I think I think: Done Wiping

December 18, 2006

Why does it seem like it took forever for Monday to come, yet the weekend went by so fast?
meh, anyway.

No Bengals report from Sunday…..because….
they’re on MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL!!!!!!!!!

BENGALS Versus The COLTS!

Has Playoff implications (And Fantasy Playoff implications)…more on this as it develops lol

Also, new campaign…since we ALL know and agree that Ohio State will win the National Championship vs. Florida…that’s in the books

NEW ISH for 07 Ohio State makes the Final Four in march! (Why the hell not? F u!)

 

Anyway, on to the Randomness…
New stuff from Origins makes my face feel great! I still roll with The Body Shop though

Taye Diggs did it again…Daybreak has been cancelled

The Song “smack that”….why?

I’m not photogentic

I like to talk during the previews…

Does Jewelry, slang, and constipated facial expressions make a man sexy?

Okay, when you pray…do you pray to Jesus or GOD?
…and you know what annoys the yams with marshmallows outta me? When people interchange the two…ugh
(And I don’t even go to church so it must really annoy me lol)

I’m lovin my new phone…it has mad features son!

I’m really thinkin I’ll end up checking Dreamgirls on DVD or on HBO
(Unless I check it on a date, but again….)

This is such a GREAT time of year, I LOVE the malls during Christmas…I know I’m the only one.

I have NEVER seen a woman sexier in a movie than Salma Hayek in After the sunset…PERIOD not Halle not Eva Mendes, Not Sanaa Latham, not nobody…

Copped the new AZ (The Format) I swear he’s so underrated.

It’s not really corn in there; it’s just the skin passes through (ewwww)

Speaking of ewwwww Get ready for I love New York!

Why does Peach flavored stuff taste so much better than actual peaches?

Do people still sit around and smoke weed?

People are to inconsistent to be called friends these days

…cause I’m sayin; Jesus died for our Sins right? and he might be coming back so you should pray to him right?
But God made Jesus…and I’m thinkin would be the one sending him back…and he’s GOD!! so pray to him right?
…I dunno I still go back and forth thinkin God is a woman…what do I know?

I want some Cheetos

I think for the right to run for President; Obama and Hillary should dress up like Ozone and Special K and have a Dance off

They said that Miami wants Iverson…and would trade anyone except Wade and Shaq, if that happened whoooooooooooo!

Speaking of which, another fight in Basketball over the weekend…meh wasn’t anything too spectacular; little 50 cent lookin Nate Robinson LOL

The Amazing Race finale was terrible

How do blind people know when they’re done wiping?
I swear I OWN the “Friends Zone” that’s MY HOUSE! lol

Internet thugs kill me…Hard ass pictures on Myspace and Yahoo! When the toughest thing you can do is delete a muhfuka from your Buddy or friends list…you’re hurtin’ nothin’
Puahahahah! Real G’s don’t know Ctrl Alt Delete!

Where’s Chuckii Booker?

I have a Coach Leather cover for my Ipod

When I don’t have singles or any change for the vending machine, I take it as a sign I don’t need what’s in there.

Why being neat is always gay? Anal Retentive; Metro sexual..LOL

People say what other people want to hear…esp to the opposite sex…but the receiver don’t see the frontin’ they eat that ish up…not me, I’ma say what Ima say…repsect it.

Asian Women have GREAT legs….ass be like CD cases though

does Rick Ross really exist, or is Rueben Studdart doing a Tyresee?


You know who got BANK!? …Women.
Think about it:

They get in the club for free before 11
Free Drinks Till 12
Guys buy them drinks after 12
Take them to eat
Drive so they won’t waste gas/gas money
They only spend their money on ish they want to…waitin for the Annual Vickies sale LOL
Pretty damn sweet life…I’m not hatin’ I’m jealous! …I’ma get me one! LOL!

And you don’t even have to be cute either! You can just have a fat ass, or big nipples…don’t matter us simple ass dudes is Trickin’ like David Blaine.

Men can’t get away with nunnadat

ESPECIALLY an ugly dude…he commin up short…anyways…

…but then later when I do find some change, I was supposed to have what’s in the vending machine of course.

