You have never seen my face before…you don’t know me, ooooh No
You will never see my face AGAIN…you don’t know me, oooh No
Seems like the Monday joints get played (not read as much) The Tuesday posts get more love….hmmm….
Hey booger eaters…what do they taste like?
I useta think that the hands down prettiest woman out there (Just pretty…not talented) was Christina Millian; Lauren London might be it now.
Who uses Hunts Ketchup? Better get that Heinz son dunny!
Okay here’s my latest dream…I dunno if this beats the Marques Houston/Crab meat one but…
So I was across the street from where I grew up when I was little; over these girls house…but the girls weren’t there…anyway
I was being held against my will by Regina King and she came in and said that the only way I can get out is if I ate either
A Triple Cheeseburger with all the trimmins or a Hamster sandwich with black olives
(Why they always have to be about food?)
…anyway she was coming towards me with two slices of bread and a hamster…and the hamster had little black olives on him…then I woke up
And if you try, I’ma make you wait to learn the reason I’m the 808…
Green and Brown are too colors where just about every shade is bangin
Yonce fans are like an occult…don’t talk bad bout they Yonce…but you MUST admit that THIS is funny
You know what else? Jordin sparks is pretty f’n hot.
I have the Top Chef Holiday Special on Tivo
Remember when at school if you had on your favorite outfit you’d keep getting up to go to the pencil sharpener and to throw stuff away?
…I be walkin all slow like yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaah lemme go on ahead and sharpen this
Do you walk lookin down when you get a hot pair of shoes…like willing people to check them out…I do
Since I don’t have a book, I’ma have a blog signing…print out your favorite blog and I’ll sign em lol
I’ll be set up in the for expected mothers parking spaces for Barnes and Nobel
How sexy are the Mary Janes???
I’m a GREAT gift giver but Eff all that, cuz I don’t get the same type stuff back; I aint givin nothing but cards in the 08
Kenyans be runnin they asses off!
You notice there’s never fog in the afternoon?
Lets have some dranks
Want a
That
Me? I want a
Why the fuk cant companies have direct numbers?
They have enough workers…damn automated services…you can’t even hit 0 off top no more…and how many damn times do I have to enter my phone number?
And when I finally get to someone I gotta tell them my number again and address..You know who the fuk I am…it’s e!
Why don’t more people use the word “Unbeknownst”?
I love me some women
So I had the Strawberry Milkshake Whoppers….meh
Why is it always “Sick as a dog”? Why can’t it be sick as a gerbil? do Gerbils get sick? Gotta give them asprin crumbs?
Gain-ing mo.ment.tum gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaainnnnnnnng!
