I’m eclectik relax and I’m here to blog
Thoughts like mine could never be stopped

See my random thoughts and you know they fresh
Party rockers, non-stoppers, and my name is def

See the e is for eclectik, C is for can
The Lectik is just the rest but it is def

If I had my top 10 I’d run a train
Givin out multiples is the name of the game

Now here’s a little somethin bout nosy people
My Blog is not hard it’s plain and simple

Baby D

Clecti-sonic!

Hey…

Where you guys was?

Guess what’s been going on? …nuffin.

Why not some random thoughts….yes?

What’s more gooder for you? Tea or Water?

My new readers are the shit son!
…I got a new crush.

Anyone ever had a Luther Burger? It’s a Bacon Cheeseburger served on a Krispy Kreme Doughnut bun
…named after Luther Vandross

I don’t just talk about stuff…but when people want to know and ask I get my talk on

I haven’t had a Kit-Kat all year

Obama got the Kennedy’s!?! Wow…Hillz is pissed
Bill low key don’t want her to win…he’s fukin her whole ish up lol
…here’s the Thing Hills should win and become president. Why? Because this is the ONLY time a woman will have a legit shot.
Obama would run again…win again
We might as well see what a woman can do now…cuz once Hills run is up? Who can do it? No other woman will even have the name recognition…maybe Condi but that perm aint runnin

Honestly? Areolas…
You know? The way breasts hang…the way the come out the top…the way a woman cups them
How the nipple becomes erect…wait what was I saying?

Oh yeah…Obama; ummm…Kennedys YAY

Payday bars are yummy

Seriously. Big Gulp is the most stylish woman in Hollywood…her stylist is something serious
She may take my personal crown from Amerie just off the new/different Hairstyles.
…with that big ass The Great Gazoo dome

Is it okay for a man to wear a clear coat on his nails?

Never had/encountered a woman that needed or wanted KY or to be lubed up
…don’t think I want to either; dry asses.

This is why Big Doe Rehab is the best CD I’ve purchased in years…after 2 weeks worth of straight play…it’s still in the deck and I listen to it all the way through to this day.

The Gauntlet III: Veterans V. Rookies

My BABY! Coral is Bizzack!

I want Janelle and Angela in my bed too though

You should see my skin today…It’s all cocoa’d up …come touch it.

You know how people resemble le celebrities? Why couldn’t I resemble someone that’s well known or that all the women think ‘can get it’
PMD? Dang….

I’m a deep thinker…what I think about just aint deep
You can get the digitus medius
I wouldn’t mind some Burger King…wouldn’t crank dat though

Here’s the new thing: I’ve come to find that for whatever stupid reason I cared when people didn’t care for me
…let me clarify: It would be women that I did not want…did not find attractive…would never want to be with but for whatever reason they didn’t like me…and I cared!?
What is it about people that want to be liked even when we don’t like or care about the person?
…anyway; once I realized it I fixed it…now I don’t like them just like I don’t like the rest of the population.

Why does Environment have a ‘n’ in it?

So here’s the question…
I usually do what? A Monday post and a Tuesday Post…sometimes a Thursday post…Are we good with that?
OR what about shorter posts on more days?

I wish I lived in a place with a cool name like in New York “Hells Kitchen”

Ewwwww Sour Cream.

You know what’s weird? I don’t drink/don’t like Beer…but it’s kinda cool when a woman drinks it.

Making the band is back!
What’s better!?!

D. Muhfukn Woods!!!!

What lames though! Gonna be in the Limo and do nothing? Say nothing? make no moves…and the white chicks in the band are NOT “hot” white chicks” they look like mall ho’s
I cannot Imagine Donny doing any big things his look is straight 90’s
…according to women, there’s maybe 1.5 hot guys in the new group…I dunno.

eclectik motivating thoughts are creating
And everybody knows that my Blog is devastating
You know I love girls so you better get stirl
‘Cause my Random thoughts posts be rockin’ your world

Clecti-sonic