I think I Think: Cake and Shake

March 26, 2007

Again, alls I’m saying is there are/were a lot of non-believers
OHIO STATE is still in it to win it.

Do people that drive use their “Brights” for their true purpose?
…or just to flash at people so they’d move?

I haven’t added to the reasons why I’m single in a while…think I pretty much got it

What do you think a crunch berry is actually made of?

I think I do the most of my chewing on the right side of my mouth

Officially I cannot call myself an NBA fan anymore…I’ve never cared as less as I do now about Basketball as I do now

How do women keep their finger/toe nails from flying all over the place?

Whelp! I’m going to have more free time to do something

My Idol AND Top Model Girlfriend got booted on the SAME DAY

And BOTH was on that bull…
They just HATED on Felicia…she did good the other 3 weeks one week the worst picture and she’s gone?
…all of a sudden she was cocky and needed refinement (isn’t thats what this show is for?) But that ass ugly Jael and McFatterton chick stays?
…getouttahere.

Stephanie? All I gotta is there are still men on the show

….and not one of you IM’d or emailed to make me feel better
(Ingrates)
No matter….

My New Girlfriend: 2007 Miss USA Rachel Smith

WOW
I’m sure you’ll see her in the next Top 10

…K, enough of her…..
Pecans, Peanuts, Cashews, etc are supposed to be good for you/good snacks…but the portions are like “6 pieces”
…that’s that bull

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Okay I saw most if not all of the Ray J Kim Sex tape….
http://freekimkardashiansextape.blogspot.com/

Why is it shot like an episode of Cribs?
..Shit all chopped and looped and remixed…

Don’t nobody give head lickin all slow staring off to the side (camera)…get in there and eat it son!
…wait and were they chewin gum the entire thing?

Who has sex with their bra on the whole time?

…I will say this as you know I have a thing for nipples and areolas; hers are great

The only thing worst than having a Porn star look into the camera the whole time is having RAY J look into the camera the whole time

The first time in my life that I ever said/thought a Porno was Corny

Hey…her feet looked good though.

They have the sexual chemistry and charisma of Dryer Lint

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Speaking of Ray J, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles was number one in the theater

Checkers fries are unfukwitable.

I make far too much money to be broke

Why is “Cunt” a bad word?…I know what it means and all, but why does it offend?
Curse words and what pisses people off amazes me as you know.

You know you can get Ruby Tuesday’s Strawberry Lemonade with Rum now?

What came first? BBQ or Barbecue

….And why when you get BBQ from a BBQ spot it tastes NOTHING like out in the back yard
……..AND do you notice NO BBQ place has BBQ Hot Dogs?

So, some people stop by the blog just to read…maybe they like it…maybe it’s funny…but no comments, guess it’s cool

64 Ounces of Water is what you’re supposed to take in a day.

Can’t trust everything you read…can’t trust everyone you write to…so I say fukit and cut them all off

Watched Casino Royale over the weekend (If you know me you know I’m a HUGE James Bond Fan)
…I dunno about this guy; he’s not like any other Bond and I’m not happy about it…fallin in love, no shaken martini etc.

I may have to bring it back sooner than I thought/had planned…I miss it/got things to talk about

If you HAD to lose 1 of your 5 senses what would it be?
…think I’ma go with taste…cuz smell is a big part of taste but if it’s gone all together maybe I’ll try mac and cheese lol

Okay color me impressed…cuz SHE had some weight on her after the baby

Saturn has always been my favorite planet…it’s the rings son!

Alls I’m saying is someone “Thick” musta came up with Coldstone’s “cake and Shake”

 
“Too hard to follow, you took a bite but couldn’t swallow
your mind’s boggled, but I’m as deep as Donald Goines novels”

  • curvydva

    You’re nothing if not consistent. Miss. USA reminds me of Zoe. Thought about you when Felicia got booted. Knew you’d be pissed. Betta late than never, woo, woo, woo. And BBQ hot dogs?! LMAO!!

  • http://thek-spot.blogspot.com/ Keli

    I think I do the most of my chewing on the right side of my mouth
    -Random indeed.

    Officially I cannot call myself an NBA fan anymore…I’ve never cared as less as I do now about Basketball as I do now
    -Who are you telling.

    Whelp! I’m going to have more free time to do something
    -Well pass some of that free time my way, I could really use it.

    Pecans, Peanuts, Cashews, etc are supposed to be good for you/good snacks…but the portions are like “6 pieces”
    …that’s that bull
    -Thank you. I can eat entire can of cashews in one sitting.

    Speaking of Ray J, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles was number one in the theater
    -You’re not right. LOL.

    I make far too much money to be broke
    -Well, the more money you make, generally the more debt you accumulate. I’m just saying.

    ……..AND do you notice NO BBQ place has BBQ Hot Dogs?
    -Who in the hell wants a bbq hot dog?!

    If you HAD to lose 1 of your 5 senses what would it be?
    -Nope, I am going to have to go with smell. Especially after that foul ish that was stanking up the office this morning.

    Okay color me impressed…cuz SHE had some weight on her after the baby
    -Yeah, but something about it does not look right. Good she lost the weight and all, but ummm…yeah…no.

    Alls I’m saying is someone “Thick” musta came up with Coldstone’s “cake and Shake”
    -LOL!

