I think I think: ewebig

October 15, 2007

Could I have a better/more appropiate Picture of this rotation?!?

Weekend Report: Meh It had its good parts and its bad parts (Bengals)
BUT…

Guess who the #1 NCAA Football Team in the country is?????

I DARE you to find a wack song on the rotation…and if you found one; you shouldn’t be listenin…this aint for you! lol

Usually once I don’t like you, I’ll never like you again or ever

I don’t know the difference between a Tangerine and a Nectarine…cept it’s mad ‘reen’

Ima eat me some turkey bacon later….yeahhhhhh Turk son!

Why are Black preachers the only ones that get made fun of?
Okay I quit after this one; but Ashanti….The Thighs, skin and Legs are A+

What should I do next? Dime Lines, Hate the Truth, I can’t stand…what?

I’ve successfully brought back the old school put down preface “You Big” it’s HIL-LARRY-US! …watch:
Let’s say someone is eating a sandwich…
“You Big Sandwich eatin, lettuce, bread, and some kinda meat havin…”
That tickles me lol

I remember when we were little and found out there was a flower named Pussy Willow that was the BEST!

I only get lonely in hour increments…I like being alone

Seriously…Is there anyway you’re NOT doing the Wop right now?

Of course I heard the Superhead on Jamie Foxx, it was Hil-LARRY-us…they got kicked off the beach that show
She is a beast! People get her all wrong though
Behind the scenes Jamie asked her to go after them and told her they were going to go after her…it was good radio
She’s just like a guy

Okay, see? Now I want a brownie…I know what I said…so? Kiss it!

So should I go see the Tyler Perry Movie? How was it?

What’s with the wearing of the cross? Why not celebrate the life instead of the death
Wasn’t that capital punishment back then?
…isn’t it like rockin a gold noose or electric chair on your necklace?

Why did they call em “switches” and why did WE have to get them off the tree? And why do 60% of yall have NO idea what I’m talking about?

Kenya Moore…boy oh boy…get her on my TV

GH:
So where was Luke and where is Laura?
Someone tell me the story behind the nurse who is in a coma or whatever
What’s Jerry Jax’s deal?
And what’s up with my Girlfriend and the inmate guy? What’s that story?

Can you tell, I LOVE women?

…it’s about time for a new Top 10 I think

No really, in person im REALLY just like this….only difference is I have a face and stuff.

America’s MOST smartest model is WOW

I need a break.

Guess what I had? Some fried fish…and it was Dee to the Lish!

How did E-40 ever get a record deal?

We had the Fantasy Basketball draft and…I’m gonna win it all; my team is a BEAST!

You know how women don’t want to date a guy shorter than them?
…I don’t wanna date a woman that has more stomach than me.

Captain Planet puahahahaha

YOU Big Blog reading, might be commentin, rotation listening…

Yes Yes Yall Yes Yes Yall eclectik relaxation is the best yall
and I’ll tell you why cuz I’m fresh yall From the North the south east to west yall!

  • http://www.thek-spot.blogspot.com/ Keli

    Even I have to admit this rotation is hot!

    I’m not even trying to get supahead…right or wrong.

    The crucifix symoboizes the sacrafice Christ made.

    I don’t think I ever had to go get a swtich…but I was threatened with the possiblity.

    We had the Fantasy Basketball draft and…I’m gonna win it all…
    You gotta get pass me first!

    Hmmm, I can’t believe this is all I had to say today.

    Have a good one.

  • Ms V

    Love your blog. Can really relate (although it shows my age). Luuuuvvvv the rotation, think you should do “I cant stand” next

  • http://minusthebars.blogspot.com don

    First off, I am a Now&Laters junkie.

    Second, the pics of Ashanti and Kenya Moore are on fire. Especially Kenya Moore. Bad broad. If Sanaa is the pure definition of sexy, then Kenya is the pure definition of foxy. Look at them baby bottle nipples! I have to post this picture tomorrow. Sorry E, but I have to!

    lol @ the E-40 comment.

  • http://www.skoolboisplayground.blogspot.com skoolboi_krush

    Ashanti is really growing on me too. I couldn’t stand her at first.

    You big ole hilarious blog written…great rotation having…O State fan.

    I think I’m going to call for a fish fry this weekend at my homeboy’s crib.

  • http://uniformkayos.blogspot.com Kayos

    I found a wack song…Shate – Roxanne’s Revenge. I couldn’t stand her. Other than her music the rotation in on.

    Okay so OSU is #1. Big deal. Ya’ll was #1 all year long and lost when it counted. Sorry, you know I gotta hate a little. I still luv you. : D DOes that mean you aren’t gonna like me anymore?!?

    I was sleepin on the Turkey bacon. It’s actaully not bad.

    I don’t know how E-40 got a record deal because I only know of one song that I really liked. Sprinkle Me!

    Yes, I see you love you some women.

    Like the little rhyme you ended with.

    I love that rotation though. The SLick Rick is taking me back. Not to mention Dana Dane! Do you listen to him on Backspin?!

  • http://www.myspace.com/dilly Siaka

    So where was Luke and where is Laura?
    Someone tell me the story behind the nurse who is in a coma or whatever
    What’s Jerry Jax’s deal?
    And what’s up with my Girlfriend and the inmate guy? What’s that story?