Survivor Finale was last night…ugh
This is what I’ma say… dude won (if you didn’t know, I wont tell ex. who)
but never mind that, they had a fire making challenge and it took ONE and a HALF HOUR and these muhfukas couldn’t make a spark LOL
people yawnin and falling asleep…duke got pissed and gave them matches Puahahahaha!
What’s worse? One couldn’t build a flame with those and ran out of matches!!
Sad.

Anyway, this is what I’ll say.

Sundra on Survivor is BEAUTIFUL! WOW if she isn’t #1 she’s definitely #2 on the sexiest women to ever be on Survivor…or hell reality TV that’s not a celeb
(First could still be Alicia)…but Sundra…damnit man!


Ghost is BACK!
If you don’t have “More Fish” stop being a jerk and go get it…it’s the closest you’re going to get to Hip Hop music on a major label today
My favorite MC
Is it better than Fishscale? Dunno…close, might be.
I got the Fried fish CD too…bet you can’t get THAT at Best buy LOL

Say what you want about me, but I never change/switch it up on you…I’m always the same…people just stop diggin it.

My Computer is f’n up with blogger sites, only in the comments…so I’m not dissin anyone, I’m reading; I just need a new computer.

  • Miss B

    This was funny…Rueben and Rick Ross, TWINS!!! LOL!!!

    Why does Peach flavored stuff taste so much better than actual peaches? (I agree…You are sooooooooo my bestest friend!!!)

  • Miss B

    This was funny…Rueben and Rick Ross, TWINS!!! LOL!!!

    Why does Peach flavored stuff taste so much better than actual peaches? (I agree…You are sooooooooo my bestest friend!!!)

  • http://thek-spot.blogspot.com/ Keli

    It is my belief that you must go through the Son (Jesus) to get to the Father (God). So I pray to God in the name of Jesus.

    It’s not really corn in there; it’s just the skin passes through (ewwww)
    -Random and nasty. Gross!

    Why does Peach flavored stuff taste so much better than actual peaches?
    -I so have to disagree with you on this one bruh.

    How do blind people know when they’re done wiping?
    -N-A-S-T-Y!

    I have a Coach Leather cover for my Ipod
    -Wow, you might as well get a Murse. LOL.

    I’ma say what Ima say…repsect it.
    -I feel ya!

    does Rick Ross really exist, or is Rueben Studdard doing a Tyresee?
    -Stop it right now, Big Rube does not look like Rick Ross. Well maybe a lil’ bit in that pic.

    You know who got BANK!? …Women.
    -Ummm, do you know how much it costs to go to the Salon every 2 weeks?

    don’t matter us simple ass dudes is Trickin’ like David Blaine
    -Nice. LOL.

  • http://thek-spot.blogspot.com/ Keli

    It is my belief that you must go through the Son (Jesus) to get to the Father (God). So I pray to God in the name of Jesus.

    It’s not really corn in there; it’s just the skin passes through (ewwww)
    -Random and nasty. Gross!

    Why does Peach flavored stuff taste so much better than actual peaches?
    -I so have to disagree with you on this one bruh.

    How do blind people know when they’re done wiping?
    -N-A-S-T-Y!

    I have a Coach Leather cover for my Ipod
    -Wow, you might as well get a Murse. LOL.

    I’ma say what Ima say…repsect it.
    -I feel ya!

    does Rick Ross really exist, or is Rueben Studdard doing a Tyresee?
    -Stop it right now, Big Rube does not look like Rick Ross. Well maybe a lil’ bit in that pic.

    You know who got BANK!? …Women.
    -Ummm, do you know how much it costs to go to the Salon every 2 weeks?

    don’t matter us simple ass dudes is Trickin’ like David Blaine
    -Nice. LOL.

  • pajnstl

    ~Survivior tie breaker was RIDICULUS
    ~Speaking of ewwwww Get ready for I love New York!~~ No Thanks.
    ~When I don’t have singles or any change for the vending machine, I take it as a sign I don’t need what’s in there.~~~ Not me, I go find change. LOL

  • pajnstl

    ~Survivior tie breaker was RIDICULUS
    ~Speaking of ewwwww Get ready for I love New York!~~ No Thanks.
    ~When I don’t have singles or any change for the vending machine, I take it as a sign I don’t need what’s in there.~~~ Not me, I go find change. LOL

  • http://lavendersquirts.blogspot.com DivineLavender

    A dance off between ooooooBama and HRC! I second that notion.

