At the Workplace

Office Restroom Chronicles II (Stank)

November 11, 2014
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Remember Deuces? ??? If not…then click and read…DANG! …anywho. Well… Mannnn Aint nothin worse than getting up from your desk, full of “I gotta go” -ness on yo fayce Get to the rest room (Cuz it aint no dang bathroom when you aint at home) And as soon as you open the door the smell…

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Tales From the Cube: Do your damn Job

June 19, 2013
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When you’re at work Do your job: Not someone else’s job. Stop worrying about what other people are doing. Going “Above and beyond” or “helping out” is fine AFTER you’re done with what you are paid to do. If you’re an Admin and you’re in the kitchen cleaning, or in the stock room fake getting…

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Tales From the Cube: Strictly Business

June 15, 2012
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“I knew I was the man with the master plan To make you wiggle and jiggle, like gelatin Just think while I sink, into the brain structure (dont sleep on the e) you see, somethin might rupture It dont take time for me to blow your mind” You know what annoys me at work? …k…

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Tales from the Cubicle (Me vs. Them)

May 30, 2012
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Damn Office chatter and small talk …. Them: Oh the snow How did you make it in? I made the first tracks! I was sliding and slipping Is it Cold enough for you? Me: Shut your fat flappy trap…don’t care; you didn’t crash you’re alive and inside warm…go 1 yourself. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Stop coming to my…

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quirk – e: Ctrl Alt Disgusting

April 10, 2012
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In the long list of my “quirks” and things that skeeve me out, lets look at what goes on at work shall we? Mainly … Other people’s mouse and keyboards What’s worse than having to use someone else’s computer? Not only are their settings and desktop etc set up dumb and stupid (because other people…

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Tales from the Cube – Annoying Co Workers

February 13, 2012
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You know who’s stupid? Co workers. Yep, all of them…least 98% of them…stupid asses “It is what it is” Shut up with it is what it is…what is it then? eggs-ackly…you know what? It isn’t These idiots at work always wanna grab hold to some stupid corporate jargon and run that shit into the ground…

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