I think I think: Echikunwoke

July 2, 2007

 

Scale of 1-10 I’m prolly a 6.5, that’s above average.

That movie Invincible was pretty good.

I’ve kicked off my shoes before, I’ve relaxed my feet yet I’ve never partied on down to the Xscape beat.

Is throwing money away you know like pennies littering?

You know when you drop a girl off and wait till she gets in “just in case” something happens…if something did happen are you getting out to help?

Did you notice the Black Entertainment TELEVISION Awards didn’t have ANY TELEVISION Awards?
Just like we’ve ALL figured out BET thinks entertainment is Music Videos and Ignorance

You know what movie I really like? Fever Pitch

C’mon, how can you NOT like Mr. Radio? Listen to that.

DO you ever think that people go into your office/cube when you’re gone for the day and touch stuff?

Where the hell does earwax come from?
…and why
I didn’t go see Live free or die hard yet…was supposed to over the weekend but meh.
I’m going.

I’m addicted to V8 Splash

JOY! Big Brother 8 is coming (Thursday) IMO the BEST reality show, who’s watching with me?

Why is white rice bad for you? It’s so tasty

Found out one of my lines from last weeks blog sparked another blog…people were offended.
…never understood how people can get offended from words especially humor…oh well, f’em.

It’s July, you know what THAT means? It’s ALMOST time for my Fantasy Football Drafts, and that equals happiness

It’s cold but I don’t care about the Chris Benoit stuff anymore, it’s done, stop it.

My thumb hurts.

Who picked gray as the sock toe color?
…and what’s with “Gray” and “Grey”?

I’m just saying the Victoria’s Secret “Pink” stuff is bangin…and it be like $20

I ask a lot of questions… I don’t do much with the answers…I’m just nosy

My new Girlfriend Megalyn Echikunwoke

I’ve been feeling pretty grown lately…funny I’m able to separate “old” and “Grown”

I wish that Rappers and broke dudes wouldn’t have played out Throwback Jerseys, I wanna still wear them, they are bangin

I love competitive women, when a woman likes to play games and trash talks and plays to win….sexy

I’m already tired of Julius on Making the Band 4

YO! Guess who has the best pizza? Olive Garden!

But wait, so I had some Olive Garden Pizza and it made me smile right? So since there wasn’t one right by me I decided to try California Pizza Kitchen for the first time
It was pretty damn tasty

You know who my boy is? Dexter.
Dexter’s Laboratory is one of the funniest Cartoons to come out since the 80’s

…while I was there at the Cali Pizza Kitchen I saw a couple sitting and eating in a booth, they were sitting next to each other instead of across from each other, who does that?

Ass to waist ratio…that’s what makes you bangin

….When your waist don’t dip in before your hips…nope.

Put…PutPutPut….Put Put Put PUT on eclectik and you will be rewarded my blog is ever boomin and you know I get it started.

  • http://tclarkegolden.blogspot.com TC

    Fever Pitch rocks!
    Dexter is friggin HIL-RI-OUS!
    isn’t it a GREAT day outside..not to hot, not to cold, nice breeze…

  • Sakeenah

    Mr Radio is such a sweet song, makes me remember when I had someone to hold

    “DO you ever think that people go into your office/cube when you’re gone for the day and touch stuff?”
    Absolutely. If I took a day off I’d notice my chair moved, switched, stapler missing, etc. I had to remind myself that it was not my personal property, but the firm’s

    Khrysti Hill is the truth, I never knew such a perfect body could exist. I’ll bet she has a nice personality to match. Asian girls & white girls prolly can’t stand looking at her. They pad themselves with plastic & they still don’t get it right. You gotta be born with it!! When Khrysti Hill walks by they watch their man’s eyes.

    Yeah, throwback jerseys are played. They’re so unoriginal that I ignore the guy when I see him wearing one. Too common.

  • http://www.blackbeauty-daysofmylife.blogspot.com Sonya B

    So…. I read the blog inspired by your line in last week’s blog. ( I figured I knew where to find it). Alls I’m saying is YOU are stoooooopid!!!!! LMAO @ your comment to that blog. You WOULD go over there and respond! But hey, @ least you remained true to yourself… “Sarcastic, Humorous, Eclectic” oh and to quote you even further a real “Asswhole” LOL!!! I Heart You… Jerk McJerkface!!!

  • Keli

    You know when you drop a girl off and wait till she gets in “just in case” something happens…if something did happen are you getting out to help?
    -Well damn…hopefully you will call 911 or something.

    Yep, BET is not representing black culture one bit.

    I like Mr. Radio, but I still that “If I have my way” is my fav thus far.

    DO you ever think that people go into your office/cube when you’re gone for the day and touch stuff?
    -Hell yeah, I know they do…I’ve had things rearranged…or they will try to login to my computer and forget to delete the evidence.

    I don’t want white rice unless it’s fried, or mixed with broccoli and cheese.

    What do you mean by feeling grown? You might need to break your definition down for me.

    I so think that California pizza kitchen is overrated. Give me a $6.99 pizza from Austin’s Pizza or Double Dave’s any day. It’s an Austin thang…

    Why does Dexter have that crazy azz accent?

    I bet you looked a fool trying to count on those Put’s…lol. I know you were dancing at your keyboard.

