On Twitter the other day (@eclectik) I started typing about some things in Hip Hop song lyrics and videos that struck me as odd, and I figured I’d compile them and share with my “Hip Hop Unanswered Questions” Topic
Feel free to add on in the comments and or Twitter
#hiphopunasweredquestions
But BIG, Why would my enemy start my Jeep anyway? #hiphopunansweredquestions
How could Biz determine size 9-10 pants but not a bra size? #hiphopunansweredquestions
…not to mention she didn’t have on pants
Why did Mona Lisa make it a point to tell Rick she didn’t like Porridge? #hiphopunansweredquestions
If he had all of that and had it made, why was Special Ed in the junkyard? #hiphopunansweredquestions
How did Rampage find his way onto the “Flavor in your ear” Remix? #hiphopunansweredquestions
Was Pepa wearing curtains on her back at the end of the Tramp video? #hiphopunansweredquestions
Why was there so much violence over a cup of cappuccino? #hiphopunansweredquestions
What type of illin makes you not realize you’re eating dog food? And why was it with the other food? #hiphopunansweredquestions
What exactly was LL in to where he had to leave his drawers behind in the hamper? #hiphopunansweredquestions
What did the informer snitch on Snow for? Being incoherent? #hiphopunansweredquestions
How did Erick and Parrish not recognize Jane after sexing her down year after year? #hiphopunansweredquestions
If the Posse was on Broadway, what were they doing on 23rd and Jackson? #hiphopunansweredquestions
Dave was a Dope fiend and never cleaned himself but he had access to a spanking shotgun? #hiphopunansweredquestions
So after his heart went down south what happened? Did he fight dude? Did he leave the campus? #hiphopunansweredquestions
So Milk got beat up by dude then took his girl while he was in prison for assault? #hiphopunansweredquestions
Did Daryl or Joe ever find out why Mary was buggin? #hiphopunansweredquestions
Why was she at his house alone playing Nintendo with Cease and Nino anyway? #hiphopunansweredquestions
… and isn’t that a Sega Genesis??
What did any lyric in that song have to do with “Juicy”? #hiphopunansweredquestions
But why didn’t Spinderella get arrested in the “Shake yo thang” video? #hiphopunansweredquestions
Who was the woman at 4:02 in the Fight The Power” video? #hiphopunansweredquestions
He asked Dave for bullets and got a shotgun, ran out of bullets again … Where did the automatic come from? #hiphopunansweredquestions
Why didn’t anyone call Child Services on Sally’s mother due to the blatant Child Abuse in La Di Da Di? #hiphopunansweredquestions
Anything I missed?
