Someone told me that Twitter is the perfect place for my randomness and random thoughts so I figured…why the hell not, so I made a profile…now what?

If I make these posts shorter I could do more…I’m posting this one from my ipad to see how it goes

Knuckles get ashy but the fingers themselves don’t.

We had the holiday and that meant BBQ and for me that meant BBQ Hot dogs

“I was dreamin when I wrote this; forgive me if it goes too fast”

They are doing a new Thundercats cartoon…I’m down

Naked makes the best Orange Juice

Why did I Yawn 30 minutes after drinking 5 Hour energy?

The Beats by Dre Headphones are worth the price tag…just gotta be careful with them
…I got the white joints

Say what you want but Ima cop me some BP stock

Of course I’m getting the new iphone, stop it.

Prada sneakers do NOT look good with shorts….or maybe it’s because I wear a Size 13 lol

Streaming Netflix buffers more than YouTube

I want a girlfriend now…who’s single?

“Give a fuck” “Gives a shit”
One. What does that mean?
Two. Who WOULD give one?

You know who usta make good songs? Bo$$

Toccarra would be SO Ordinary with a B cups

How do we have NEW Crackheads? Like people saw what crack does and thought: “Yeah, lemme try that”

There is NO love for unattractive women, and it’s a shame.

I cannot type but somehow I know where all the keys on the keyboard are.

What’s the new number to make per year to be “doing well” is it $50,000 a year?

The greatest sitcom COULDVE been the Tracey Morgan show had they not cancelled it

I want to play some spades so bad

Anyone want to tell my WHY are individual pieces of Popeye’s chicken is so damn expensive?

Friends, Is a term some people use loosely
I’m real choosy on what I choose to let crews see
You telling me, I try ta act broke
Jealousy, the number one killer among black folk