I think I think: Like a Boss

March 9, 2009

Not a bad weekend…pretty damn relaxing

I’ma tell you when the world went to shit….want me to tell you?
K, I’ma tell you

It’s when someone other than Big Bird could see and talk to Mr. Snuffleupagus

I cannot stand Sandra on Top Model…unattractive and extra
Amnit’s skin is amazing
I Like Fo I think she is my show girlfriend

Ladies, what if you were diggin a guy and you went back to his place (fully expecting to have sex) and he has a Twin bed
…does he get it?

Ooooooh WEE My new Top 10 comes out this week I honestly don’t think anyone will ever be able to take down my #1
She might stay there even if she gets a wack boyfriend or gets married
Alls I’m sayin is…WOW

WOW

You know me…I’m a leg man…and

WOW

Just you wait.

I am Soooo sleepy

Well NEW Claudia Jordan and Jamie Foxx shows…we’ll see if we like this Shelly Rio and if she can be the newset edition.
The Topic: He’s just not that into you

Talk to to corporate
Approve memos
Lead a workshop
Remember birthdays
Direct workflow
My own bathroom
Micromanage
Promote Synergy
Hit on Debra
Get rejected

…you just never know with my rotation do you?

So Sharon is a black-out thief on Y&R now?
And Nick just goes right back in there and smashes?
You go to rescue Kay but she’s the one you leave behind with the bomb? ugh

Why is sex called “bangin”? What is gettin banged?

Shopping has to happen soon

The worst? I’ll tell you the dang worst…
Sleep…then realize you have to use it…but it’s like 45 minutes till when you have to get up so you try to hold it
But then you can’t so you walk to the bathroom with your eyes closed trying to fake like you’re still sleep
You aint foolin…I bet that walk and pee looks funny though

Who eats cauliflower?…if you eat it then yo toes stank, so there

You MUST watch the “I’m on a boat” video

What’s the name of that dance when your knees go in and out?

So it was all snowtown USA last week, now I’m all warm…damnit

Movie: Death at a Funeral…who? Chris Rock, Martin, Tracy Morgan = Hilarity.
After watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall I realized I’ve been sleeping on Mila Kunis she is outstanding…her eyes are WOW

Why Turkey bacon get all dry and brittle? You cannot cook the perfect slice…it’s either gon be crispy and stuff or sog loose style
…I still eat it though

Will someone mail me some Banana nut Cheerios? I can’t find any

You ready? Cool…

Got me some more Body shop…now my skin is like Gleeeem!

I remember if you made $50,000 a year you were BALLIN!! now? Well maybe down sowf…way down you can get by other than that
shidddddddddddd

Amber Rose is the hotness even if she looks like Brett the Hitman Hart

I’m ona boat muafukka!

“I got my swim trunks and my flippie-floppies
I’m flipping burgers, you at Kinko’s
Straight flipping copies”

What do yall know about Timmy, Tessie, Thomas, and Tina?????

Hey any of my readers smoke Cigarettes?

American Idol? Alls I know is Lil rounds got some THANGS and that backside is OUTSTANDING

LOL@ Natalie Portman…but she looks so innocent LOL

Demand a refund
Eat a bagel
Harrassment lawsuit
No promotion
Fifth of vodka
Shit on Debra’s desk
Buy a gun
In my mouth

  • Miss B

    This rotation is friggin HILARIOUS!!!!

    fav part of this post…
    “I got my swim trunks and my flippie-floppies
    I’m flipping burgers, you at Kinko’s
    Straight flipping copies”
    As soon as that part came on I was reading it!!! HI-FUGGIN-LARIOUS!!!

    Adam Sandberg is a nut!!!

    Who is this new #1?? Can’t wait for that…

    I eat cauliflower and my toes don’t EVEN stank!!!

    Ummmm I don’t know…probably not, why would a grown man have his own place but a twin bed. I’d probably be turned off.

  • msdailey

    Ladies, what if you were diggin a guy and you went back to his place (fully expecting to have sex) and he has a Twin bed
    …does he get it? – Sure why not, how much space do we really, really need?? lol

    I have the Banana Nut Cheerios, ok they are, but you dont get the same sweetness from the Honey Nut Cheerios, and no way near as good as Frosted Cheerios…if you are by a Safeway, try there! If you want to save some bucks, go online to the Cheerios site to get a .50 coupon.

    The Butterfly??

  • http://the12planet.blogspot.com/ 12kyle

    e…why didn’t you tell me that Claudia was on Celebrity Apprentice? I found her last night and I had to dvr it. She’s raw

    Mannnnnnnnnnnn, don’t tell me that you watch Y&R??! LOL. I’m not clownin. I used to really be into it when I was in college. Wifey watches it every night when she gets home from work. I can’t get into it like I did before. I see that Victor is still alive. That dude has BANGED every chick in the city. LOL

    Not sure why it’s banging, beating, or boning. Sounds good to me, tho.

    Last Sunday we had 4 inches of snow it Atlanta. Tomorrow the high will be almost 80. Go figure…

    Cigarettes suck

    still laughing at a grown man with twin beds

    RIP…Christopher Wallace aka Notorious B.I.G aka Biggie Smalls aka Frank White aka The King Of New York

  • lovnlife

    The rotation is stupid funny. That made my day. LOL
    I might watch ANTM, haven’t decided yet.

    Twin bed means immediate dismissal.

    Is that your to-do list?

    I need starting salary to be at least $90,000.
    Is that naive?

    I hate when you have to go right before it’s time to get up.

    BNC are delish. Publix sells Banana Nut Cheerios and it’s Buy One Get One Free this week. Yep!

    Lil Rounds can sang! I think I want her to win. Her or the widower. I dunno…this could change.

  • thic flair

    Bangin=the headboard…the headboard it bangin

    and no smokin here!

  • http://www.verbalrenaissance.blogspot.com/ S.Cooper

    Just stopping by…love your blog… 🙂

    I don’t like Sandra either…gets on my nerve with her petty ass…

    Twin bed? He gets nada…this ain’t freshman year in the dorm…LOL!

  • http://www.yawehrobin.blogspot.com robyn

    so wat if i have a twin bed then wat?
    second i know why sex is called bangin,i finally got it.

  • http://rawdawgb.blogspot.com rawdawgbuffalo

    long live us leg men

  • http://allocationofsolitude.blogspot.com Charles

    I have some banana nut cheerios…its in a sample sized box tho.
    A twin bed isn’t enough for one person, let alone 2…(or 3+ depending on how you roll…)
    You ALWAYS use the bathroom before you go to bed so you don’t run into those kind of problems.
    I think its called bangin because people got lazy and just used the adjective that describes it to name it…you gotta admit though, it is ‘bangin” tho…

  • http://www.quiqueyasworld.blogspot.com QQ

    *dead* at the fool having a twin bed!

    I Love stupid ass Andy Samberg with his stupid ass song “fuck Land”

  • Ariel

    So, I think you must be doing the same things as I have the past few days because I have been bumping incredibad, especially Like a Boss, and I just watched forgetting Sara Marshall this weekend. I love that movie and Mila, and I’m planning on running away to Hawaii.

  • http://www.dryscalptreatment.info Dry Scalp Treatment

    you can have twin beds at your home specially if you always spend your night with a special someone -~”

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