“Many people tell me this style is terrific
It is kinda different but let’s gets specific”

I dont know how it happens but…Seems like 90% of the women from Texas has thickum thighs and fatty mcfat fat about the bootay
…I think I like that.

Quietly The Hills’ Audrina is pretty damn seck-c even with those billiards bridge teeth

General Hospital needs to get it together and Young and the Restless is getting boring without Victor.

New Claudia Jordan Shows!
Mannn…how can women be THIS fine and THIS Funny?
How are they single?

The Speedy and Jamie foxx shows are funnier lately though.

Why do stretches feel so good…it’s not a full stretch if you don’t point your fingers out

…Yooou make me feel Miiiighty Reeeeal!

You smell like Onions and earwax

I’d rather drink Nestle Quik made with Antelope Breast Milk than sex Jennifer Hudson

Mmmmm Algebra

I’ve never taken a break from blogging…people take breaks shouldn’t I take a break?

Just once can I be taken shopping?

You know who women wanna have sex with?

…and then have him put some 5 course hotness in yall big fat bellies

Did you know it was “Cuck Coo”? Not Coo Coo?

I bet you dont know what time is the time for Ice Cream Castles

Women…spitting? There’s still some that don’t swallow?
Well…then I say let it roll out…over the knuckle or something..On the breasts…dang gettin up is ruinin the mood
You realize how many times I’d have to get up to spit after being down there?
(cuz I be gettin it in)

Would you rock’em?

Baby carrots…

The perfect dobby trouser and The perfect tab-waist trouser from The GAP ladies…they only $65
Hotness…

…go gitcho thighs in some and let me see.

Even if my Granny were greasy…you aint gotta say it; and if she got holes in her pannies…they HERS she can have holes!

AND I got an automatic Ice maker…IN the Freezer M-Frs, NOW WHAT?!

Dope coat

Mannnn I think I want the Blackberry Storm…but then I gotta get stank ass verizon

So what if you’re fat you’re fat…dang

Sometimes I want kids…then I look at today and be like shidddddd
Ole knot head kids and stupid ass society

Okay ladies… F Marry Kill (You know the rules)
Tyrese, Andre 3000, Common

If you were at church and somebody farted, then it would be pew in the pew

Keep’em happy Segment

Women be lyin
…why they be lyin? Men don’t deserve that….Men next to never lie to women 🙂

“So you think that hip-hop had its start out in queensbridge
If you popped that junk up in the bronx you might not live
Cause you’re in…”