“Yo Yall One more time I come
Another blog plus that mad Ran-dom

Yo! Read my blog start dancin
Run up in your crib like my name was Chris Hansen!

Check the site, time to hang & not complain
Posts will fix you up it’s random shut down your brain

Oooh You all know my name
Jack you at the drive thru like Menace and I’m Caine

You’ll be the closest to Dope if you quote this
e’s like a power pill when Pac Man eats up the ghost-es

I’m oft-center like I was Scoliosis
Good like Cinnamon, Butter, and Sugar Breakfast Toast is

Weak blogs they just fall or start Tumblr’n
Got so many posts I had to stop numberin!

Hardcore like the little Cat and Dr. Claw
Fuk what you’ve read you aint read this before!

I make sure that my blog begins raw….
I make sure that my blog begins raw….”

Seriously, this is the time of the year where I lust for BBQ Hot Dogs; if anyone is firing up a grill in the DMV; hook me up!

Hey! The Lakers got swept … I like that Kobe Lost but ultimately I dont care
…. Hey The Heat won … weren’t they supposed to win?

Naked juice … Blue Machine is DEE – LISH (I’m STILL afraid to drink the Green Machine) lol

I’ma flirt … but i’m always honest.

Saw Thor!!!!!
It was my first 3D movie since Jaws 3D in the 80s … not bad
The Movie itself killed!
If it was not better than Iron Man then it was just as good … The story was dope; it was more of a movie than “Super Hero” movie

Super Hero Movie Ranking: (Top 10)

Iron Man / Thor
Spider Man
X2: X Men United
Batman Begins
The Dark Knight
Daredevil
X-Men
Superman II (Richard Donner)
Batman (1989)

Who’s random? … oh me. hi.

5ft, Evil Dee, and Buckshot have seemingly obtained the props … *bo!*

I would love a warm iced honeybun and a chocolate milk right now

Tweeted by me @eclectik

Your ass should not look like someone poured old cheese grits down your spine #peoplewatching
Ironically I’ve never heard Flex play any Funk
There are sexy walks … and then there’s well, when you look like you didn’t wipe well #itchyass
I was fortunate to grow up with R&B, Pop, Funk, Disco, Hip Hop, and Soul Music … #80sbaby
The guy went into the stall with a cell phone, portfolio and a red solo cup … I don’t know, and I dont wanna know #fredgsanfordtweet
So Dave knows how to obtain and shoot drugs but the meaning of soap and water has somehow eluded him? #hiphopquestions

I sooo crush on a couple of my followers … they dont care tho

Nicole Scherzinger should be on everyone’s Top 10 list

Resevoir Dogs or The Usual Suspects?

Apple products/gadgets are the first of their kind that I dont mind having what EVERYONE else has … they are just betterz

Lauryn Hill cannot be considered the greatest female rapper ever or close … she’s NEVER released a Rap album

I soooo want someone to take me to Ruth Cris … I desire steak
…now, if someone would come over and cook me steak (and fries) I’d love that even more

How good does that look though!?!

I’m single … not by choice … no on purpose … justt by circumstance

Hey, how do you change circumstances?

No, seriously I sit here think and type … no pre write no editing … just this

I want to shop … I have no loot! Gimme the … gimme the

… now that I think about it I wanna Shoop too (Sandy and Cheryl)

“When I fertilize, those the eggs between your legs … ”

Magnum ice cream is finally in the states … I’ma hafta cop

Literally I have 5 readers … back in my day I had atleast 7 LOL!

purple.

Lemme save you some trouble … I’m unfukwittable in wii Sports Resort

The word ‘Sunday’ is not in the Bible

There’s a Tweet button and a Like button right below each post … hook it

“Word to the holy Qu’ran, I rock on and on
On and on, hey, on and on and on
You won’t understand when I form Voltron”