, I just don’t enjoy going/attending Services.
I believe in God, I pray I just don’t go to the building.
I don’t have any problem with my woman going, raising our children into going; Hey, I’d even go a time or two but I’d never be a regular
(that time or two may literally be a time or two)
Some women cannot get over that and I respect it, but if I went to church or said that I do just to impress a woman or make her think that Im religious; just to get close to her is dishonest and if there’s anything/anyone I’m NOT going to lie about or on it’s the most high! J

I’m going in Church and sitting down, God’s up there pointin’ at me like: Look at “THIS dude” LOL!!

3. I don’t dance

That’s probably reason 412 why I don’t go to the clubs
(But then again I don’t even go to or like Strip clubs either)
Anyway,
I don’t dance…to some women thats blasphemous.

Meh.

Look, if I’m really with someone I’d take some classes like The Tango or some ish like that, that might be fun; but I’m not about to go sweat it up and shake it down in nobody’s club; Her and her girls can go do that as much as they want.

…what if she dances with a guy?
As long as she’s coming home to me what do I have to worry about?
If she’s doing something she shouldn’t be; a couple of things will happen:

Shell cheat
She’ll like someone else and break up with me
Word will get out or Ill catch her in a lie of some sort

…all roads end with me not dealing with her anymore, so who cares?
Chalk it up to her not being the right one, but dancing CANNOT be that serious…can it?

4. I’m not attracted to fast-ass females/ Im not an ‘Ass man’ or ‘Breast man’

I’m a sucker for pretty skin and nice legs…..a pretty smile, toned arms…Now I love the curves and if I had to pick between the standard two; I’d probably go backside over big breasts…I dont mind small breasts in the least
(it’s all about the nipple peoples…the nipple LOL)

With all that being said, maybe if I went for the hot butt chicks that wear their T&A all hanging out or that’s out pelvic poppin’ all over the place it would be easier to get someone lol theres a lot of them around these days

But NOPE!

I’d rather go with what I want/prefer…plus personality is whats important
(Yeah it sounded like bullshit as I typed it as well lmao!)

5. I’m too picky

I require what I’d like to think are small things…I honestly don’t think I ask for much when people ask “What is your type?”

The MOST IMPORTANT thing is Sense of Humor
…nothing is worse than a woman that cannot take or tell a joke or find humor in some things stupid or otherwise. lol

The ability to hold a decent conversation
…EVEN if we’re talking about ‘Why Barney Rubble didn’t have a neck’ or ‘If the Beat it Jacket was better than the Thriller Jacket lol just the ability to have fun and talk. Things don’t always have to be serious but being able to get along with one another is big.

Some sort of goals/aspirations
Who wants to be with someone thats not trying to do something with themselves?
A Job (pref. career) in College (or graduate) wanting to do somethingbills are hot
Being able to pay them is sexy lol; 401 K, a carrentyour name on a lease somewhere lol

Common interests:
I like a woman that’s laid back like me
…I guess the “Boring stuff” from above; Going to a Basketball game, a comedy club or a drive somewhere…stuff like that; Getting drunk and playing Scrabble and arguing whether or not ‘Shawty’ and ‘urea’ is acceptable LOL
No fun being with someone you cant vibe withlookin at each others sexy ass can get old real quick (maybe)

I’m not a fan of makeup
…Nothing is wrong with lip gloss/glass, I mean I’ve seen women who wore makeup and I had no clue, and situations like that I don’t have any beef
I’m just saying; the foundations…the powders…extra eye shadow; hot for model shoots…not going to Pentagon City Mall and Ruby Tues. LOL

Dress and shoe game
…of course most women are concerned with their appearance and I don’t ask that any woman rock the latest from Neiman Marcus or Bloomies
But a woman with nice shoes is so sexy, and someone that can rock sweats, gym shorts, jeans and a beater…then flip to something soft and spaghetti strapped and wears it well is outstanding.

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  • http://boundbymyhook.blogspot.com Erica B.

    I found your site while perusing YBF. I don’t get why you are STILL single! You come across as a man who has it together and knows what he wants out of life and in a mate. I think it’s that most of these younger women (I’m 30 something) don’t know what a good man is. Please continue to school them, maybe they’ll get it!

