What to wear
I hate when you get all dressed up…esp for work everything is crispy and fresh to mfn def and you get in the car, sit down put the seat belt on…
Know what happens when you get out the car?
ShaBLAMMO!
You’re all wrinkled up about the midsection…ugh Now I gotta walk around work with stretchmark shirt lol
You know I dunno about that Dry cleanin either…I refuse to believe something is clean without soap and water
How you gon heat up my clothes and iron them and call them clean? 🙂
I KNOW it’s a special solvent and there’s a machine…I just don’t buy it
BUT I rather them press my clothes than me…I can never iron like them.
You know who’s a bitch?
Red.
Red always wanna bleed on something! If you forget that you put a red something in the wash it’s a wrap!
Oh, and if you’re wearing red something and get caught in the rain…done-ski
The only thing worse is Jean bleed.
Cuzz EVEN if you luck up and cop some color shoes…the damn jeans will bleed on your shoe strings and fukem up!
Why is it when I finally clear up some cash under the salary cap and get ready to spend UNGODLY amounts of money on shopping…aint a DAMN thang in the stores that I want or that’s my size?
Granted I only shop at a few stores, but damnit man! Can I get put on for a damn T Shirt?
Macy’s even stopped sellin my Fav Jeans…gotta start hittin Manhattan
But yeah, bills get paid, rent is in, ride gassed up…hit the mall! Come out with a Auntie Anne’s Pretzel and a Smoothie…FnF
Why women wear the low waist jeans and have all types of roll bouncin off the top?
handles looks like a Mario Brother Goomba (Mushroom) bustin out of Denim
What’s worse is when they have no ass and you see crack…long ass back and then a little crack
…look like a ruler and the crack is the inch mark.
Why women think this is hot? You KNOW the jeans are too tight, too small and you got the waist of Butterscotch pudding…man I dunno
Guys too, I saw a guy yesterday going to the payphone (I didn’t even KNOW they had payphones still) But his jeans were basically around his thighs and you saw FULL boxers
Why is that the move? Your pockets at no point should ever touch your calves LOL
You see full boxers because the damn shirt stops where it’s supposed to the jeans just don’t start where they are supposed to
OR these ignant fuks will TUCK in the shirt into the boxers!
…also seen the Long ass 1983 Women nightshirt length T shirts tucked into the saggin thigh startin jeans
so it look like they have long ass waists and short legs.
I’m so out of touch.
I have expensive tastes I have a lot of stuff I had NO business buying/spending that much money on.
I’m an impulse buyer too
Do you realize I had a friend (Who OWNED a business) show me his Rolex watch and my Paid by the hour ass went and bought one less than a hour later
Just cuz I thought it was fly (Its on my instagram)
…
K, I’m done for now
Oh and if you don’t get the title of this blog; I’m disappointed in you, you stink and I don’t wanna be your friend anymore.
