In the long list of my “quirks” and things that skeeve me out, lets look at what goes on at work shall we? Mainly …
Other people’s mouse and keyboards
What’s worse than having to use someone else’s computer?
Not only are their settings and desktop etc set up dumb and stupid (because other people are dumb and stupid)
But do you ever look at their stuff?
All kind of crumbs and dust in the creases of the mouse…buttons all sticky…wheel dont roll/scroll like it should.
And the KEYBOARD! All types of food in between the keys…whole-ass meal in them shits
And often I have to help these maggots with things on their workstations … what Ima start doing is setting up Bluetooth Hubs everywhere and carry my own keyboard and just sync-up when they need help
… USB them shits
I see these Ass munchers:
Not washing their hands
Sneezing into their filthy fat hands
… and just looking petri dishafied
… so NO I dont want to shake your hand …