  • http://shavonne.org Shavonne

    It’s good to see a guy who knows what he wants.

  • http://wutevabitch.diaryland.com diddy

    LOL yes it is i again. damn, you sound JUST like my damn boyfriend. you’re gonna make some woman REAL happy one day.

  • http://shugaorspice.blogspot.com Shug

    Wow, you’re my kind of guy! You sound just like me it’s scary. 😯

  • http://nsaneleesane.blogspot.com Nsane Lee Sane

    I guess I’m boring too, I like to dance, but I can do that at home…

    I know you’ll dance with me at home, where no one can see…just for fun, right?

  • http://fullhousefornow.blogspot.com chele

    You’re not picky. You’re discriminating. Nothing wrong with that. Too many times we end up with what we don’t want because we aren’t clear on what we do want.

    Thanks for stopping by.

  • http://roycesdaughter.blogspot.com Royce’s Daughter

    and your single why? I must of missed the reason somewhere cause these responses are telling me all the reason why you shouldn’t be single…me don’t get it kiddo!!!

  • http://roycesdaughter.blogspot.com Royce’s Daughter

    and your single why? I must of missed the reason somewhere cause these responses are telling me all the reason why you shouldn’t be single…me don’t get it kiddo!!!

  • http://www.hotghettomess.com jam donaldson

    i bet a date with you would be so hot. 🙂

  • http://www.hotghettomess.com jam donaldson

    i bet a date with you would be so hot. 🙂

  • http://thepoeticcocoon.blogspot.com Urban Butterfly

    I’m surprised that we have so much in common.

    I can tell just by reading this. Wow…

    are you my male reincarnate? lol

  • http://http//:www.jerzeyjuryduty.blogspot.com/ jerzeygyrl

    so u go to AC, huh? blackjack?

    u should never settle for less than u know what u deserve. that’s not being picky.

    I just got a phone call off this comment: (I’m going in Church and sitting down, God’s up there pointin’ at me like: Look at “THIS dude” LOL!!) ur a damn fewl! and they said they will be by at 11 tonight to committ you! so be ready…

  • http://http//:www.jerzeyjuryduty.blogspot.com/ jerzeygyrl

    so u go to AC, huh? blackjack?

    u should never settle for less than u know what u deserve. that’s not being picky.

    I just got a phone call off this comment: (I’m going in Church and sitting down, God’s up there pointin’ at me like: Look at “THIS dude” LOL!!) ur a damn fewl! and they said they will be by at 11 tonight to committ you! so be ready…

  • SimplyPut

    Yo, I just happened to stumble upon this page! it’s hot. . . Something different about you – you must be the 1 out of the only 2 dudes in the world who seem like they are about something. Don’t get why you’re single either but you know what they say… there’s someone for everyone. Hope you find me–ahem, I mean HER!

  • SimplyPut

    Yo, I just happened to stumble upon this page! it’s hot. . . Something different about you – you must be the 1 out of the only 2 dudes in the world who seem like they are about something. Don’t get why you’re single either but you know what they say… there’s someone for everyone. Hope you find me–ahem, I mean HER!

  • Lisa

    Yeah. You’re funny. Trolling for women at YBF…I see you!

    No, seriously. You’ll find her. She’s out there. And maybe she doesn’t dance either! My Daddy goes to church for weddings and funerals. My Mom is the official Church Lady. And you know girls like guys that remind them of their Daddy…

    Was that shameless? I hope so!

    Anyway, thanks for the laugh. And the music.

  • Lisa

    Yeah. You’re funny. Trolling for women at YBF…I see you!

    No, seriously. You’ll find her. She’s out there. And maybe she doesn’t dance either! My Daddy goes to church for weddings and funerals. My Mom is the official Church Lady. And you know girls like guys that remind them of their Daddy…

    Was that shameless? I hope so!

    Anyway, thanks for the laugh. And the music.

  • fireking

    Here’s what you do,next time you see a real fine chick ,you walk up to her and tell her I sent you.Then you just say the same shit you be saying on your site.If that don’t work then try it on another fine ass chick.
    Now this may take a while but I can almost gurantee you will score eventualy.

  • http://www.UrbanSavvy.com Urban Savvy

    Hey Brother,
    I am really feelin the artwork on your page. Who is that. I want to buy a couple pieces for my home.

