I think I think:Dawesduzit

October 22, 2007

 

Hey! How ya doin?
Weekend Report: Pretty good…and guess what team is still undefeated????
YEP!

Allow me to re-introduce you to the eclectik lounge…the Hip Hop is on the shelf for a while; chill …relax and getcho read on

My back hurts

Men never give each other gifts or presents
…My Father is the only male to ever get me anything for Xmas and Birfday

Who the hell eats rutabaga?

Brachs got the caramel candy corns…yep!

When men go down on women is it sexy? It certainly is vicey Versey!

Call me what you want but Money is the key to my happiness

Id rather have oily skin than dry…least I’d be shinin son!

That Sexual harassment case in New York with The Knicks…have you seen the woman? ewwwww

Who wants to come and play scrabble with me?

I do NOT like to wear rings at all…they are annoying

Hey everyone, go to my myspace page and look at my #1 friend 🙂

Seriously? Dominique Dawes…THOSE are legs

I need her.

Open the door get on the floor, everybody walk the…wha?

You know the old thing about men that cut the hole in the bottom of the popcorn and then the woman reaches in and…!
…Do women cut a hole in the bottom of the raisinettes box?
Be like: “Hey Have some raisinettes” Umm okay, hand me the box “No, just reach in with your fingers” Well..okay…These are melted, Oh! Hey! “Yeahhhhh”

You know? I think the half moon is the dopest

I PROMISE everything gives me gas these days…damnit!

Am I the only guy that gets aroused from legs?

If I don’t do nuthin I’ma eat
I’m crunchin all day on K.C. Masterpiece
Now go and get your dip little Ruffles bag boy
Said go and get your dip little Ruffles bag boy

And I ain’t ever ran from ranch and I
Damn sho ain’t bout to pick today to start runnin
Now go and get your dip little Ruffles bag boy

Spiderman is out on Blu Ray who’s comin to watch it with me?

Two things I’ma start doing more of: Play Chess and Shoot pool, even if I have to do both solo

Who is funnier than “It” on I love New York?

I can’t meet people from the internet, I look WAY better on paper, yall don’t wanna see nunna this

You know what was the BEST? The Jolly Rancher FIRE stix!
…watermelon was good too

The messageboard has been poppin

I like the Cleveland Indians save all my Pennies and I use to watch a show called Mork & Mindy and…

I didn’t even have any Pizzer while watching football…The Bengals won; uh oh…maybe that’s it.

Still didn’t get my Mirror…I bet I got dry skin crunchy face right now…lemme look
…nah, I’m good and creamy.

 

  • cmj_69

    You are the silliest man ever.
    Lol at Ruffle Bag boy and raisenettes .

  • http://pathsnottaken.blogsome.com Erica C.

    Yeah, the ears!!!!!!!
    Hey E!!!!!

  • http://www.myspace.com/dilly Siaka

    Open the door get on the floor, everybody walk the…wha?
    i believe its called the dinosaur…lol

    and yeh dominique can get it, RAW even. im a big leg man. its up there for me… if a woman has nice calves when she has a skirt or dress on, CHYEA!!!!

  • curvydva

    When men go down on women is it sexy? It certainly is vicey Versey!
    -Umm, that would be a Hell and Yeah

    I PROMISE everything gives me gas these days…damnit!
    -Somebody gettin old lol.

    Two things I’ma start doing more of: Play Chess and Shoot pool, even if I have to do both solo
    -Not sure how playing chess on the solo will go, but pool by yourself is the bidness.

    Who is funnier than “It” on I love New York?
    -Man he makes me wanna get violent. I know she’s only keepin him around because the producers asked her to.

  • http://srjparks.blogspot.com Sdot

    I SO like the Ecletik Lounge betta-thanks!
    “y’all don’t wanna see nunna this”-HUMPH! Came to that revelation pre-post my D.C. arrival announcement?!
    Watermelon Jolly Ranchers are the BEST!!!