    I am so freaking real and my blog reflects that…why create an virtual persona? A waste of time, for us real grown folks.

    I just KNEW Ruben was going to lose tons of weight…I am sure some of it is a health reason…the rest is pure marketing…I am positive. I am sorta disappointed that it took him to look at his career to being “healthier” or to lose weight. Skinny people die of health reasons everyday just like fat people-forget whacha HEARD!

    I know the I love New YorKKK was coming…regardless she wants to get her paper on too! Captialism at its best…regardless she is making more money than Hoopz or Delicious. We all need some entertainment and sometimes its at the expense of the dumbies…oh well!

    I love Jiffy Blueberry Muffins instead of real blueberry muffins with the REAL sour a$$ blueberries! Nasty!

    Look E, I am a woman I don’t have bank…why because I got living expenses just like you, don’t believe that stuff, MAN!

    I haven’t been a fan of the NBA since Magic and Jordan left..the game is all sour for me. That punk fight over the weekend put the final nail in the coffin..a bunch of overgrown kids! (Millionarie spoiled brats with larger shoes than dignity)

  • http://lavendersquirts.blogspot.com DivineLavender

    A dance off between ooooooBama and HRC! I second that notion.

    I am so freaking real and my blog reflects that…why create an virtual persona? A waste of time, for us real grown folks.

    I just KNEW Ruben was going to lose tons of weight…I am sure some of it is a health reason…the rest is pure marketing…I am positive. I am sorta disappointed that it took him to look at his career to being “healthier” or to lose weight. Skinny people die of health reasons everyday just like fat people-forget whacha HEARD!

    I know the I love New YorKKK was coming…regardless she wants to get her paper on too! Captialism at its best…regardless she is making more money than Hoopz or Delicious. We all need some entertainment and sometimes its at the expense of the dumbies…oh well!

    I love Jiffy Blueberry Muffins instead of real blueberry muffins with the REAL sour a$$ blueberries! Nasty!

    Look E, I am a woman I don’t have bank…why because I got living expenses just like you, don’t believe that stuff, MAN!

    I haven’t been a fan of the NBA since Magic and Jordan left..the game is all sour for me. That punk fight over the weekend put the final nail in the coffin..a bunch of overgrown kids! (Millionarie spoiled brats with larger shoes than dignity)

  • http://lovesjanuari.blogspot.com Januari

    Real G’s don’t know Ctrl Alt Delete – that is my new motto..I loves it

    I like to see that dance off go down.

    Vickies annual sale…lol..yeah I live for that sale and bath and body works…

    yeah I too dig The Body Shop. that place is awesome…

  • http://lovesjanuari.blogspot.com Januari

    Real G’s don’t know Ctrl Alt Delete – that is my new motto..I loves it

    I like to see that dance off go down.

    Vickies annual sale…lol..yeah I live for that sale and bath and body works…

    yeah I too dig The Body Shop. that place is awesome…

  • SimplyPut

    I knew it! I should’ve bet money that Diggs’ ass couldn’t keep a tv series deal-damn!

    Why would it matter if you’re photogenic or not, you’ve nothing positive to say about your appearance anyhow.

    And hell no, jewely, slang and constipated expressions don’t make any man sexy

    I pray to God

    Don’t be hatin’ on peaches…..my fav fruit. I have a peachtree in my backyard. Peaches all day!

    Ain’t no way in hell Miami giving up Shaq or Wade *got my fingers crossed though*

    Well, shitty hands is a consequence. I guess trial and error works for everyone

    Dudes are usually the messy ones, so when you come across a neat one, it’s like WTF?!

    I’ve seen an Asian with some cake!-SHout outs to Cong! (there must be something in the water)

  • SimplyPut

    I knew it! I should’ve bet money that Diggs’ ass couldn’t keep a tv series deal-damn!

