I make you weak in the Kneeeeez, I’ll make you feel alright, I’ll blog what you want mama!

I had a pretty decent weekend…no real complaints

Do you realize that this is STILL my desktop background at work…DAMN Tamia…incredible legs
Just once…just once.

I think the chick has the better room on Design Star

I need little ass Ritchie to never sing again…they are ruining my Y&R

Do you think you can hear or smell a Grasshopper fart?

I need SOMEONE to come out with a “B. A. Barack” shirt LOL!
The “B. A.” can stand for “Bush Alleviator”

Redrum was that part on The Shining

I told my friend I’d rather eat a stack of Shit Waffles than to listen to today’s Rap music

Do NOT go see the new X Files Movie…unless you want to hurt yourself.

I wonder how people are introduced to masturbation…why? I dunno but like since most people do it…it had to be a starting point SOMETHING that made you think “hey, what’s goin on down there…let me investigate”

You know what pisses me off? Okay, then I will tell you nosy.
I cannot stand getting up in the morning, getting all friggidy fresh and get in the car and the seatbelt wrinkles my shirt!
UGh! Now I got shirt stretch marks.

The #1 eclectik typo… something something the <– that T and space he…so damn annoying

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Runway

Why does Jerell rock the LOW “V” shirts all the fukn time? Is that the official Gay Uniform?
Suede in the 3rd person is Annoying
Why is Korto always whisperin about something?
LOL@ Blayne huggin Stella saying “I Love you leather face”

Nothing really terrible…cept Wesley
HOW did Suede win that one though?

Kenley was ROBBED! Korto shoulda came WAY better

I need two of the models on this show:
Topacio
And Runa

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I don’t mind the Dark Knight making so much money, but people are confusing people being interested and intrigued by the movie and going to see it for it being a great movie
It’s like Lil Wayne going Platinum in a week…that don’t make it good, that means people bought/saw it.

Big Brother is GOOD this season!
I cannot stand Keesha, Jerry, Rennie and Libra…AND they are tryin to get rid of my girlfriend Angie

You people eat bagels? Ewwwww…Bagel eaters.
What you do toast them? Spread some nastiness on them? Put them in your big floppy faces and chomp and crunch
…ewwwww

I’m 88% close to down with Myspace

Guess what’s soft? My Skin.

I need Kent Masters-King in my life…and in my General Hospital

What is the club age? When do you stop going?
I say RIGHT after sophomore year in College…what say you?

I saw pants I want…they are $420 … too much?

Just once…one good time can I have a woman with some Bai Ling style nipples?

Our house…in the middle of our street …our house…

I feel bad enough typin “LOL” but I’ll be DAMNED if I ever use “OMG”…that’s REAL gay.
…and never use these with men

I saw new boxers I want…$18 a piece I want like 10 pair.

What you know about Fenton Crackshell?

What is the WORST tasting Vegetable?

Okay…here’s the question: What does the word “Booty” have to do with the Gluts?
…where that word come from? And why does it mean pirate cash too? What the hell?

I would not be pissed if we never heard from Gabrielle Union again

Right here…Right there…THAT’S why I love legs so much

Again…So damn sexy

I use to think that Faith was gonna be the next best thing…like was gonna knock Mary J out the Box
Her First CD was a MONSTER!!!

I’m spending less time on the net as before.

NICE! The Fantasy Football league is full, now let’s get it!

Remember that whole phase when women were ‘experimenting’ and ‘bi-curious’? What happened to that? Bring that back; I wanna see

So? I don’t like Oprah…and I’m black; now what?

The D&G Tote…banger

Why you all stay readin e?
Prolly cuz can’t nobody blog like me
Every week new people come and check me out
Tryin to see what my blog is really about
Randomness and Claudia Jamie, Old School songs
It’s hard to really completely leave me alone

Ronnie, Bobby, Ricky and Mike…If I write my blog, who cares what you, write
Blog it Nowwwwwwwwwwwww