This was not n easy list to compile, I did a mish-mash of rankings, I took into account:
And how well they held up
… mixed all of that together and came up with what I came up with lol … it’s good that I don’t necessarily agree with my results either, it should lead to some good debate.
Some women were sexy but had no shape at all, some women were losers, you DID get points for being just eye candy … we’d rather that than you try to wrestle and just suck at it.
I only used the major promotions: WWF, WCW, WWE, ECW, and TNA
Some of the women I had to go into my younger self to appreciate what they WERE when comparing them to the genetically, gamma-rayed sex mutants of the last 10 years … so there was some curving on the scale kinda
There ARE some snubs … yell at me in the comments or the Messsageboard
blah blah blah … The List
Former WCW Backstage interviewer and WCW Bikini Contest winner, many may not remember her “Contributions” but I do
50. Ryan Shamrock
Former member of PMS, The receiver of Val Venis’ desire and Billy Gunn’s … ass, also famous for being sacrificed by Taker and left in the Boiler room
49. Major Gunns
Member of both Misfits in action, Team Canada … Major Guns never won the belt but she had big things going for her
The Queen of Extreme she was ECW for a long time … great feuds and she perfected the HoochieCarana people!
47. Traci Brooks
Former member of the stable “Bitchslap” Traci basically helped start the Knockouts in TNA … yet never won the title
46. Velvet Sky / Talia Doll
Two Time TNA Knockout Champ, TNA Knockout Tag Team Champ and most famously 1/2 of The Beautiful People
45. Angelina Love
Five Time TNA Knockout Champion, TNA Knockout Champion, the leader of The Beautiful people and some of the best abs in the biz
The Manager of Doom, Macho Man, Brian Pillman, Kerry Vo Erich, Valet of the Four Horsemen, Managed Taz in ECW, She was around all the greats in the biz, had some mean arms too.
First bounced from Tough Enough but she’s good enough to rock alongside Naomi with as a Funkadactyl
42. Amy Weber
Former JBL image consultant and member of the stable The Cabinet … wasn’t around long but while she was she looked great
The Manager of Mercury and Nitro! Melina won the Divas Championship twice and the Women’s Title 3 Times … and had the best ring entrance ever
40. Beth Phoenix / Firebird
Three times Women’s Champ, Divas Champ, Slammy Winner, former Diva of Doom I always had a thing for Beth, I think she’s hot
NXT contestant, WWE Divas champ, and probably the best legs on the roster
38. Maria Kanellis
Diva Search contestant, Backstage interviewer and Playboy Cover girl … we will overlook the Santino stuff
37. Gail Kim / La Felina
TNA Knockouts Tag Champ, TNA Knockouts Champion twice, and WWE Women’s Champ … managed AMW in TNA and is pretty damn hot
36. Debra McMichael
Won the WWE Women’s title once, managed everyone from Stone Cold to Alex Wright … she had the greatest legs in the business for a while
35. Terri Runnels / Marlena / Alexandra York
Still not sure how Goldust managed this one, from the York foundation to The Pretty Mean Sisters “Marlena” has been a wrestling mainstay
Original Crazy from screaming on Nitro with David Flair and Crowbar to playing Sarah Palin on impact Daffney has done it all even was the WCW Cruiserweight Champ!
33. Alicia Fox
Former Wedding Planner to the stars (and Former pizza delivery girl) Alicia Fox has won the WWE Women’s title and managed the likes of Zach Ryder and Elijah Burke
ECW Assistant GM … very sexy 1/2 of the Blondetourage (Kelly Kelly) now a Ref for TNA … also has GREAT pictures on the net
NXT contestant (AJ Won) has a promising future behind her lol
30. Miss Tessmacher
Extreme Expose member, Knockouts Law, former TNA Knockouts winner and the best backside in the company When Eric brought out Miss Tessmacher everyone stood at attention
29. Michelle McCool
McCool has the sexiest waist …anyway Michelle hit the scene and was the first woman to hold the Divas AND Women’s championship at the same time
(Won both twice)
Everyone remembers Esse Rios! The Former Miss Congeniality (ECW) caught on with the Hardy’s and eventually won the championship 4 times
27. Mickie James / Alexis Laree
Shoutouts to Ravens “The Gathering” Trish Stratus’ Crazy Fan made a ton of noise in WWE Winning the Divas Championship, The Women’s Championship 5 Times and the TNA Knockouts title twice
26. Victoria / Tara
Former Godfather Ho (Probably due to that thickness), Managed multiple wrestlers and won the WWE Women’s Championship twice and the TNA Knockouts title 5 Times
25. Missy Hyatt
Former WWF and ECW star and Manager of Sting, The Sandman and The Steiner Brothers Plus, You have to remember Missy’s Manor! No?
So that’s the first half of the list
Who’s Too High or Too Low?
Anyone you KNOW better NOT be in the Top 25?