Gargamel

July 19, 2008

I mean Kid is singing lol, this is my jam

ONE spot left in the Fantasy Football league!!! Come snatch it!

See? I want to buy a digital camera right? BUT who am I going to take pictures of?
…then you gotta ask someone to take pictures of you..ugh why bother

I wear Degree deodorant…I’m dry…and no Armpit Biscuits

I like Slim to Medium sized women…so?

Why do I clean up so much? I’m never satisfied

Please don’t confuse me with them…I’M DIFFERENT!

Women never wanna play Monopoly

Did you know that House Party was Originally written for Jazzy Jeff and The Fresh Prince?

I love Money on VH1 is surprisingly entertaining…I know it has a ton to do with Hoopz…DAMN Nikki
Near perfect shape…

Incredible

Seriously, General Hospital is pissing me off; what kinda Mob is this?
Robin and Patrick are ruining the show
Anthony continues to be the star

Sunday I sat and watched the movie Haven…wonder why

Weeds is REALLY good this season

Sometimes you just do not want Doritos…that’s all I’m sayin

Why does takin an early mornin poo feel so RIGHT!?
…there we go with the “takin”…trust me I left it.

Brazil’s Keila Costa Yum-e

I Heart stuff like this…call me crazy

Yesterday I got my NCAA Football 09 on…awwww to the yeah

Alls I’m sayin is whatever cuz you know what’s goin down on Tonight!?!?!?!

Yep!

I’m funny….I make people laugh

Somebody invite me out for something that I wanna do

Worse thing ever to hear your date ask you on a date: “Are you gay?”

I dunno…I’m just tired

My Friend had her baby and her body snapped back…YAY my BFF!!!
…otherwise I was gon talk about her.

YaYa is so damn sexy…her legs and arms…dreamy

Plus at 5’8, 118lbs her measurements are 32-23-35 that’s SPECIAL

I’ma different type of guy…I can talk to you about Sex and the City, Football, Hip Hop, Grease 1 Vs. Grease 2, pro wrestling, Interior Design to Cartoons and Science
…all day and easy

I’m pretty sure if I didn’t post today, no one would notice

Chocolate covered almonds….mmmm

I need a woman that can surprise me…do some just because stuff…I haven’t had one of them in a LONG time

If you are not living paycheck to paycheck then you are the shizznittlebamsnipsnapsnip

You know why my blog is the shit? Even people that don’t like me read it LOL

Dry feet are the worst! I like wanna get some lotion footies and sleep in them
…ewww it would be all squishy

Who would win in a Michael Jackson Dance off between Gargamel and Luigi?

WOOT there what was? I never saw it…I guess it was near Whoomp

I ALMOST went to see Hancock by myself Sunday but …I really didn’t care; I think I can wait for Blu Ray

Shopping is my crack

I LOVE the way women look with lip gloss on…don’t wanna kiss it though, it be all sticky

I can do it right

This jacket is a BANGER!!

I love that color!

WHY Keep playing Miss USA Falling Over and Over? What do we get from that? Just seems stupid…great she fell, laugh..Patriotic.

Totally convinced that while I’m fun to read, I’m hard to relate to

Call it what you want but I will NOT eat watermelon around white people.
Seriously? Who has foot fetishes…what kinda froggerknockle bull is that?
…ladies, like you wake up one night and see some man beatin off on your toes Puahahahahaha

“…I’m eclectik, takin out all rookies…so forget Oreo’s eat Cool Cleck Cookies I’m Blog”

From G’s to Gents…are you watching this?

HE LARRY US
They were SO gangster!
The Creepa Guy…The Gay guy witht he sparkly eyes
Why is it Acceptable for Bently to dress like that?
Black Balls…
The Gay Asian guy with the thick Mohawk
The show ooozes with hillarity

Ladies, what are the top 5 things that makes you horny?

Eggs are yick yuck patooey…and if YOU eat them you are a poopy head.
“You can’t do timid,” “There’s no point in not trying.”