Because I’m constantly doing lists (And I watcha ton of TV) I decided I’d do another one … today’s list: The 7 Worst TV Wives lol I had planed to do the Top 5 on the last segment of an upcoming #EDP but, I figured why not do it on the site … especially after some TV watching over the weekend I’m going for Dreadful, unappreciative, sneaky, slimy, unmarryable, and just we want them dead; over unattractive or not fun to watch lol
Yadda yadda yadda … here is the list, feel free to disagree and comment
Let’s get it!
7. Wilma Flintstone
Wilma Flintstone is emotionally abusive and ungrateful lol
She always threw tantrums when she didn’t get what she wanted, she beat up her husband on multiple occasions when she didn’t get what she wanted OR when her husband did something she didn’t agree with
… She even bites his fingers when he points at her lol
Argues over any and everything, and what’s worse is while having NO job at all, constantly spend Fred’s money with reckless abandon and Charges up his card with her buddy Betty
6. Roseanne Conner
Who’d marry this woman … on purpose? Dan HAD to have lost a bet
Roseanne Conner is loud, bossy, and all around annoying. She constantly tries to control the life of her husband, children, and her sister … even her co workers
She cannot keep a job, quits them constantly without a backup plan (While having 3-4 children to support)
What’s worse is she made up half her life story while writing a book LOL (awful finale)
5. Susie Greene
Loud, Awful temper
Blames everyone else for her problems
Extra disrespectful to her husband, calls him fat, and dumb, and lazy, etc.
This is a bitter bitter woman … I have to believe the only reason Jeff married her is because she was pregnant … or she browbeated him into it
She’s louder than Roseanne and has the worst temper ever
Curses constantly at her husband and friends (Calls her husband a Fat fuck or a four eyed fuck on the regular)
So disrespectful … blames everyone else for her troubles, puts people in awful situations, and takes no responsibility for anything
4. Carmela Soprano
The case against Carmela:
- Constantly complains about her husband’s dealings knowing what she married into
- Agreed to let her husband cheat yet searches out for the identity of the women then gets mad when she finds them
- Vilifies her husband for what he does yet uses his profession to intimidate others when it suits her
- Sacrifices her children’s welfare for the spoils of what her husband provides
- Leaned on a woman to write a letter of recommendation for her daughter to go to college
- Only sexes her husband when he bought her something or his birthday
- Tried to cheat on her husband with a priest
- Wanted to cheat on her husband with a painter
- Smanged her sons counselor
- Got back with her husband only because he bought her a house
3. Betty Draper
The case against Betty:
- She’s a Boring, negative, dreadful woman
- Searched through her husband’s things
- Jumps to conclusions and argues even when she’s wrong
- Throws tantrums
- Kicks her husband out of the house on a whelm
- Made her husband sleep on the guestroom floor of her parents’ house after her father had a stroke … but then smangs him on the floor?
- …AFTERWARDS when they get home she asks her husband to leave the house again
- While pregnant cheats on her husband with some random … then asks her husband to come home?
- She stayed in the house that she lost in the divorce
- Snitched to her daughter about her ex-husband (her fathers) secrets trying to poison her against him
2. Skyler White
The case against Skyler:
- Got mad at her husband for having cancer
- Goes through his things and phone records, finds out about Jesse and goes to confront him
- Faked Labor to escape being detained for having stolen goods
- Covered up tax fraud
- Cheated on her husband
- Acts disgusted by her husband’s activities while doing her best to get into them and benefiting from them
- Smokes while pregnant
- Just an awful human … no one wants her alive on the show
Special consideration to:
Melissa Gold (Entourage)
Maude Findlay (Maude)
Harriet Olson (Little House)
Sheila Broflovski (South Park)
Janice Soprano (Who is just an awful woman period)
BUT Our WORST TV Wife of all time and forever….
1. Sherry Palmer
The case against Sherry:
- While her husband was president she covered up her son murdering his sister’s rapist
- She destroyed evidence
- She committed treason
- Conspired to murder
- She made a woman seduce her husband and make him have an affair to get info
- She told people that he was alive after an attempt on his life when he was supposed to be laying low
- While a man was having a heart attack she prevents his wife from giving his medication so he dies
- After her husband goes along with her story that she wasn’t a part of the guy’s murder she goes to people to prove she was and that her husband lied lol
- Helped in a blackmail plot to get her Ex Husband (The President) to leave office
Worst. Wife. Ever.
That’s the list … who did I miss … who is ranked wrong?
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