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Sweet thing,
Let me tell you ’bout
Random thoughts and way things are

You’ve come from a different site
And I know you’ve traveled far.

Now that you’ve told me what it be,
I’d better point you towards the e!!!!!!

He’s the e,
He’s the man,
He’s the only one,
Who can bring randomness to ya.

He’s eclectik!
He’ll send you back through time
By running magic through ya.

All of the super power’s his. (e cleck deck deddi deck)
Listen and I’ll tell you where he is.

He’s eclectik and this is… his… blog.

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You know I’m typing a whole blog JUST so I can use the Wiz intro
…I’m silly
The Wiz was a great movie right?

Mrs One was a numbers Runner
The Wicked Witch ran a sweat shop
The Flying Monkeys were a Motorcycle Gang

…did you peep that Emerald City was in front of the World Trade Center?

Diana Ross did ruin the movie though…she was Fukn 30 years old…Stephanie Mills was supposed to play Dorothy

Believe in yourself was the WORST song in the movie.

Two things that will ALWAYS make me laugh in the movie:
1. The “Ease” and “Dont Ease” Traffic Singals after the Lion’s scene
2. The Fact that the Lion’s full name was “Fleetwood Coup ‘De ville”
‘My momma used to say ta me, Fleet
…FLEET!?
That’s my name: Fleetwood Coupe de Ville!
…Momma had high ideals

Okay…anywhoo…

I want to work for Diddy…so extra; but NO way should that team have lost WITH a Army guy…

Speaking of which, NEW MAKING THE BAND!!!! YES
Why so hype eclectik? Well…

Damnit that shape.

What is this “Giving it away for Free” with women and sex?
What’s this Free? Should men pay for it?

Why is there no value in the penis?

I maintain that you have yet to be broke unless you went away to college
Damn technology.
Remember when you had EVERYBODY’S phone number in your head?

I would LOVE a woman that…

Likes football (NCAA or NFL or both)
Plays Fantasy Football
Has a College degree
Knows what a hot pair of Carlos Santanas look like
Likes to shop and has the money to do so
Keeps a clean house
Will come over and cook for me sometime
Doesn’t wear makeup…just a little lip gloss
Has toned legs and arms
Is witty
Enjoys DVD nights and going to the movies
Appreiciates Hip Hop and knows the difference between what’s out now.
Likes to get her Wii on
Gives massages
Reminds me of my Dime Lines
Smells all good
Enjoys TV

Project Runway: As much as I dislike Stella, she and Jerell hooked it

Kenley and Keith rocked it

Two more things: 1. When did Brooke Shields become a “Fasjion Icon”?
2. What was HE WEARING?

Whoooo! e cleck deck deddi deck!

Damnit Claudia Jordan…and Friends
 

Oooo Weee Danisha Danielle!!

So basically, everyone need Sirius.

Baldwin Hills…SO funny…The acting is perfect
wow @ Vivica, Lea, and Star “Guest Staring” too
Ashley got some thangs
LoRena is quietly bangin
Gerren is somethin too
The Guys EVERY ONE of them…corn balls

Guess what Im doin this weekend? NOTHIN!
..Little Madden…some eatin…some drinkin…some chillin…maybe a movie or two
Can I PLEASE find a woman that is sexy AND like to/want to play chess and/or Shoot pool!??!

…I gotta get my Wii Sports Bowling game up too

Ladies you get periods…ah ha

Are Metrosexuals and Gay the same to you ladies?
…or is it fine that a man is Metrosexual but some can be Too Metrolly?

lemmeseeu

Everyone…if you’re not busy…Wang Chung tonight.

Let me hold $12 till Tax time.

I wanna do it…at least get some oral treats…a stroke or 8
I dont understand People that smoke weed but dont smoke cigarettes

Yo! When did Jurnee get so damn seck-c?
She is the Definition of Sultry…that face …the yes and the pucker…sultry


Whatever, dont front like my Blog aint Smurfy

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eclectik Quiz time

My Favorite Movie
My Favorite Hip Hop Song of All Time
My Favorite Color
My Favorite NFL Team
My Favorite NBA Team
My Favorite Body part on a woman
Favorite hairstyle on a woman
Which of these things can I NOT do: Dance, Swim, Sing

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And what Scared EVERYONE who’s ever seen the movie…

e cleck deck deddi deck!