    -laura is in a vegatative state and she had her son nikolas take power of attorney. back in the summer, power of attorney was handed to scott, (who is lukes sworn enemy) so luke stole laura away and im not sure if she is back. but if she is then she is in the mental facility.
    -the nurse in a coma we found out was a hired nurse mercenary who was piad by an evil medical company to sabotage general hospital, make them get sued and take over them and privatize them.
    -jerry jax is kind of a hired gun. he goes to the highest bidder and was played by someone else initially. however the new person is explained as him having total body plastic surgery. he is kind of a nut and only has allegiances to his brother. everything he does is essentially done with his own best interest in mind. he makes a lot of enemies, but also uses every advantage he can to make sure he stays alive.
    -your gf used to counsel the guy locked up. he is a vet from iraq and many believe he is suffering from post war syndrome (im sure thats not the proper term). the vet killed her dad by taking him off life support when she couldnt get herself to do it, and she is glad he took the burdern off her. but now he faces murder charges

  • http://rufeelingme.blogspot.com/ Lisa

    My vote for is for another dime lines

    Jamie and Super head were truly entertaining especially when she asked Jamie if his booty was loose lmao

    Hey E you either love Brownies or hate them there is no in between Mr ; )

    Tyler’s movie was just okay nothing to brag on but it wasn’t horrible I can honestly say.

    E-40 was innovative with his style of rap even though I honestly didn’t no what the hell he was saying half the time.

    You big fly blog posting ,better be reading comments,hot rotation picking …….

  • http://eclectik-relaxation.com/ eclectik

    Thanx for the GH help…still gettin into it lovin it so far

    LOVE the ‘you big’ comments

    What old school dance have you done to the rotation so far?

    Let me get a fish fry invite

    I dunno what spell ashanti got over me

    Those Kenya Nipples are OUTSTANDING

    I didn’t get a brownie no way so kiss it.

  • Arianna

    “I don’t know the difference between a Tangerine and a Nectarine…cept it’s mad ‘reen’”: Tangerine is a small orange, nectarine is a fuzzless peach.

    “What should I do next? Dime Lines, Hate the Truth, I can’t stand…what?”: “Random Thoughts” or “I think I think”…

    “Of course I heard the Superhead on Jamie Foxx,”: Theres no misconception…the bitch is fkn nasty…the Wendy Williams interview was insane.

    “Kenya Moore…boy oh boy…get her on my TV”: I always found her very tranny lookin…

    “Why did they call em “switches” and why did WE have to get them off the tree? And why do 60% of yall have NO idea what I’m talking about?”: Lol…I bet u got hella switches in your day…

    “Guess what I had? Some fried fish…and it was Dee to the Lish!”: Mmmmmm…U made it?

    “Can you tell, I LOVE women?”: Only the ones that can make it in your top 10…

    “How did E-40 ever get a record deal?”: How bad do I wanna smack those lil ass glasses off his gigantic face…

    “Captain Planet puahahahaha”: Lol…I used to watch that…shame…dont lie, u did too.

  • curvydva

    Seriously…Is there anyway you’re NOT doing the Wop right now?
    -I am so woppin right now.

    What’s with the wearing of the cross? Why not celebrate the life instead of the death
    Wasn’t that capital punishment back then?
    …isn’t it like rockin a gold noose or electric chair on your necklace?
    -WOW. Just WOW.

    Why did they call em “switches” and why did WE have to get them off the tree? And why do 60% of yall have NO idea what I’m talking about?
    -Maybe because when you got hit with one, youd arch your back and try to cover your but with your hands and SWITCH while trying to get away lol!! You asked and I tried lol.

    I need a break.
    -You and me both.

    You know how women don’t want to date a guy shorter than them?
    …I don’t wanna date a woman that has more stomach than me.
    -That’s pretty funny lol. But at least a woman can lose her stomach. Short dudes can’t grow…

  • http://www.thegoddess.blog-city.com The Goddess

    Yeah, the rotation is SLAMMING! I’m over here getting my groove on something serious. Those were the great old school HITS!

    Did Fred Sanford start the preface “you big” with his you big dummy? I don’t know, I feel like that was the first time I heard it. Lamont WAS a dummy though!

    Seeing Ashanti has me wanting to go and hit the Gym something serious! How is she looking super thick one day and super skinny the next. UGH!

  • Creem

    I was thinkn about making sum fried fish last week. hmm maybe this weekend, with sum homemade fries. lol

    i dont get the big nipple thing, E school me on this. Kenya moore is pretty and her complexion is wonderful. my bfs other woman (he gets a celebrity pass)

    Ashanti is looking nice in that pic but she still irritates me.

    How bad do I wanna smack those lil ass glasses off his gigantic face…LMAO!!!!!

    how did janet get a record deal and an acting deal? yuck! she makes me NOT want to see the tyler perry flick.

    Rotation is dope.

    i cude use a nice warm brownie right about now.

  • MsSepia

    Thinking of the movie SERIAL MOM and when she made crank calls to her neighbor and screamed “PUSSY WILLOW” still makes me laugh…LOL

    I was thinking of making some brownies last night …I Might have to do it now …got my mouth watering at work DAMN U!

  • http://www.mystery2you.blogspot.com MysTery

    Yes, watch the movie!! It is fuuuuuny!

    And yes I remember those switches….some people still use them.

    Will I?? Iono man hmm….

  • beautifulgyrlj

    Usually once I don’t like you, I’ll never like you again or ever
    -Im mean to ppl I don’t like anymore. My shit list is sad. I feel for #1 on my list.

    Why did they call em “switches” and why did WE have to get them off the tree? And why do 60% of yall have NO idea what I’m talking about?
    -O I know what u talkin bout. Never got beat with one though. I usually got the belt lol… And I always got beat for my smart ass mouth.

    How did E-40 ever get a record deal?
    -Sugar Sugar… Sprinkle Me Baby. Sprinkle Me Baby LoL

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