eclectik misconceptions

January 3, 2006

In TODAYS Blog….5 Misconceptions about me

(since I’ve been doing this stuuuuupid Blog)
ONE:

**I search for perfection/look for everything I type about in The Dime Lines**

Puhleeeease, like I’M some kinda catch! LOL
I don’t ask anything of a woman that I don’t bring to the table
(for the most part ๐Ÿ™‚ )
Seriously, the Dime lines are fun to type…easy to type because that is what’s on my mind when I envision the perfect girl
If you really read them, it doesn’t take much to be perfect in my eyes:
Laid back
Likes to chill, play games, watch sports
Funny
Sarcastic
Competitive
A pretty face
Nice Skin
Professional
Intelligent
Common sense

…I guess I’m picky…but there’s a TON of people worse; which brings me to…..
TWO:

**I’m so picky; a woman has to look ‘a certain way’**

Nope.

JUST because I love Zoรซ and Ciara…my perfect woman don’t have to look like them

I’ve had a girlfriend that was 6’3 (I’m only 5-11/6′)
I’ve had a girlfriend 4-11
Light skin
Brown Skin
Dark Skin
Size 0
Size 12

Skittles to D cups lol

I Love women

Granted, I have preferences (who doesn’t)
..And I’m attracted to certain things more than others
Case in point

I place a higher premium on a pretty face, nice/toned legs and arms more so than a phat ass and large breasts

I lust for women with flat stomachs (not nec. a six pack…but if they had that I’d propose)
…me not having a six pack myself MAY make it seem unfair, but F U It’s my preference…NOT a requirement LOL
THREE:

**The Dime Lines are about certain people**

Nope.

They are a combination of thoughts and people I’ve either met, known before, see on TV or Movies…Some online acquaintances
But not really ABOUT one person
If they were I’d do my best to get with them and try to make it happen…best believe.

Mostly, it’s just my thought processes of how things would be with a woman, things I like to do or would do with them
Laughs, sex, yadda yadda…if you notice most of them don’t really have much to do with the physical.

FOUR:

**I’m Gay or “Questionable”…not a man**

LOL!

All claims believe it or not

Supposedly, no Straight man is supposed to love shopping, J Lo Movies, and watch Y&R…

Wait.

Okay LOL But BUT BUT!!!!

I heart Vagina! No DL! I’m a Lesbian in a Mans Body!

So what I can Hand Jive like the movie Grease Puahahahahahahah

Supposedly I’m too in tune to what a woman thinks wants, etc.
…not too much if you got a better chance to hearing a Mr. Dalvin Solo CD before me gettin with a woman that I’m really diggin
(THAT was funny)

Oh, and since people can be whatever they want to be on the net I could be a woman just fukin with people heads
HA!
Wish I were…then I’d date me ๐Ÿ™‚

Besides, while all the above are true claims that were either emailed or IMd to me
Do we NOT discount The Dime Lines and the ish I put on the board?
Damn you skeptics
(Devil wears prada was great btw LOL)

FIVE:

**I’m not really like this**

For better or for worst, this is me.

I guess I could make some sort of online persona…but then Iโ€™d have to maintain and I’d eventually fuk up and the real me would pop out
then it would be ewwwww…what’s that? LOL

I think maybe 5 people that read my blog actually knows me in real life…if you could find and ask them they’d agree. this is me.

The Dime Lines, I remember when…the 10 Reasons Iโ€™m single…All me
The random thoughts?! You should hear the ones I DONT type down LOL

So…
If you think that I seem like the Greatest person ever…I AM
If you think that I would be a good man…I Would
If you think I’m a jerk and a asshole…Yep, Iโ€™m is ๐Ÿ™‚
K, Iโ€™m doneโ€ฆwhat do you guys want next?ย 

I think
Dime Lines
I remember when
Another random slice of heaven?

  • bayoubeauti

    Skittles to D cups lol….. Bwahahahaha
    I would love to hear the random thoughts u don’t type lol
    *side eyes you on the hand jive remark* lol j/k

    I personally would like an “I remember when” E

  • bayoubeauti

    Skittles to D cups lol….. Bwahahahaha
    I would love to hear the random thoughts u don’t type lol
    *side eyes you on the hand jive remark* lol j/k

    I personally would like an “I remember when” E

  • Atarah

    I second the vote for another “I remember when…”

  • Atarah

    I second the vote for another “I remember when…”

  • Ms. Lee

    Dime lines! I always love dime lines!

  • Ms. Lee

    Dime lines! I always love dime lines!

  • Mia

    LOL!!! You don’t know the hand jive from Grease do you?!?! Too Funny!!!

    I agree…I want another “I remember when…”

  • Mia

    LOL!!! You don’t know the hand jive from Grease do you?!?! Too Funny!!!

    I agree…I want another “I remember when…”

  • Keli

    So what I can Hand Jive like the movie Grease Puahahahahahahah
    -ROTFLMBAO

    Andโ€ฆ

    To everything else I sayโ€ฆmiss me with that bull sh*

  • delightful

    “So what I can Hand Jive like the movie Grease Puahahahahahahah”

    – I heart you even more for that one.

    Anyway, give us another “I think” please.

  • delightful

    “So what I can Hand Jive like the movie Grease Puahahahahahahah”

    – I heart you even more for that one.

    Anyway, give us another “I think” please.

  • http://www.MonicaMingo.com CreoleInDC

    I ADORE your “Remember When’s.”

