Hate the truth; New Diamonds

October 14, 2007

 

Is it Really Hating?!?

Why can I just NOT like you?

Yes, I SEE that you and your son got the new Jordans…but your phone is disconnected.

NO, maybe she’s right…you shouldn’t have worn the short dress and heels to her boyfriends Fight party

You know Beyonce makes enough money to have her hair NOT look like that….. ever.

30 something years old, 3-4 kids, married…maybe you should NOT be rappin about bitches, guns, and drugs.

…or rappin at all.

Oh shit!!! I SEE you shining with the new diamonds!! Child support payment’s late eh?

No, that IS a hot ride…but you still live with moms

Oh word? That new purse is limited edition…pretty pricey; so…is THAT where the groceries are? I’m hungry.

NO, plunging necklines and stretch marked breasts just isn’t considered sexy.

I’ll give it to you, you ARE better than me in Madden, but I do go to work…can’t play all day.

No, I AM happy that you have a man, I’m sure he loves you…you don’t HAVE to know his last name I guess.

You ARE too old to be braggin’ about who you slept with

Just because he/she can dance DOES NOT make them a good singer/artist

NO, they don’t want to hang out with you because you tell their business the next day

For real, if they sing about anything OTHER than fukn, they wont buy it.

  • StephStarr

    I totally agree with you on everything you mentioned!

  • Ms. NEw Booty

    Yup theres a big difference between Hating and Disliking.. I aint HATING im just STATING..say it with me!!!!

  • http://sangindiva.blogspot.com Sangindiva

    Your sarcasim knows no bounds!
    This was funny but oh-so-true!

    You still never told me where you find this fantastic art?
    WHY YOU HATIN’ ON ME?
    What? you just don’t want me to bite your style 🙂 hahaha!

  • http://www.glamazonlife.blogspot.com miss ahmad

    what about forty something year old rappers with kids old enough to be rappers? where do we categorize them?

  • http://tclarkegolden.blogspot.com/ TC

    “You know Beyonce makes enough money to have her hair NOT look like that….. ever.”
    HELLO
    “I’ll give it to you, you ARE better than me in Madden, but I do go to work…can’t play all day….”say it ain’t so

    No, I AM happy that you have a gurl, I’m sure SHE loves you…you don’t HAVE to know HER last name I guess.
    You ARE too old to be braggin’ about who you slept with
    Just because she is cute (Cassie) doesn’t mean that she can sing…

    No really, just because Ioved you for 5 years doesn’t mean I want your raggady ass now…you really are good right over there….No, really I am happy you got with the girl you cheated on me with…she and you are a fit…if you like I love it!

  • http://www.MonicaMingo.com CreoleInDC

    That was funny as hell. ROFL!

  • http://juiicyscoop.blogspot.com juiicySCOOP

    “Oh word? That new purse is limited edition…pretty pricey; so…is THAT where the groceries are? I’m hungry.”

    LMAO!

  • http://www.myspace.com/dilly Siaka

    Lmao i loved them all especially these. they both pertain to two of ym coworkers:

    I’ll give it to you, you ARE better than me in Madden, but I do go to work…can’t play all day.

    NO, they don’t want to hang out with you because you tell their business the next day

  • http://minusthebars.blogspot.com don

    Good ish. Funny as hell dawg.

  • http://rufeelingme.blogspot.com/ Lisa

    I changed my mind I vote for another Hate the truth

    I am so feeling this right now

  • Shelley

    Ain’t nothing wrong with Beyonce’s weave.

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