“The best oh yes I guess suggest the rest should fess
Don’t mess or test your highness
Unless you just address with best finesse
And bless the paragraph I manifest”

So how’s the weekend?

Mannnn My true love is playing me.
Between Ohio State and The Bengals…what have I don’t to deserve this?

New Decree: I will not watch the Bengals games anymore…it’s the ONLY way I can enjoy NFL Sundays and not be depressed.

Mature…is it “Matchure” or “Matoor”?

I’m also the type of guy that looks better on paper

So this was the conversation…

Me:  I’ma get me some tweed pants
Them: Your legs are going to be itchin
Me: Nuh unnn, I’ma get me some long sleeve panty liners

Sometimes I think I would trade my personality for some superficial hotness
…women love them some sense of humor and personality
…for their BFFs and Buddies

I am still the world undisputed heavyweight champ of the friends’ zone

And now for the “Wait. Wha?” and the “Who gives a shit” Portion of the blog, guess who’s engaged?

The other thing about women with accents? They make curse words sound soooo seck-c
Make ya wanna

I will never understand Celibacy…virginity? Sure…if you aint never did it okay.

What’s Beef? Beef is…cow….its Cow Biggie; you should’ve known that…you eat.
Wait what?

You know…I dont think I will ever make greens…guess Ima hafta get a girlfriend.

Stella McCartney Exaggerated Collar Coat & Slouch Pants

I heard that the movie: “The Women” Sucked balls

YO! Guess what the show is? Top Design on Bravo! Could be because I need to be an interior decorator
But it’s good…now go watch
Cuz THIS guy is hilarious

By the way…tonight: Prison Break, Terminator, and Gossip Girl

They should really teach a course on saving your money and credit scores in High School AND College

What if you were about to get naykidd with someone and you got undressed and they stopped and looked at you and said “oh”

Supposedly there’s a lot of female eye candy on my blog (who knew?)
Any way here…you get summa this…I like the jacket; fair?

I dropped a cool $50 in Origins Saturday
I got me some “A Perfect World” Cleanser and some “A Perfect World” Moisturizer

…come touch my fayce!

Wow so D. Woods was kicked out of Danity Kane…if she needs a place to crash….

Now that I think about it…Popeye’s recipe is WAY better than KFC’s and it’s not a big effn secret

I wouldn’t want hoes in different area codes…man Gas cost too much

Beyonce…If I were a Boy…Ummm Ciara Like a boy?
Come on damn a little originality perhaps?

I dunno it’s just that not so clear skin isn’t a turn on

Nobody is “Pro Abortion”…Pro Choice is different

Why the hell does Burlington have all the coats?

What annoys me is when people say “Jamaica Mon” …the “Mon” part annoys me…shut up

I gotta do another post about food…things are annoying me.

I told you SNL was going to have to get Tina Fey

How you gon do a new Real World/ Road Rules Challenge without my baby Coral? FEH!
Well least there’s sexy ass Johanna

Cracker barrel’s syrup is not sweet…why is that?
And who buys that crap in that country ass store?

“My unusual style will confuse you a while
If I was water, I flow in the nile”

So don’t you look no more….