You know what I can’t stand? The News First off I dont like the new cuz it’s annoying and I dont care…esp since I’m not from this area and I can’t relate BUT I cannot stand the “You may love your Orange Juice…but more than your own life?? …We’ll have the story at 11″…
“So we’ve been told and some choose to believe it I know they’re wrong, wait and see. Someday we’ll find it….” Mia and Lovnlife you two are my only friends….come here lets do it. Hey guys…what is a Twitter? I need I want Harris Faulkner in my life Do you guys only…
“The best oh yes I guess suggest the rest should fess Don’t mess or test your highness Unless you just address with best finesse And bless the paragraph I manifest” So how’s the weekend? Mannnn My true love is playing me. Between Ohio State and The Bengals…what have I don’t to deserve this? New…
Dating. The thing is dating sux, what sux more is the search for finding someone to date because that leads to dating multiple people which is the worst! What happens is you end up asking the same ‘get to know someone’ questions and getting the stock answers which you know you’re going to forget…
“Thinkin how hard it was to be born Me being cream with no physical form Millions of cells with one destination To reach the best part that’s life’s creation Nine months later a job well done Make way cause here I come” The rotation is gettin it! I wish people would finish the “Guess…
“It’s self-explanatory, no one’s writin for me The poetry I’m rattlin is really not for battlin But if you want I will simply change the program So when I’m done you will simply say “damn” Weekend… Happy times! Good laughs Good Convo and My BABY was Bizzack! Girlfriend recap: Those damn Bobcats…
In the background Discipline But I’m hardly listenin I’m hypnotized by her eyes and how they’re glistenin Got honey now I’m drizzlin Drippin over areolas Skin tone is bangin like caramel and Coca Cola And with my tongue I’m rollin over like the Spanish Roll “R’s” Nipples erect gettin strummed like the strings on guitars…
“The strong will survive The weak will perish Ignorance is a poison and knowledge will nourish” What is the going to the on?! Guess what? I’m going to see my girlfriend tonight…we got a date 🙂 !!!!!!! Mannnnnnn I was in New Jersey ALL yesterday for ‘bizness’ I thought I was going to get…
“This particular style may vary, The things I converse about are heard rarely Some can’t bear me, others try to scare me Soundin intelligent but not yet equivalent You know what?” It’s offical! ECLECTIK IS NO LONGER SINGLE! You knew it was coming! I am back with my ex once again…she left…
Okay damnit…you knew it was coming; THE Official “What’s eclectik watching” Fall TV Schedule for 2008-2009 What’s in it? Mostly the same stuff… New shows: My Own worst enemy: Appears to kick ass with the split personality joint 90210: I mean come on! I watched The OC and I watch The Hills and Gossip Girl…
I take it back… Lovnlife…I’ma kiss yo fayce Dunno if I will be nominated or will get enough votes for THIS or THIS or THIS But I Should be! Technically…All Vitamins are chewable; I’m just sayin 9×22=198 Noooo…gues who is the coolest!?? Me. I wouldn’t mind a Smoothie Oh I was watching Baldwin…
“For me to say again another verse of my rhyme Means what you heard before must’ve blew up your mind So now it’s time to find poetry like mine Do not waste all your time because I’m one-of-a-kind ” A little late…sure; but it’s still Monday I had to work late… (Not like any of you…
“Greatest of All Time, and that’s all real Ain’t no rapper could do what I do Rip ya whole label solo, no crew Ain’t a MC that I can’t go throught And I only have respect for a chosen few But they could get it too” I LOVE this type of convo! THESE…
So I wrote that BIG and Pac are NOT The greatest of all time NOR are they in the Top 5…AND that the Top 5 are STILL alive and over 30 (Shiddddd The top 3 is 40 and up) The Whole LIST is almost 40 What does it take to be labeled the GREATEST…
“I’m really fascinating to the letter My all-around performance gets better and better My English grammar comes down like a hammer You need a style, I need to pull your file” Okay…endulge me…you must You already know what I was watching this weekend and …wOw I mean…I have to stay single; these women exist…I…
************************** Sweet thing, Let me tell you ’bout Random thoughts and way things are You’ve come from a different site And I know you’ve traveled far. Now that you’ve told me what it be, I’d better point you towards the e!!!!!! He’s the e, He’s the man, He’s the only one, Who can bring randomness…
” Go get a girl and get soft a warm Don’t get excited you’ve been invited to the quiet storm But now you out of hand cuz you told me you hate me And then you ask what have I done lately First you said all you want is love and affection ‘lemme be your…
eclectik: Blogius Maximus Olympics…Pre Season…Hard Knocks on HBO…what a wonderful time! The Olympics though…YAY!!!! The only time I get to see my type of woman constant-LEE! The Opening Ceremonies were LIKE THAT! ESPECIALLY watching in HD! …if you don’t have HD, come over and watch with me, just bring me some Sour patch kids and…
The “N” Word I HATE that term! …’N’ Word Why is that the only word that’s the “First letter” word? Isn’t that the same as saying it? I hate that its okay that artists use it in EVERY one of their songs…I get tired of hearing it I get uncomfortable when I walk past a…
Not enough people talking about the Nas release…mainly because it was a ‘grown up’ CD with actual thining involved…. Figured I’d give it an eclectik review Queens get the money: Perfect Intro…I miss when lyrics were the main focus “They pray please God Let him spit that “uzi in the army lining” That shorty doo…
Particle man, particle man Doing the things a particle can What’s he like? It’s not important Particle man Come on…Saftey Dance on the Monday post? That’s classic lol I want to work for diddy: Interesting show I want to have sex with Capricorn….shes…yep Why he have mad “former” people on his staff on the show…
We can dance if we want to We can leave your friends behind. ‘Cause your friends don’t dance and if they don’t dance Well they’re no friends of mine I say, we can go where we want to A place where they will never find And we can act like we come from out of…
“Overture, curtain, lights! This is it. The night of nights. No more rehearsing or nursing a part. I know every part by heart! Overture, curtain, lights! This is it. We’ll hit the heights! And oh, what heights we’ll hit! On with the Blog, this is…
I make you weak in the Kneeeeez, I’ll make you feel alright, I’ll blog what you want mama! I had a pretty decent weekend…no real complaints Do you realize that this is STILL my desktop background at work…DAMN Tamia…incredible legs Just once…just once. I think the chick has the better room on Design Star I…
You notice I never talk cars on the blog? What type of guy not obsessed with automobiles? …this guy. I don’t like cars…I like SUVs, I don’t like riding low anymore…feel like my ass is gon scrape the ground And I cannot STAND being in a car and riding behind trucks and SUVs not…
*** Ma, what are you doing? You’re supposed to be resting. Remember what the doctor said? Dorothy, I’m feeling anxious. And when I feel anxious, there’s only one thing that calms me down. I know, Ma. Cooking a big meal. No, making hot naked love in a closet. But hey, you do what you can.…
Oochie coochie la la la I am the ‘e’ and I’m up to par Go Go Gadget Blog! Like I see the errors at the top of the screen but I kinda don’t care cuz…I wont be blogging that much longer so I could look into fixing it or…feh. Okay…Dark Knight Look, The Joker!? Perfect…greatest…
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