“Girl, I’ve been trying to say, now.
You look so sweet,
And you’re so doggone fine.
I just can’t get you out of my mind.”

Mann this weekend? Feh.
…gotta do better

Fat meat is greasy

Not a lot of questions? eh. Cool.

I want like a woman to dress up like a cheerleader…with no undies on and come cheer for me…okay just shake it a little…no just stand there and strip…k, just give it

I dunno…gettin a little tired of it

Prince week was not a success, but my Top 10 rocked! Prolly best one ever

I got AC/DC on my ipod..now what dun?

I will DEFINTELY be going to the movies either Friday or Saturday…haven’t been in a while; definitely will have to go alone
UNLESS someone wanna go??????

Hairy legs is a QUICK turn off…ewwww stain master ass limbs

I’m TOO good of a friend.

Ya’ll got any Onion rings? Lemme hold a couple

Dance your cares away, …working’s for another day.

I haven’t purchased shoes in a while…hmmmm

I’m about to get on match.com for real now…this sucks

Guess what people are gettin me for Christmas? nothin.

The lower the sound, the worse the fart smells
…and why is it called “fart”? It cant be because of the way that it sounds, cuz in that case it would be called:
Purrrfrumps or sissssssss or bewurrrpt or ffffrunnnnghnt

Like Ewwwwww who ffffrunnnnghnted?

You know…shackles on your feet indeed would keep you from dancing

My humor is lost on tons of people

What’s more gooder? Target or Amazon.com?

I forgot to tell you guys about my NEW #1 Favy drank! (How you let me forget???)
It’s NAKED!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH they are so taste to the e
Havent ran into a bad flavor yet…dont bite and start drinking them either.
Get off my dick nigga and tell yo bitch ta come here.

Okay I saw it again someone had a blog post and typed 3 words…got like 50 comments…me no getit

Notice that younger people skin isn’t as clear as older peoples?

OH you gon check yo voice mail on speaker phone? fuktard.

You know…if you think about it; Tongue kissin is nastay

If you were as broke as I am, you’d be all like…dang Im broke.

eff all that…they gon get shorter

Lets all get some wine and sang!

“I need you to sock it to me, mama.
Come on and groove me, baby.”