  • MsSula

    See… I haven’t had time to check my TIvo line up yet… and now you gone and spoiled it for me :)…. It’s cool tho. We both know Tyra was hatin’ hard on Felicia anyways… Not to worry, she’s an H-Town girl, she’ll make it do what it do! 🙂

    I don’t why y’all DC folks like ColdStone like that… The truth is Marble Slab Baby!! Hmmm!

    *picture me on knees/hands in prayer pose*….And please, please…bring it back sooner than later… I miss y’all so much… Like I went on a trip far away from my fam! 🙂

    Have a good one!

  • http://www.pajnstl.blogspot.com Patrice

    What do you think a crunch berry is actually made of?
    ~I don’t know/care what the crunch berries are made.. Those things are THE BEST! 🙂

    Do people that drive use their “Brights” for their true purpose?
    …or just to flash at people so they’d move?
    ~ MOVE!!! Get out da way!

    So, some people stop by the blog just to read…maybe they like it…maybe it’s funny…but no comments, guess it’s cool
    ~ sometimes I just want to laugh and keep it moving.. i promise to do better :-*

    ~ lmao @ at the whole Ray J/Kim run down…

    Watched Casino Royale over the weekend (If you know me you know I’m a HUGE James Bond Fan)
    …I dunno about this guy; he’s not like any other Bond and I’m not happy about it…fallin in love, no shaken martini etc.
    ~ I was dissappointed when I saw it in the theatres.

  • http://divaindemand.wordpress.com Diva (in Demand)

    You know what……I emailed you a week ago telling you that I was coming to your neck of the woods and you never replied. Were you too upset over losing your Top Model chick to get back at me?

    I’mma hold that one against you.

  • xyencediva

    Okay, there is really only one part of this I’m gonna address and I’m bout to get into it here….

    Okay I saw most if not all of the Ray J Kim Sex tape….
    http://freekimkardashiansextape.blogspot.com/

    Why is it shot like an episode of Cribs?
    ..Shit all chopped and looped and remixed… ~Okay, for real…I was like are we on a show or what?

    Don’t nobody give head lickin all slow staring off to the side (camera)…get in there and eat it son! ~It’s called eat it like Watermelon
    …wait and were they chewin gum the entire thing? ~Yes, them bitches was chewing gum the whole damn time. I was like stop smackin and fux damnit!!!!

    Who has sex with their bra on the whole time? ~I don’t know but I was like are we getting naked or are you posing for a future VS ad…even though her ass too damn skinny, hold up wait—well, she could be one of those models but she just don’t got marketability.

    …I will say this as you know I have a thing for nipples and areolas; hers are great…~okay no comment

    The only thing worst than having a Porn star look into the camera the whole time is having RAY J look into the camera the whole time
    ~Ain’t that the MFn truth…I was like you got ass in your face and you occupied with a lens!?!?!

    The first time in my life that I ever said/thought a Porno was Corny ~I watched the first 20 minutes and I was done son. If it doesn’t have entertainment value or educational value…To the Can. To the Can. Everything is this film belonged in the can!

    Hey…her feet looked good though. ~Yeah she did have nice feet.

    They have the sexual chemistry and charisma of Dryer Lint ~…after the filter hasn’t been emptied for 10 dry cycles

  • http://blackgirladventures.blogspot.com Southern_Lady

    Finally, somebody feels me about those Checkers fries. They are the BEST. And I can’t wait to try the strawberry lemonade with rum. Why are my comments about food?? Oh yeah, Felicia should not have been cut. Jael sounds like she’s on that ish foreal.

  • http://blackgirladventures.blogspot.com Southern_Lady

    Finally, somebody feels me about those Checkers fries. They are the BEST. Oh yeah, Felicia should not have been cut. Jael sounds like she’s on that ish foreal.

  • cmj_69

    I think ray j and kim belong together neither one can give head.
    I love checkers fries.Felicia is cute but I say stick to dancing.
    I hate bbq/barbecue all together.

  • http://beautyinbaltimoreblogspot.com beautyinbaltimore

    Checkers fries are off the hook and you have to watch minutes 25-30 of the Ray J tape. Thats when things truly heat up and he puts it on her. Superhead was write.

  • prissy

    …wait and were they chewin gum the entire thing?

    it helps when you are ROLLING *giggle*

  • http://www.dariustwilliams.org Darius T. Williams

    dyrer lint? HILARIOUS!

  • http://triplerdeezeemadd.blogspot.com/ DEEZEE

    Hey about that Casino Royale, I like the new bond, and he’s actually not like the others. He was more laid back and he seemed like he was more down to earth than the others. Didn’t like the ending, wasn’t as interesting as the begining of the movie, overall i would give it a good 8 or 7 and a half.

  • beautifulgyrlJ

    I think I do the most of my chewing on the right side of my mouth
    -Thats everyone probably

    Who has sex with their bra on the whole time?
    -LMAO silly!

    You know you can get Ruby Tuesday’s Strawberry Lemonade with Rum now?
    -I love that minus the RUM

  • harriet

    i think i’d want to lose my sense of smell…it’s mad strong now, and when i was preggers, i could smell a poot before it emitted from anyone’s butt cheeks. scary stuff, man.

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