    But…I’d like to read about a REAL memory of yours. Something from your childhood that has shaped you into who you are. I think it would be cool to hear about the younger you. ๐Ÿ™‚

  • http://www.MonicaMingo.com CreoleInDC

    I ADORE your “Remember When’s.”

    But…I’d like to read about a REAL memory of yours. Something from your childhood that has shaped you into who you are. I think it would be cool to hear about the younger you. ๐Ÿ™‚

  • http://boundbymyhook.blogspot.com erica b.

    OK… I dig that fact that you love shopping! Since I do have “a mean shoe game”, you can help me pick out new kicks!

  • http://areyoutheregod.blog.com Dawn

    The Devil Wears Prada was a great movie…I was so nervous for that poor girl at the beginning. Meryl Streep was awesome.

  • 1969

    F*ck all the haters! Now go on and hand jive……

  • 1969

    F*ck all the haters! Now go on and hand jive……

  • http://coroflot.com/rahviance rahviance

    skittles to d cups…
    that was classik! lol!

  • tenacious

    Hand jive?

    *raise eyebrow*

    I demand a presentation!!

  • tenacious

    Hand jive?

    *raise eyebrow*

    I demand a presentation!!

  • http://sangindiva.blogspot.com Sangindiva

    HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

    ok, I’m alll late but so what…. I’m special.

    I think it really doesn’t matter what others think-
    ESPECIALLY in the ’07!

    AND I’d like a “Dime lines” too
    just cuz I like them… and I’m special! :))

  • http://sangindiva.blogspot.com Sangindiva

    HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

    ok, I’m alll late but so what…. I’m special.

    I think it really doesn’t matter what others think-
    ESPECIALLY in the ’07!

    AND I’d like a “Dime lines” too
    just cuz I like them… and I’m special! :))

  • http://maimaimommy.blogspot.com/ tjeanise

    Okay-Who pulled your coattail?? Why do you feel the need to explain about what you like and don’t like..this is YOUR blog. Who ever has a problem with–oh well. Again this is your BLOG.

  • Boss Lady

    People just have to have something to say. If they don’t like it they need to go…to the left to the left. I heart you, and this blog. Another Dime Lines please. ๐Ÿ˜‰

  • Boss Lady

    People just have to have something to say. If they don’t like it they need to go…to the left to the left. I heart you, and this blog. Another Dime Lines please. ๐Ÿ˜‰

  • Ninjagirrl

    Who cares what others think of how you present yourself. They should probably worry about what they are presenting here and everywhere else. There really should be no explanation of yourself needed. In my opinion complainers should step.(i’m bringing “step” back in ’07) Who is perfect? I likes you just fine, one reason I like you is because you say things like:
    Mr.Dalvin solo cd
    Hand-Jive
    Seriously? who couldn’t love you for that alone….

    *I remember when please! Thank you*

  • http://www.dayumshame.blogspot.com DurtyMo

    Ok!! I am cracking up @ I heart Vagina.. NO DL! *priceless*

  • http://www.dayumshame.blogspot.com DurtyMo

    Ok!! I am cracking up @ I heart Vagina.. NO DL! *priceless*

  • http://lovesjanuari.blogspot.com januari

    lets go for the I think… I wonder what everyone is like in person and I’m sure people wonder the same about me…. but its hard to wonder about me,…I post every thing , the good and bad. ๐Ÿ™‚

  • http://lovesjanuari.blogspot.com januari

    lets go for the I think… I wonder what everyone is like in person and I’m sure people wonder the same about me…. but its hard to wonder about me,…I post every thing , the good and bad. ๐Ÿ™‚

  • Virtuous

    Skittles & hand jive – Hilarious! LMAO

  • http://www.justmikie.com MKPrice

    so apparently everyone is hating on your hand jive, lol.

    you are a great guy…do u…who cares what anyone thinks.

  • blu_goddess

    You be you, baby…as long as you’re happy, that’s all that matters. Besides, you sound GREAT to me ๐Ÿ˜‰

    Next, I’d like another “I Remember When” please

  • blu_goddess

    You be you, baby…as long as you’re happy, that’s all that matters. Besides, you sound GREAT to me ๐Ÿ˜‰

    Next, I’d like another “I Remember When” please

  • http://jcdplace2be.blogspot.com/ julia_claudine_deveraux

    You shouldn’t have to justify what you like. If the folks don’t dig it, tell them to click on the *X* in the upper right corner.

  • Sakeenah

    I believe most of us don’t want to be misunderstood. Yes, we do care what others think of us to varying degrees. Others provide us with valuable feedback about our personalities and quirks. It’s necessary to care or we’d all just hurt people’s feelings and not give a damn. That would make for poor human relations and lost friendships. Anyway, I know you’re smart enough not to hold out until you find a woman who meets all of those qualities you list. You know it isn’t about that, when you connect with someone you’ll feel it in an instant. Whether she plays Madden or watches Girlfriends will be irrelevant at that moment. If she cares to, she can develop a love for these things if it means that much to you

  • Sakeenah

    I believe most of us don’t want to be misunderstood. Yes, we do care what others think of us to varying degrees. Others provide us with valuable feedback about our personalities and quirks. It’s necessary to care or we’d all just hurt people’s feelings and not give a damn. That would make for poor human relations and lost friendships. Anyway, I know you’re smart enough not to hold out until you find a woman who meets all of those qualities you list. You know it isn’t about that, when you connect with someone you’ll feel it in an instant. Whether she plays Madden or watches Girlfriends will be irrelevant at that moment. If she cares to, she can develop a love for these things if it means that much to you

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