  • http://www.pajnstl.blogspot.com Patrice

    ~Big Brother and Olive Garden!!!! Love them both!
    ~ What’s wrong with yout thumb? Too much texting
    ~ I know they do @ ppl touching stuff in your cube!
    ~ I was always boggled with Grey and Gray too… What is that about, for real!?
    ~ Good Rotation!
    ~ Phonetically how do you say that last name?! geesh! LOL

  • http://jcrofthenderson.blogspot.com It Is What It Is

    “My thumb hurts.”

    – LMAO

  • Greg

    Two things:

    Evander Holyfield + Dolemite = Richard Williams (Serena’s Dad)

    The BET awards. The only TV show where I did not see an Iphone commercial. I mean we all know why, but still.

  • Sam

    Oh, you can’t talk about my gurl “QUEEN” . She’s my gurl chrush! Have always loved her.

  • http://lovesjanuari.blogspot.com januari

    when I’m with guy I sit next to him …it makes it easier to eat off his plate and put my hand on his thigh.

  • http://www.myspace.com/asmoothpoet Poet

    OK i think its official i may be re-addicted to your blogs… Megalyn Echikunwoke is quite sexy … where do you be finding these women … the playlist is still and always dope

  • A dime a dozen

    the playlist SUCKS! and so does chrissette michelle.

    j/p!

  • http://swaggercity.blogspot.com/ S.K.

    In my crazy mind V8 Splash counts as veggies, I know it not true but that what the commercial said.

    ……so what’s the blog crying murder? I’m nosy.

  • Creem

    i sit next to my s/o when we eat out not across. it does make it easier to pick off his plate. lol

    that girls body is insane.

    i hate Dexters accent.

    i wud say im an 8 on a 1-10 lol i know thats big thinkn. lmao

  • curvydva

    Scale of 1-10 I’m prolly a 6.5, that’s above average.
    -Now is this just looks or overall package? Overall I think I’m an 8. Just looks I think I’m a 7 but an 8 at my fighting weight 😀

    You know when you drop a girl off and wait till she gets in “just in case” something happens…if something did happen are you getting out to help?
    -When I drop people off I wait too. It’s mostly about if they lost their keys or left something. If something pops off, I’m just calling the Po Po, but I aint getting out. Two hurt or dead people never solved anything lol.

    You know what movie I really like? Fever Pitch
    -I just bought that movie like a month ago. Best dollar I’ve ever spent.

    I wish that Rappers and broke dudes wouldn’t have played out Throwback Jerseys, I wanna still wear them, they are bangin
    -Wear your jerseys babe. I’m sure you paid enough for them.

    I love competitive women, when a woman likes to play games and trash talks and plays to win….sexy
    -Then consider me sexy cuz Imma try and beat anybodies azz that comes up against me AND I’m so tacky, I may do a victory dance and talk smack for weeks to come.

    I’m already tired of Julius on Making the Band 4
    -I like him, but he is LITTLE!!! He looks like thier little brother! That other dude An-whatever had to GO.

    YO! Guess who has the best pizza? Olive Garden!
    -I never knew they had pizza!! haven’t been there in a minute.

  • http://mentallyspeaking.blogspot.com BluJewel

    I held your page hostage twice yesterday because to the Mr. Radio song. Damn! that ish is so fly! Definitely getting her CD this weekend.

    I hate the Olive Garden, so eff their pizza…lol!

    you are truly a V8 Splash fiend cause you’ve mentioned how much you like it a lot

    your latest crush is pretty

    chick with the two people booty is scary looking any way you slice it

    lmao to the Xcape bit…funny thing, i haven’t either *snicker*

    sidebar…posted today and it’s kinda funny…check it out!

  • http://jcroomzuri.blogspot.com/ j.a.c.

    That first Chrisette song is one of my favorite on her CD.

    “You know when you drop a girl off and wait till she gets in “just in case” something happens…if something did happen are you getting out to help?” LMBO!!!! AHHHH!!! I didn’t think about that. Knowing some of ya’ll punks out there, you probably wouldn’t.

    i think earwax protects the inside of your ear. too much crap flying around in the air for there not to be a protective sticky substance in your ear.

    you have a new girlfriend every week e! how do you find these girls?

    CPK is pretty good. I’m going to have to check out Olive Garden’s pizza. But I can’t just eat pizza at Olive Garden. That’s like an insult! Their food is sooo good.

    i don’t have mtv!! so you can’t talk about making the band 4! i made the mistake of watching it on my last jetblue flight and it just made me mad. i want mtv!! but i don’t want to pay for it.

  • Arianna

    “BET thinks entertainment is Music Videos and Ignorance”: Shame…so well put E. And why was Roboho’s performance the highlight of the night? That cant be good.

    “Ass to waist ratio…that’s what makes you bangin”: Sssshhhit, I guess Im a banger 🙂

    “I ask a lot of questions… I don’t do much with the answers…I’m just nosy”: So am I, but you never seem to answer whenever I ask you a question….u messed up!

    “Why is white rice bad for you? It’s so tasty”: It really is alot of sugar. I know…its so hard to switch to brown rice (because its so nasty), I try to minimize portions.

  • http://drawn2words.blogspot.com shai

    How come there can be truth in humor. LOL. I knew you would post about the blog. SMH.

  • http://www.mystery2you.blogspot.com MysTery

    Lol, I like the randomness of some of your blogs. Yeah.

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