  • Mann

    Your comments are ill (good) but your music is slamming.
    Keep up the random-ness, bruh!

  • tenacious

    You know the old thing about men that cut the hole in the bottom of the popcorn and then the woman reaches in and…!
    …Do women cut a hole in the bottom of the raisinettes box?
    Be like: “Hey Have some raisinettes” Umm okay, hand me the box “No, just reach in with your fingers” Well..okay…These are melted, Oh! Hey! “Yeahhhhh”

    i’m pinching you ALONE for this lololololol

  • Keli

    I’m feeling the vibe of the current rotation.

    Id rather have oily skin than dry…least I’d be shinin son!
    -Yep…oil is always better than ash. lol

    I don’t like to wear rings either…nor do I like watches, braclets, or necklaces. Ok, enough of the sharing.

    No you did NOT just walk the dinosaur.

    Wow at the raisinettes.

    I PROMISE everything gives me gas these days…damnit!
    -You need to regulate…and stop eating all those dang beans.

    Good and creamy huh?

  • http://www.renaissanceblackwoman.blogspot.com Eb

    Are you trying to imply early on that you arent going to wear a wedding band??? lol!

    and “it” has to be the most ignorant person I have ever seen on TV… I thought Chance was bad last season but “it” takes the cake

  • http://www.skoolboisplayground.blogspot.com skoolboi_krush

    Boy, you took me back with that Fire stix! I am now going on a serious search for them joints.

    What did you think of that Chad/Keyshawn interview on Sportscenter?

  • http://rufeelingme.blogspot.com/ Lisa

    E you know you got issues right? lol

    Leave it to you to remix the song duffel bag boy with Ruffle bag boy (I’m loving it let me know when the C.D come out okay ),lmao that was hilarious. (Lil Wayne is so proud)

    Hey we don’t need to go through such measures as cutting the bottom out of a box of raisinettes (Your killing me over here with this post)

    Keep it coming

  • http://minusthebars.blogspot.com don

    lol @ the ruffles bag comment

    Anucha isn’t the most attractive woman but she has what holds the key to both our lives – cheese!

    My moms used to cook greens with rutabagas. I finally get a chance to see what they look like.

  • Arianna

    “When men go down on women is it sexy? It certainly is vicey Versey!”: R U serious? Its prolly like the 3rd sexiest thing a man can do.

    “Call me what you want but Money is the key to my happiness”: That stack is so pretty…

    “That Sexual harassment case in New York with The Knicks…have you seen the woman? ewwwww”: Lol, I know, she look like Kong.

    “You know? I think the half moon is the dopest”: Not better than the full moon, when the earth and sun enters its monthly climax…theres one on thursday…yeah, I like astrology…

    “You know what was the BEST? The Jolly Rancher FIRE stix!…watermelon was good too”: Cherry is the bestest. Lol @ the wrapper, Y does it say “INTENSE” on it…

    “And I ain’t ever ran from ranch and I Damn sho ain’t bout to pick today to start runnin Now go and get your dip little Ruffles bag boy”: LMFAO…ur nuts.

  • t.r.b

    i share that money thing and don’t say that i’ma golddigger….i was feeling very under the weather this morning and i thought to myself with all seriousness “damn, if i didn’t love money so much i would call off.”…a problem i know!(not really)…ugh, oily versus dry? as an aesthetician i know all extremes in skin suck, but it’s really easier to add moisture to dry skin rather than taking it out of oily…plus you’ll have acne and your joint will be all scarred and greasy and just…eww.. if i had the extreme cases like psoriasis or seborrheic skin then i’d just cry…i remember when me and my bestests’ used to go to the bowling alley arcade every friday night, drinking virgin shirley temples and using our skee-ball tickets to buy jolly ranchers- watermelon, cherry, and green apple bwoy!!…ruffle bag boy?..insanity!!

