“Paint a perfect picture…Bring 2 life a vision in one’s mind The beautiful ones Always smash the picture…Always everytime” And HERE SHE IS! 1. Natasha Hastings The NEW #1 and Face of eclectik-relaxation…and #1 Crush It’s been a long hard search…I thought to myself…self? Go back to the basics What do you love? What…
So I get up this morning and I’m all like…Why is Will smith on the cover of all these newspapers? I should SO get props for my Prince song choices. Okay damnit…here’s the annoying thing about people and President ‘Rack (That’s right…President ‘Rack..pro-nounced “Rahk” don’t bite) Alls I’m sayin is I want a Obama…
“Ever since I was a little baby I had 2 have double everything When they tell me that’s enough That’s when I wanna fill my cup” Prince’s “Black MF in the house” ??? I’m so cleva. EVERY blog gon be talkin bout some YAY we won…and Go Bama I’m all happy for…
“Tell me, are we gonna let de-elevator bring us down Oh, no let’s go!” It’s Prince Week on eclectik-relaxation! Prince week! This could go on for a while! The weekend…hey my team got a win Went to the Mall, Target, some stuff…still need groceries…someone come hook it I’ve seen a lot of…
“Now party people it’s time for the exquisite No knock knock who that, who’s there, or who is it” They should make watches with little percolator icons on them, so you’ll know exactly when it’s time All that Chocolate coated ice cream, loaded big and thick no room for a stick… None of the people…
“I have a strong point of view on the way things run Just shut up and listen and learn my son” Man I already miss Badu week…shoulda made the rest of October Badu Alls I know is for as much as I love my girlfriend she certainly is not loving me lately…damnit Penn State…Damnit…
“Livin in a world that’s oh so fast Gotta make your money last Learn from the past, oh” Happy Ignant Awards day! Okay…I’ma try. My. T.I is horrible. I will never like Ludacrisp. The jacking of Redman’s style is unacceptable. My thoughts are coming clear already…BET Hip Hop Awards…No Hip Hop to be found …rakim…
“Well see the suns in the east and the moon reflects Like the knowledge and wisdom, I manifest” Mannnn it might have to be Badu week NEXT week too! I’m JAMMIN! Hey they held the 1st annual “We use to be eclectik’s #1” Photoshoot…. ingrates. …stupid boyfriend havers Its gay to be a single man…
“Ooh, I’m living check to check I’m just trying to pay my rent And I can feel it Coming down around me” …Is it really hating? Why can I just NOT like you? NO I think she’s just busy and stuff, you cummin after 3 strokes had NOTHING to do with it DANG!…
“What good do your words do If they can’t understand you Don’t go talkin’ that shit Badu, Badu” It’s BADU WEEK on eclectik-relaxation.com! My Favy sanger, so we gon get ours in this week …oh no! I hope this don’t mean that afterwards I’ll be wearing Tight plaid bell bottoms, a puffy shirt, Stone…
Okay so… What exactly is a banana fanna fo? …it’s clearly more gooder than a Me My Moe But is it better than a inny meeny miney moe? PLUS you cant catch no tiger by the damn toe…not even a cub And fuck hollering, it wouldn’t holler…it would kill you Inny meeny that on your…
“Your sweet like sugar with your gangster talk Want to eat you like a cookie when I see you walk With your rayon, silk or maybe even denim It really doesnt matter as long as youre in them” The latest edition of MY personal Top 10 women that I want so hard Standard rules apply:…
Presence alone makes the room sexy Alone want her to text me, want her next to me Nestle, complexion…cinnamon shades..peanut butter Skin is just beautiful; got it from her mother And I’m another Man that just wants to touch her And try not to smoother, the woman is Like That No makeup, ponytail and sweats…
“Many people tell me this style is terrific It is kinda different but let’s gets specific” I dont know how it happens but…Seems like 90% of the women from Texas has thickum thighs and fatty mcfat fat about the bootay …I think I like that. Quietly The Hills’ Audrina is pretty damn seck-c even…
“Well now you’re forced to listen to the teacher and the lesson Class is in session so you can stop guessin If this is a tape or a written down memo See I am a professional, this is not a demo” Decent weekend…no real complaints…Ohio State won, Bengals lost…nothing’s changed. Who knew that Jimbrowski was…
“He doesnt argue with a girl cause yes, he has others Keep updated on all kind of rubbers Got ones that are lambskin, others that are plastic One day hell open a school for prophylactics They dont know…” The Difference between sex with a condom and sex without is like Night and Day..whoooooooooo! That ish…
“Back once more with the wallop in the score Must I ride and rip, should I make you rock your hip Reviver of a roller-boogie in a rink And sure to make you think about the times To scope fun instead of fights” When it comes to relationships, the person that cares the least…
“I’m really fascinating to the letter My all-around performance gets better and better My English grammar comes down like a hammer You need a style, I need to pull your file” Back to the randomness! I’ve realized that you guys like the posts about something more so than the ones that are random/I think…
The REAL reason Hip Hop is dead Okay, you want me to tell you?…promise not to tell anyone else, this is just between me and you okay? k. Well. The REAL reason Hip Hop is dead is real simple. Remember when “The Golden age” of Hip Hop was pumpin? The 80’s…in to the 90’s?…
….Guess who’s back?…Guess who’s back??? Hey blogworld… the world is yours Hey blogworld… the world is yours Blog blogworld world… the world is yours Blog wo-ah-huh-huh-huh-urld This Blog here…so hot it burns Read you some e…Who knows you might learn eclectik randomness…rotation is strong Dont leave a comment…That’s mad wrong e don’t change…likes women…
I remember when…. We rocked the Kangaroos with the pocket on the side Girls Uno Dos sieta and then they played slide Rotary Phones, Underroos, because hanes were lame If you got served it was by LeRoy on Fame Gold Chains, fuk bling we had three-finger rings Lee Jeans, plus Angela Stribling on screen Scene…
Right about now… You’re about to read this…post from e So shut yo MOWF… HIT IT! It takes two to make a thing go right It takes two to make it outta sight Hit it! I wanna blog right now, I’m eclectik I came to get down And I’m internationally known; Cuz Jack and Joice…
I want a girl with action, ‘control’ like Janet Jackson I hate the dark, I want the light so I can see reaction Against all relaxin, prepare for steady waxin When you leave you must pay E – for what? – satisfaction It’s Old School Hip Hop Week on eclectik-relaxation! …dont stop woppin…
What type of guy… Watches Soap Operas every week…Young and the Restless and General Hospital…can’t talk to anyone about the storylines Has a Show girlfriend for every season of Top Model and American Idol (Among other shows) Would rather go shopping than eat or sleep Has more shoes than video games Watches Bridezillas and Project…
Okay Ladies…I’ma different type of guy (Like you didn’t already know) And I love me some women (As if you didn’t already know) I love finding out what you think…how your mind works…what you go through, so I ask… What’s your least favorite sexual position? Is 3-5 Minutes enough for a satisfiable sex session?…
“How did you know…cuz I never told You found out!” Ima paint me a six pack with mascara…I’ma be CUT! “Ummm…?” Yes baby? “Your abs are running” “Uhhh…be right back” …gotta get waterproof. Is it okay if I own the Sex and The City Box Set AND the Movie? …or no? I’m 95% over…
Yeah, ya’ look good. But can ya’ cook good? Can ya’ read or is your brain like wood? Do ya’ have sex? Or do ya’ make love? How do ya’ live? Do ya’ give or do ya’ take love. Girl, you so fine Could you be mine? Or do I slack in the back…
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