    Why would it matter if you’re photogenic or not, you’ve nothing positive to say about your appearance anyhow.

    And hell no, jewely, slang and constipated expressions don’t make any man sexy

    I pray to God

    Don’t be hatin’ on peaches…..my fav fruit. I have a peachtree in my backyard. Peaches all day!

    Ain’t no way in hell Miami giving up Shaq or Wade *got my fingers crossed though*

    Well, shitty hands is a consequence. I guess trial and error works for everyone

    Dudes are usually the messy ones, so when you come across a neat one, it’s like WTF?!

    I’ve seen an Asian with some cake!-SHout outs to Cong! (there must be something in the water)

  • http://tclarkegolden.blogspot.com/ TC

    ….better yet, Akon, why????

    I talk during the previews too…asking folks “do you wanna see that?” OR “imma go and see that” OR “naw man that’s gonna be wack”

    I tend to be photogenic…for the most part…

    Does Jewelry, slang, and constipated facial expressions make a man sexy?
    -HELL NO…

    When I pray I end in Jesus Christ name…the are totally different, but through my study I understand that you pray to Christ to interseed for you to Jehovah God…but yea I feel you they are totally two separate entities…but if you believe in the Trinity then you think that Jesus, God, and the Holy Spirit are all one…

    Dag why did I just write all of that…

    I need a new phone…

    That’s funny Ruben is really Rick Ross….Ha

    yea I love New York…HAM

    yea bamas still do that…sit around and smoke weed…in their freaking 30s at that….HAM

    “Internet thugs kill me…Hard ass pictures on Myspace and Yahoo! When the toughest thing you can do is delete a muhfuka from your Buddy or friends list…you’re hurtin’ nothin’
    Puahahahah! Real G’s don’t know Ctrl Alt Delete!”

    Freaking CLASSIC line…I am done…I am done….I love it…

    oh, and sure you are reading our stuff…LOL

  • http://tclarkegolden.blogspot.com/ TC

    ….better yet, Akon, why????

    I talk during the previews too…asking folks “do you wanna see that?” OR “imma go and see that” OR “naw man that’s gonna be wack”

    I tend to be photogenic…for the most part…

    Does Jewelry, slang, and constipated facial expressions make a man sexy?
    -HELL NO…

    When I pray I end in Jesus Christ name…the are totally different, but through my study I understand that you pray to Christ to interseed for you to Jehovah God…but yea I feel you they are totally two separate entities…but if you believe in the Trinity then you think that Jesus, God, and the Holy Spirit are all one…

    Dag why did I just write all of that…

    I need a new phone…

    That’s funny Ruben is really Rick Ross….Ha

    yea I love New York…HAM

    yea bamas still do that…sit around and smoke weed…in their freaking 30s at that….HAM

    “Internet thugs kill me…Hard ass pictures on Myspace and Yahoo! When the toughest thing you can do is delete a muhfuka from your Buddy or friends list…you’re hurtin’ nothin’
    Puahahahah! Real G’s don’t know Ctrl Alt Delete!”

    Freaking CLASSIC line…I am done…I am done….I love it…

    oh, and sure you are reading our stuff…LOL

  • http://www.dayumshame.blogspot.com DurtyMo715

    *Crackin up* @ the Obama & Hilary thang..LOL! Not Big Rube & Rick Ross! LOL!! How do blind folk know when they are done wiping??!!?? *priceless* Too Dayum Funny Yo!

  • http://www.dayumshame.blogspot.com DurtyMo715

    *Crackin up* @ the Obama & Hilary thang..LOL! Not Big Rube & Rick Ross! LOL!! How do blind folk know when they are done wiping??!!?? *priceless* Too Dayum Funny Yo!

  • Ninjagirrl

    Hi E. Dance off? hilarious….

    Ruben STILL loves cake. He’s not fooling me.

    To me peach stuff does not taste like peach at all. I even think peach cobbler tastes completely diff (those cooked peaches I guess) than biting into a juicy fresh one.

    I watched that Taye Diggs fiasco ONCE and I just couldn’t relive that day anymore.

