Do I blog for you?
Do I Post for you?
Am I eclectik cuz I do the two?
Can you read and comment right now please?
Hey Readers, glad to meet cha
It’s my Random thoughts and craziness here I feature
Hey, Bloggin for you is a top Priority
If you can make sense from this you’re the minority
Chairman of the Board, Chiefe of Affections
I got thoughts that go in all directions
Hey, this is an eclectik blog you know?
That’s the intro song, now lets get this shit on
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NEW CLAUDIA JORDAN SHOW TRACK 3 (The Jump off Show)
NEW JAMIE FOXX Tracks (10 and 20)
Salutations!
The Weekend….meh
Friday Rocked
Saturday Sucked
Sunday was worse than Saturday
Some good NCAA games though…best tourney I’ve seen in years.
NEXT weekend is gon be alls about me…I’m hittin the mall…hittin the movies…and I’m gettin twisty.
Baby lotion doesn’t really moisturize adults…not long terms anyway.
Asparagus.
You know who can get SO much from me? Allyson Felix…look at that stomach
STRONGER!
Pretty Black women in Germany…who knew?
Like if me and the woman are out doing stuff…walkin…shoppin or whatever…I dont wanna eat then
…it’s been all out sweatin and …not breathin and stuff…ewwwwww
On BET…
Iron Ring started off pretty good…might be a winner; it HAS to be longer than a 1/2 hour though
Black Celeb Poker…I mean Eva and Melyssa Ford is in it…seems entertaining; we’ll see.
Know what I want? Some of those Grandmommy house Strawberry Candies
College Hill Atlanta WOW
…oh and Shouts out to Buckhead
Listen…you know me; and I LOVE me some D. Woods I mean look at those arms, legs, and stomach
(Hands down one of my fav pictures ever)
But DAMNIT man since last night I cannot get “DAMAGED” out my damn head!
Faygo > Fanta
Alls I’m sayin is my whole apartment must be the Champagne room then
People that don’t want to be around…I don’t want around…even if I want them around…I’ll just have to sacrifice.
Seriously? The “Joy and Pain” Part of last weeks blog was Hil-Larry-us…and only one person got it…shame.
Guess who signed up for the board? Claudia Jordan…you know she’s not gonna be on there that much; still cool though.
Mannnn…All that plus funny? Yep! (Track 3 By the way)
My phone is REALLY pissin me off; I’ma go to the Sprint website see if there’s anything hotter.
So frustrated…I get my hopes up then…Kablooey
You know what’s ewwwwww? Rheum.
Guess what I got? A lot of sneakers
I So want these for the Spring/Summer
Okay damnit listen up. The Restroom is the room at work and restaurants etc; the Bathroom is the one at your place.
Wendy’s aint got no Bathtub
It has nothing to do with the ‘commitment’ aspect of it…it just seems that once a normal healthy relationship gets titles and stuff the relationship goes downhill
(Unless you “like” them <–see? I plugged my last post…eh? Anything? Fine…moving along)
A Guy at Coldstone complimented my Cologne…I … Guess…That's…Good?
Who's eating Rutabaga?
You know who's kinda cute? me.
Okay remember when I was all I want to have sex with an Asian woman? K…scratch that…
I want a Blasian woman Mmmmmm Blas
Denyce Lawton!
You know what was Kinda Dope but Kinda Homo? Peter and the Wolf
…it was fresh…for back then and that age.
I’d sex on the first date…
My bad Rheum is what most people refer to as “Sleep” The stuff that be all up in yo eyes when you wake up
So like when people die…you know get burried…funeral and stuff
So they dress the dead person FULLY? Like with undies…do they NEED underwear?
What about shoes? What’s the purpose?
Damn all un comfy women in Heels all dead LOL
My Ear was itchin.
Describe my type of woman in 7 words or less
You know what I find so hard to believe?
How the HELL Florida and James made THIS
Okay everybody…Put your hands in…
Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack
All dressed in black, black, black
With silver buttons, buttons, buttons
All down her back, back, back
She asked her mother, mother, mother
For 50 cents, cents, cents
To watch the elephants, elephants, elephants
Jump over the fence, fence, fence
They jumped so high, high, high
They touched the sky, sky, sky
They never came down, down, down
Until the fourth of July, ly, ly, ly, ly, ly