iThink: Sweet Pickles and Jockey Shorts

April 2, 2012

“And while I’m away
Dust out the demons inside
And it won’t be long before you and me run
To the place in our hearts where we hide”

Hey, it’s Monday … Hey it’s Random thoughts …
Special shoutouts to my 5 readers and 3 commenters lol

Ohio State Lost … guess who has no interest in the National Championship game?

HOWEVER the Women’s National Championship game!? YES!
… The Rockness Monster Britney Griner vs. Fine ass Skylar Diggins … THIS I watch!

Oh Skylar Diggins (@SkyDigg4) #appreciation

Sunday nights might be the best night of TV these days

All these different types of noodles … they all taste the same, just eat spaghetti, stop trying to be fancy

WrestleMania went down on Sunday, and this happened…

Sometimes you have to looks at your timeline and go on a unfollow spree … if they are not talking to you or entertaining you why follow?

I have NOT had any Strawberry Pop Tarts this year

Thank you everyone that listens to the #EDP (eclectik discussion podcast) I really appreciate the comments and reviews … lotta love on twitter
… the fact that you put up with my random show topics lol #appreciation

But I’ve never actually seen a jockey wear those shorts

So Pun, why would you waste time talking to those shiftless middle Men? I hope he didn’t go all the way to Little Italy just for that

Rain Lime Gatorade

I wouldn’t mind being single for the rest of my life
… as long as I can have ass and someone to play games, and shop with whenever I wanted \o/

I had a Fantasy Baseball draft, how did I do? Elephant Rhino

I’ma leg, back, arms, and abs man … and pretty face

Tombstone, Totinos, Red Baron … eff all those other Frozen pies son!

Ebay is dope, I just don’t like the idea of someone else playing with my toys before I do … I’ll need to take my GI Joes to the cleaners or something; get them resurfaced and detailed

School has preconditioned me to not care about a Fire Alarm with all the drills we use to do … and “testing” now I don’t even flinch when alarms go off … even when I shoplift; I just run harder

I like doing lists … think Ima do a massive one soon

So forget Oreo’s eat Cool Cleck Cookies

What happened to that new Bill and Ted movie that was supposed to come out? Effrs!

Nike is redoing the NFL jerseys … here’s to hoping My Bengals FINALLY get the “Snowcat” colorway I’ve been clamoring for

The thing is on Twitter when people attempt humor and it falls flat or they get too nosy, or they want too much attention; I ignore … and/or unfollow (I get annoyed easily)

Sweet Pickles Books >> Goosebumps

It’s just as fun NOT trying to guess when you’re not playing Guess who

… it’s not a problem that I can’t fix, cuz I do it in the mix

Okay, so they already have a Battleship movie on deck right? right.
NOW here’s my pitch:

There’s an alien invasion, the alien has been inhabiting human bodies and controlling them telepathically … we corner the alien and wound it
but THEN we notice cities of people are getting sick!
… they are all linked to the alien (oh no!)
So we get our top physician that we didn’t listen to earlier in the movie (he’s all disgruntled)
and he says we have to perform surgery on the alien to eliminate the links he have to the humans … but it has to be done right!
Summer 2014
… Operation: The Movie
“don’t touch the sides”

What is wrong with me?

I shop and buy clothes like I’m goin somewhere … I aint tho

What you do is you get the Hostess Iced Honeybun, put it in the microwave for :30 … no more than :45 so it’s nice and soft and warm … and get a Jamocha Shake from arby’s (Or a shake from somewhere else, or a Yoo Hoo) … and then you … get fat!

Oh know I did the #SPINsanity show with Spinderella (#EDP) and we talked about Lin and now… welp?

our bad.

“And I guess that’s why they call it the blues
Time on my hands could be time spent with you
Laughing like children, living like lovers
Rolling like thunder under the covers”

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  • Corey Chapman (@chapmanrunner)

    1970s-80s Elton John is HIGHLY underrated.

  • Nicju

    6 readers, 4 commentors. Lemme see if I survived the unfollow spree.

  • iAmBigBen87

    I’m still mad at funkasarus

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