I aint trippin on none of those blogs and I aint trippin on none of them spam comments if you gon read then you gon read Just e and you (eclectik) Just e and you Just us two Just e and you Needless to say…you know I’m really random When you comment you can…
Okay…feel free to not agree with the below: Janet Jackson is the G.O.A.T NO the voice is NOT the illest…at all….but it’s passable and we accept that she’s not going to belt out any notes nor is she going to perform the national anthem But Damnit if her songs dont kick ass. Here’s why…
I don’t Travel. I would travel though…here’s why I don’t There are few places I really want to go…but even the domestic places I need a reason I dont know anyone in these places so when I get/go there…what am I going to do (Besides Shop of course) Like… I want to go to New…
I begin some of my blogs with a song So you can sing along Then read the things I say And dont be thinkin “hey he’s gay” Hey women I love some you…I think the world of you How do I make these…these Rhyme? (Like the dime lines) All I do is blog for…
I cant wait to type my blog Monday And wait for you to pass my way And Comment on what I think My Randomness and things eclectik’s the Blog for you So what are you gonna do? Even my lurkers I love you! (Comment sooo) All I do is blog for you Every week…
More random fashion related thoughts…like yesterday…. It’s amazing how Entertainers affect fashion Jay-Z said Throwbacks were wack (After he wore them the WHOLE hard knock life tour) and alla sudden women start shunnin guys with Jerseys on Shiiiiiddddddddd 1. I’m a sports fan so I’ma rock my ish (maybe not all outside everyday…but ima wear…
I used to love Radio more than TV (imagine that) But, when I was younger I’d get up get something to eat grab my radio and hit the stoop Sit there and play my radio all damn day Pause-Mix tapes Ish off the radio (Remember when you’d record songs off the radio, and be BURNT…
Bloggers I read you…I read all y’all For real I Love Blogs, Blogs, Blogs-Blogs Blogs I Read online Hit up eclectik, leave a comment and expect that I’ll hit you back when I update mine I Got this clutch magazine, had a interview Had haters like “Why did they interview you?” They asked me…
I’m making the Monday posts shorter…they are too long Top Chef is coming back next month!!! Slope= Rise over Run y= mx+b Too. You know the rules…American Idol comes out…I pick a girlfriend and I watch the show till she gets voted off Team Syesha is in full effect! But best believe there’s others…
Uhh! Awww, sook-‘e’ sook-‘e’ now! Hey! Oww, uhh! Come on, baby! Hey there fellow bloggers, Let me Type yall somethin Mondays I got something to say now My Blog’s so sweet, My Writing is Fine All this randomness be in my mind I’ma V-List Net Celeb now, I’m Single no girl or Spouse I jusy…
You notice that men are more Homophobic than women? Are Men THAT vain that they think that every gay guy wants to fuck them? Like you see a guy and be like “I don’t like him, he’s gay” WHY? What did he do to you? Even if he says hello…how you gon get offended?…
I’m not her type. Her Exes don’t look like me But she doesn’t have a type Good news for me right? Dunno…not quite The guys she likes now, don’t share my style Some don’t share my complexion Some don’t share my affection Or the infatuation…or the dedication Or that I can make her…
I’ve said: Looks attract…Personality Keeps…Actions maintain. And I tend to believe it. People stop the madness. Everyone is shallow, not to the sme extent (And some people shouldn’t/Cannot afford to be shallow) but… It kills me when people try and front like Looks dont matter at all, and they are extra evolved and value all…
Guess what I’ma do with MY tax return son!?!?! …..pay bills 😐 The Coyote and Road Runner always makes me laugh…I’m such a kid. This is what I need…a sexy firm woman to come over and cuddle up on the couch with me and watch cartoons lol …then we do it. I got…
Everytime I write my blog I think up ish so Randomly All these thoughts are in my mind But Bloggin’s not my J-O-B I can do anything Don’t try and understand e I don’t give a damn about nothing else I think I think now go on and read! What must I saaay…what must I…
So what I’m going to do settle? through dime lines, all the rhymes The 5 reasons, 5 more reasons the Seek and finds Just because I get a little attenion, even if it’s not what I want I end the mission? Please… I ‘ont think most chicks deserve me I type a bunch of ish…
I’d be a great boyfriend…just don’t want to be aint a relationship right now You know what I don’t like about relationships? The always have to “Go Somewhere” WHY? Why can’t people just be happy? Enjoy themselves…have what they have and just maintain, that’s what’s so dumb to me about the marriage thing A woman…
In the Question and answer Blog I was asked “Why do I have a Fascination with skinny women?” I dont think I have a fascination with skinny women…do I? I dunno…I guess I’m just attracted to certain aspects of a woman and those things just happen to come with a smaller frame lol Hmmm…
I get stupid…shoot an arrow like Cupid…my blog don’t mean nuthin like Looptid Yall so nasty…that whole post was about Water and how drinking water is good for you…care for your bodies…it makes your skin clearer 🙂 Why come the McDonalds Breakfast Sausage tastes better than their hamburgers? …they should switch. Somebody find me…
Anticipation. Whether Months, weeks or hours Seems like an eternity None of that’s concernin me There she stands lookin like exotic Chocolate Her Kisses are erotic The taste is a narcotic Ecstasy and me neurotic I want, lust, and need her Ponytail, Orange boy shorts, a Beater I’m no lip reader…but way she just…
Taking the time to type my blog for you, oh Do you love the blog too girl? Oooh don’t tell me, let- it- show When you read me I know for real That my thoughts can’t help grow Because the comments you bring to me, my readers Oooh I won’t go Oooh this blog is…
Hey guess what I did…watched the Superbowl. Alicia Keys has incredible Thighs This was very anti-climatic…hasnt felt like Superbowl Week all week Paula Abdul debuted her new song (that’s on wack ass Randy Jackson’s CD) and it actually wasn’t that bad …all that PLUS Paula can still get it from eclectik Why is it that…
Souljah boy claiming to be the best rapper &/OR the difference between hip hop & rap Okay…see? Souljah boy has been quoted to saying something to the effect that he’s the hottest rapper out…hotter than Lil Wayne…and Hotter than Jay-Z There’s a few things wrong with this statement. *ahem* Souljah boy has the lyrical expertise…
Uh, uh, uh, yeah, it’s finally my turn to think and type Because my devastating blogs I know you will like You see my blog is fresh, it’ll blow your mind And if you don’t like my thoughts I’ll go big in your behind (Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-uh-uh-ha) I can’t keep the song goin…effew So now I’m thinking…Do…
I’m eclectik relax and I’m here to blog Thoughts like mine could never be stopped See my random thoughts and you know they fresh Party rockers, non-stoppers, and my name is def See the e is for eclectik, C is for can The Lectik is just the rest but it is def If I had…
Is it really hating? Why can I just NOT like you!? Oh SHIT! I see you son! Got that phat new $800 Hoodie that everyone has…Still owe mom rent though eh? NAH Homeboy! She don’t appreciate you! After you came back from the strip club you called her to say Happy Birthday…it’s wasn’t…
I would HATE to grow up these days…kids have NADA! Music Sux Do people listen to lyrics anymore? Pop music is out of control Shows don’t play music videos in their entirety anymore…fuk they don’t even start them from the beginning now. If I were an artist, I’d just make a snippet send it into…
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