  • http://www.UrbanSavvy.com Urban Savvy

    Hey Brother,
    I am really feelin the artwork on your page. Who is that. I want to buy a couple pieces for my home.

  • http://jcrofthenderson.blogspot.com/ It is what it is

    #4. Wow! – The Legs get em’ everytime…I would know. hahaha

  • http://jcrofthenderson.blogspot.com/ It is what it is

    #4. Wow! – The Legs get em’ everytime…I would know. hahaha

  • Meg

    I just want to know what’s wrong with you or the women you pick. Words sound good but action are much better. Reality is most people want a perfect mate, but they fail to realize a perfect mate has flaws. A person being able to deal with another person’s flaws and visa versa make’s it true love. So enough with the good what are your flaws?

  • Meg

    Enough with the good what are your flaws. True love only come when two people love each other past their flaws.

  • Meg

    Enough with the good what are your flaws. True love only come when two people love each other past their flaws.

  • http://eclectik-relaxation.com/ eclectik

    I thought those WERE my flaws!?

  • Sakeenah

    Yadda yadda yadda
    Maybe he likes being single, he never said he was lonely. Don’t assume. If you are looking, what kind of vibes are you sending out? Do you even like women? I didn’t ask if you like having sex with women. Do you have a healthy opinion of women? We pick up on these things. I can sense a vibe or an attitude before I even see a person’s face. If you think your dark traits are hidden, they’re not, nobody has told you about them that’s all. Lastly, if you seriously want a woman, tell the Universe. Write down exactly what you’re looking for. Buy The Secret CDs and put them into practice

  • http://srjparks.blogspot.com Sdot

    Lol Sakeenah sounds like a straight nut basket, real talk, lol!
    I came over b/c I hadn’t read any of the reasons you’re single so before I read 11-15/fidden (is that right?)I had to play catch up.
    I don’t dance either…Iun even know why I go out…guess I think that’s what 23 yr old girls are supposed to do…and…its fun…sometimes.
    SO I got it…you called me fast! Damnit! I’m too fast! Ah hell!
    Actually I’m not even fast…I’m slow…lol…compared to the rest of these chicks!
    Okay…off to read the other 5 reasons why we don’t work *sighs* (lol)

  • http://srjparks.blogspot.com Sdot

    Lol Sakeenah sounds like a straight nut basket, real talk, lol!
    I came over b/c I hadn’t read any of the reasons you’re single so before I read 11-15/fidden (is that right?)I had to play catch up.
    I don’t dance either…Iun even know why I go out…guess I think that’s what 23 yr old girls are supposed to do…and…its fun…sometimes.
    SO I got it…you called me fast! Damnit! I’m too fast! Ah hell!
    Actually I’m not even fast…I’m slow…lol…compared to the rest of these chicks!
    Okay…off to read the other 5 reasons why we don’t work *sighs* (lol)

  • beautifulgyrlJ

    You are not boring at all kinda sound like me. I go out every now and then but, since I don’t like big crowds it annoys me. This dude I dated told me I was too boring for him, because he likes partying and he wanted a party animal. But that wasn’t my style. Therefore, I told him he can leave. He dropped out of undergrad to pursue being a party promoter and when he told me between work and 18 credits I never had time for him (that was a NO!!)!. I have no issue with a dream and aspiration but a degree is something to fall back on, I got tired of being supportive and coaching him to get back in school. It got kind of OLD real QUICK! WHY r you SINGLE?!? You don’t sound picky to me. These are basic things that the normal person looks for.

  • beautifulgyrlJ

    You are not boring at all kinda sound like me. I go out every now and then but, since I don’t like big crowds it annoys me. This dude I dated told me I was too boring for him, because he likes partying and he wanted a party animal. But that wasn’t my style. Therefore, I told him he can leave. He dropped out of undergrad to pursue being a party promoter and when he told me between work and 18 credits I never had time for him (that was a NO!!)!. I have no issue with a dream and aspiration but a degree is something to fall back on, I got tired of being supportive and coaching him to get back in school. It got kind of OLD real QUICK! WHY r you SINGLE?!? You don’t sound picky to me. These are basic things that the normal person looks for.

  • iAmBigBen87

    This is why i come here E, great minds think alike lol

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