    And if its just the skin of the corn, why does it always look like the whole kernel? iiiiiiiiiiilk.
    about I love NY I am ashamed that she is from my area of New York State, however we no longer want her here.

    and finally I agree on the inconsistent “friends” eh….who needs ’em? I have learned that every once in a while you have to clean house. There is a difference between being busy, and life, and all that other good stuff, but inconsistent friends tend to be quite selfish in my opinion.

  • Ninjagirrl

    Hi E. Dance off? hilarious….

    Ruben STILL loves cake. He’s not fooling me.

    To me peach stuff does not taste like peach at all. I even think peach cobbler tastes completely diff (those cooked peaches I guess) than biting into a juicy fresh one.

    I watched that Taye Diggs fiasco ONCE and I just couldn’t relive that day anymore.

    And if its just the skin of the corn, why does it always look like the whole kernel? iiiiiiiiiiilk.
    about I love NY I am ashamed that she is from my area of New York State, however we no longer want her here.

    and finally I agree on the inconsistent “friends” eh….who needs ’em? I have learned that every once in a while you have to clean house. There is a difference between being busy, and life, and all that other good stuff, but inconsistent friends tend to be quite selfish in my opinion.

  • http://www.thegoddess.blog-city.com The Goddess

    I saw Dream girls and thought it was pretty good. Jennifer Hudson’s voice is AMAZING.

    Yes you are the only one who loves the Mall this time of year. How can you stand the crowd. UGH! Drives me crazy.

    I’m cracking up cause I never realized how much Rick Ross and Reuben Studdard resemble one another. WOW! Reminds me of a double mint commercial. Lol remember those?

    YOU SAID
    “I think for the right to run for President; Obama and Hillary should dress up like Ozone and Special K and have a Dance off”
    All I can say to that is, you’re a mess E. LMAO-

  • http://www.thegoddess.blog-city.com The Goddess

    I saw Dream girls and thought it was pretty good. Jennifer Hudson’s voice is AMAZING.

    Yes you are the only one who loves the Mall this time of year. How can you stand the crowd. UGH! Drives me crazy.

    I’m cracking up cause I never realized how much Rick Ross and Reuben Studdard resemble one another. WOW! Reminds me of a double mint commercial. Lol remember those?

    YOU SAID
    “I think for the right to run for President; Obama and Hillary should dress up like Ozone and Special K and have a Dance off”
    All I can say to that is, you’re a mess E. LMAO-

  • nitabita

    Special K & Ozone! ROTFL!!!
    Chuckii Booker! ROTFL!!! Where is Troop and Ready for the World?

    People say what other people want to hear…esp to the opposite sex…but the receiver don’t see the frontin’ they eat that ish up…not me, I’ma say what Ima say…repsect it.
    That’s why we can’t get enough of you!

    I have a Coach Leather cover for my Ipod. New stuff from Origins makes my face feel great! I still roll with The Body Shop though. This is such a GREAT time of year, I LOVE the malls during Christmas…I know I’m the only one. Why being neat is always gay? Anal Retentive; Metro sexual..LOL
    Uhmm, let’s evaluate: a murse (coach leather, no doubt); beauty products; shopping; excessively neat; questioning sexuality
    E-, you’re making me a little nervous! Imma need you to pray to the Father in the name of Jesus right now! …LOL!

  • nitabita

    Special K & Ozone! ROTFL!!!
    Chuckii Booker! ROTFL!!! Where is Troop and Ready for the World?

    People say what other people want to hear…esp to the opposite sex…but the receiver don’t see the frontin’ they eat that ish up…not me, I’ma say what Ima say…repsect it.
    That’s why we can’t get enough of you!

    I have a Coach Leather cover for my Ipod. New stuff from Origins makes my face feel great! I still roll with The Body Shop though. This is such a GREAT time of year, I LOVE the malls during Christmas…I know I’m the only one. Why being neat is always gay? Anal Retentive; Metro sexual..LOL
    Uhmm, let’s evaluate: a murse (coach leather, no doubt); beauty products; shopping; excessively neat; questioning sexuality
    E-, you’re making me a little nervous! Imma need you to pray to the Father in the name of Jesus right now! …LOL!

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