I Think I Think: Applejack and Crack

January 9, 2012

“My eyes roll in my head, I toss and turn in my bed, on the computer when I blog for you …”

No more Bengals in the playoffs … it was a good run though so I’m un-upset
And my team didn’t only score 2 points
And my team didn’t get Tebow’d
And my team has 2 Top first round picks so …
Who Dey!

I’m thinking about doing a podcast … basically this site’s randomness but with the ability to answer questions and have a live chatroom
… but should I do it tho?

I love cleaning up MY apartment … never quite feels done though

… I also like folding clothes, why? No clue
Speaking of which, I no longer fold my shirts or sweaters, I roll them, less creasing

Peach Ciroc + Ocean’s Spray White Cran Peach Juice

All Coverage of Be Yawn Say baby and the Common/Drake Beef will be done in FULL detail on the WGAS Channel

TV Shows are coming back … which is good cuz no Football = Blah

I made my not so World Famous Chili … it tastes WAY better than yo goofy ass Chili

Very fortunate for my employment … been at the same place for 11 years. Look at me with a career and stability

Pretty sure Ima go dateless in January, I’m going to take the rest of this month to be okay with it

Wait. You’re reading this? Then I fux witcha

The Single man posts are fun to type, ironically women like them … men dont really read my blog

I’m working on something cool and hip hop related … watch

People talk big stuff about the iPhone … Till they get an iPhone

Pretty face > Large breasts and Large Ass … Give me a fine ass beanpole over a stacked muskrat

The Snow has started in the DMV … so … who cares I drive a SUV

According to Chris Rock my whole apartment is the Champagne Room

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Tweeted by me: (@eclectik)

Would any ladies like to go to a Wizards game? It’s a nice quiet spot where we can be alone

“Dark and lonely on the summer night. Kill my landlord, kill my landlord. Watchdog barking – Do he bite?” –

So if Applejack could’ve jumped back would Crack had still killed him?

No. MY name is eclectik HIS name is John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

The only way to make that McD commercial redeemable is to have a guy bite into a Big Mac and say “Heeshe!” then turn & say Skeevy Delicious

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If you need a new computer and do NOT get a Mac of some sort … you’re no pal o mine

Not looking forward to any new Hip hop this year … we’ll see what comes out but I’m not anticipating anything good

“You can clap your hands and stomp yo feet but this Website you shole can’t beat”

What would be sexy is a woman in the kitchen cooking whilst Donald Duckin’ it

You listen to the shows I be cohostin? Cool

A lot of my old blog posts have typos … meh, I dont claim to be perfect I just am most of the time

I need new Sweats … like if someone would purchase me some sweats I’d be so happy; I need
Stone Gray, Dark Gray, Navy, and black … then \o/

I love the show “Chopped” on the FOOD Network but I’m convinced that the show is rigged and racist

Someone make me a Pecan pie on Graham Cracker crust … please!?

That new Project Runway All stars is AWFUL!
The Host is terrible, The “All Stars” are Wack sauce … and the judges are bland
… yeah I’m still watching tho

  • Caramel-Sundae2.o

    I think I ruptured something laughing at Eddie Murphy! Thanks for that- I haven’t seen that in a minute! Gotta dig out that VHS- better yet step my game up and get the DVD. I am ashamed for not having done so before. *Bowing out of the room*

  • http://classickmateria.wordpress.com classickmateria

    Yes to more podcast! So long as you don’t secede from the Cold Slither Union, of course.

    Ladies “Donald Duckin’It” is definitely FTW!

    Great post.

  • http://fourpageletter.wordpress.com fourpageletter

    need a computer. and ended up with a mac.
    i feel the slow domination of apple products seeping into my world….
    *all hail the fruit.

  • Misscnelly

    You have a lot of random goodness to share…Scribble scrabble at it’s best… I think a podcast would be cool…

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