Not a bad weekend…pretty damn relaxing
I’ma tell you when the world went to shit….want me to tell you?
K, I’ma tell you
It’s when someone other than Big Bird could see and talk to Mr. Snuffleupagus
I cannot stand Sandra on Top Model…unattractive and extra
Amnit’s skin is amazing
I Like Fo I think she is my show girlfriend
Ladies, what if you were diggin a guy and you went back to his place (fully expecting to have sex) and he has a Twin bed
…does he get it?
Ooooooh WEE My new Top 10 comes out this week I honestly don’t think anyone will ever be able to take down my #1
She might stay there even if she gets a wack boyfriend or gets married
Alls I’m sayin is…WOW
WOW
You know me…I’m a leg man…and
WOW
Just you wait.
I am Soooo sleepy
Well NEW Claudia Jordan and Jamie Foxx shows…we’ll see if we like this Shelly Rio and if she can be the newset edition.
The Topic: He’s just not that into you
Talk to to corporate
Approve memos
Lead a workshop
Remember birthdays
Direct workflow
My own bathroom
Micromanage
Promote Synergy
Hit on Debra
Get rejected
…you just never know with my rotation do you?
So Sharon is a black-out thief on Y&R now?
And Nick just goes right back in there and smashes?
You go to rescue Kay but she’s the one you leave behind with the bomb? ugh
Why is sex called “bangin”? What is gettin banged?
Shopping has to happen soon
The worst? I’ll tell you the dang worst…
Sleep…then realize you have to use it…but it’s like 45 minutes till when you have to get up so you try to hold it
But then you can’t so you walk to the bathroom with your eyes closed trying to fake like you’re still sleep
You aint foolin…I bet that walk and pee looks funny though
Who eats cauliflower?…if you eat it then yo toes stank, so there
You MUST watch the “I’m on a boat” video
What’s the name of that dance when your knees go in and out?
So it was all snowtown USA last week, now I’m all warm…damnit
Movie: Death at a Funeral…who? Chris Rock, Martin, Tracy Morgan = Hilarity.
After watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall I realized I’ve been sleeping on Mila Kunis she is outstanding…her eyes are WOW
Why Turkey bacon get all dry and brittle? You cannot cook the perfect slice…it’s either gon be crispy and stuff or sog loose style
…I still eat it though
Will someone mail me some Banana nut Cheerios? I can’t find any
You ready? Cool…
Got me some more Body shop…now my skin is like Gleeeem!
I remember if you made $50,000 a year you were BALLIN!! now? Well maybe down sowf…way down you can get by other than that
shidddddddddddd
Amber Rose is the hotness even if she looks like Brett the Hitman Hart
I’m ona boat muafukka!
“I got my swim trunks and my flippie-floppies
I’m flipping burgers, you at Kinko’s
Straight flipping copies”
What do yall know about Timmy, Tessie, Thomas, and Tina?????
Hey any of my readers smoke Cigarettes?
American Idol? Alls I know is Lil rounds got some THANGS and that backside is OUTSTANDING
LOL@ Natalie Portman…but she looks so innocent LOL
Demand a refund
Eat a bagel
Harrassment lawsuit
No promotion
Fifth of vodka
Shit on Debra’s desk
Buy a gun
In my mouth