  • http://newnegrogroove.blogspot.com maddypappy1

    I’m still depressed about the Tribe. *tears fall*

    Scrabble?? I’m down, but the last time I played my girl beat me and I threw the board on the floor. I’m not a good loser

    Dominique Dawes can get it! She’s still so fine!

    Rufflebag boy?? You’s a fool for that one. Im gonna have that in my head all day now

    You right, Zeke could have done MUCH better!

  • perfect_imperfection75

    I just wanna let u know that Ruffle Bag Boy made me burst out laughin in the middle of my training class… I think I might be in trouble…

  • http://www.myspace.com/sbenitez SANTANA CARESS

    Hey! How ya doin?
    I HAD A CHILL WEEKEND…HUNG OUT WITH MY FAM. ITS COOL TO FINALLY BE AT THE AGE WHERE YOU CAN BE INVOLVED IN ‘GROWN FOLKS’ BUSINESS’. I HATED GETTING SHOOED AWAY FROM THE ADULTS AS A KID.

    When men go down on women is it sexy? It certainly is vicey Versey!
    DEFINIETLY. TO ME, ITS MUCH MORE INTIMATE THAN SEX. IT SHOWS THAT A MAN CANT GET ENOUGH OF YOU AND THAT HE HAS TO TASTE YOU. INCREDIBLY SEXY, INDEED.
    Call me what you want but Money is the key to my happiness
    MONEY DOES BUY HAPPINESS.
    I
    That Sexual harassment case in New York with The Knicks…have you seen the woman? ewwwww
    ISNT IT ALWAYS LIKE THAT? KOBES ‘RAPE’ VICTIM WAS A PASTY YT WOMAN WITH STRINGY BLONDE HAIR. EWWWWWW.

    I do NOT like to wear rings at all…they are annoyingI
    I USUALLY WEAR MY CHUNKY TURQUOISE RING ON MY MIDDLE FINGER…IT SEEMS TO MATCH EVERYTHING I OWN.

    Open the door get on the floor, everybody walk the…wha?
    DINOSAUR!!!! THAT SONG WAS ON EVERY NIGHTIME INFORMERCIAL THAT WAS PUSHING 80’S COMPILATION C.D.S

    You know? I think the half moon is the dopest
    A SHARP CRESCENT MOON IS BEAUTIFUL…AND PRETTY RARE

    I PROMISE everything gives me gas these days…damnit!
    YOU’RE GETTING OLD, PAPA.

    Spiderman is out on Blu Ray who’s comin to watch it with me?
    Two things I’ma start doing more of: Play Chess and Shoot pool, even if I have to do both solo
    LISTEN..WE MUST HOOK UP SOMETIME SOON AT MADAMS ORGAN IN D.C. TO SHOOT SOME POOL. ITS MY FAVORITE SPOT. THREE LEVELS…LIVE BLUES ON THE 1ST FLOOR…OLD HIP HOP AND ALTERNATIVE ON THE SECOND (WITH POOL TABLES!) AND AN OPEN ROOFTOP BAR THAT SHOWS SPORTS. WE COULD DRINK A LITTLE AND SHOOT SOME POOL…YOU DOWN?

    I can’t meet people from the internet, I look WAY better on paper, yall don’t wanna see nunna this
    IM SURPISED YOU HAVE SELF IMAGE ISSUES. YOU COME ACROSS COMPLETELY COMFORTABLE WITH YOURSELF AND YOUR RANDOM ASS THOUGHTS BUT OUT OF NOWHERE YOU MAKE ILL COMMENTS LIKE THIS.
    You know what was the BEST? The Jolly Rancher FIRE stix!
    BUT FOR SOME REASON, CHERRY IS THE BEST FLAVOR BUT ONLY IN LOLLIPOP FORM!

    Still didn’t get my Mirror…I bet I got dry skin crunchy face right now…lemme look
    …nah, I’m good and creamy.
    YUM.

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