Hey! How ya doin?
Weekend Report: Pretty good…and guess what team is still undefeated????
YEP!
Allow me to re-introduce you to the eclectik lounge…the Hip Hop is on the shelf for a while; chill …relax and getcho read on
My back hurts
Men never give each other gifts or presents
…My Father is the only male to ever get me anything for Xmas and Birfday
Who the hell eats rutabaga?
Brachs got the caramel candy corns…yep!
When men go down on women is it sexy? It certainly is vicey Versey!
Call me what you want but Money is the key to my happiness
Id rather have oily skin than dry…least I’d be shinin son!
That Sexual harassment case in New York with The Knicks…have you seen the woman? ewwwww
Who wants to come and play scrabble with me?
I do NOT like to wear rings at all…they are annoying
Hey everyone, go to my myspace page and look at my #1 friend 🙂
Seriously? Dominique Dawes…THOSE are legs
I need her.
Open the door get on the floor, everybody walk the…wha?
You know the old thing about men that cut the hole in the bottom of the popcorn and then the woman reaches in and…!
…Do women cut a hole in the bottom of the raisinettes box?
Be like: “Hey Have some raisinettes” Umm okay, hand me the box “No, just reach in with your fingers” Well..okay…These are melted, Oh! Hey! “Yeahhhhh”
You know? I think the half moon is the dopest
I PROMISE everything gives me gas these days…damnit!
Am I the only guy that gets aroused from legs?
If I don’t do nuthin I’ma eat
I’m crunchin all day on K.C. Masterpiece
Now go and get your dip little Ruffles bag boy
Said go and get your dip little Ruffles bag boy
And I ain’t ever ran from ranch and I
Damn sho ain’t bout to pick today to start runnin
Now go and get your dip little Ruffles bag boy
Spiderman is out on Blu Ray who’s comin to watch it with me?
Two things I’ma start doing more of: Play Chess and Shoot pool, even if I have to do both solo
Who is funnier than “It” on I love New York?
I can’t meet people from the internet, I look WAY better on paper, yall don’t wanna see nunna this
You know what was the BEST? The Jolly Rancher FIRE stix!
…watermelon was good too
The messageboard has been poppin
I like the Cleveland Indians save all my Pennies and I use to watch a show called Mork & Mindy and…
I didn’t even have any Pizzer while watching football…The Bengals won; uh oh…maybe that’s it.
Still didn’t get my Mirror…I bet I got dry skin crunchy face right now…lemme look
…nah, I’m good and creamy.