I Think I think: My Type of Hype

September 22, 2008

Yeah, ya’ look good. But can ya’ cook good?
Can ya’ read or is your brain like wood?

Do ya’ have sex? Or do ya’ make love?
How do ya’ live? Do ya’ give or do ya’ take love.

Girl, you so fine Could you be mine?
Or do I slack in the back of a w-w-wack line.
Yeah, the food looks right but that…
The Weekend…

Feh.
I coulda did better.

So you mean to tell me I put the Claudia Jordan, Jamie Foxx, Speedy and Sheryl Underwood shows on the rotation and yall don’t listen to them?
…they are classics I’m tellin ya.

This is Tanjareen from Speedy’s Comedy Corner

TONIGHT I gots me some Tee to the Vee goin on

3 Hours (for some reason) oh Heroes!
Gossip Girl
Terminator
Prison Break
Monday Night Football

…awwww to the yeah…and Ima make me a drank

AND Entourage from last night.

OH I’m DONE with America’s Next Top Model for the season…
I need someone to come up with America’s Next KING centerfold or something…Smooth Model
Cali’s next Video Vixen
Cuz, DAMN!

I make some good ass Spaghetti muhfukas!
(See how Pasta Gangsta I just got?)
…you got a little scared didn’t you? Yeah…you dont want …none…of …my Spaghetti?
wait.

Porschla Coleman is Delicious

You know what foreign food I like? Fortune Cookies 🙂
They taste like Sugar cone

Like…they got Scarecrows…what if in the projects you made Scareroaches?
You just like get a couple of tooth picks and some legos or something…paint a face like Grrr!

Project Runway:
Suede made some BULL
Kenley is getting on everyone’s nerves
It’s going to be Korto vs. Leanne in a showdown at Fashion week watch…I don’t care who’s third
…Mmmmm Korto and that BuhDUNK!

Mannn I haven’t been to the theater in a while, somebody take me out on a date I wanna See Eagle Eye!
Come on…I’m cheap and I put out on the first date

You know what? Men never have curtains.

The Ultimate Fighter is back on TV! YAY
…wait…just me?

Still I think some of the sexiest women in America live in California…Southern Cali
…but at the same time I hear the majority of them are superficial and only interested in fame and $$$$

…which if I played in the League, had a six pack and some $$$ I wouldn’t care for a couple of years
(shame)

Ima start to eat Cereal again…maybe.

Why is it that women that wear glasses are seck-c?

No one wants to see Boys…in boy shorts

90210 is still no Gossip Girl, but passable for something to do right now.

Hoopz might have the perfect shape…nothing is too big…nothing too small…all toned.
Nice skin

Okay so…The Devil is bad right? And he/it lives in hell…He/it and God don’t really hang and stuff and don’t fuk with each other
They like Kobe and Shaq…But then when you do dirty God sends you to Hell? No that’s not possible cuz Shaq wouldn’t help out Kobe
Or if it’s just where you go if you don’t accept Jesus…if you accept Jesus then you’re good and can cut up forever?
And if Heaven is up and Hell is down…does that mean that Hell is in the center of the Earth? Because if you keep going you’ll be on the other side of the planet
…wait, so that means Jupiter don’t have Hell…so if we move there we can lie and stuff.

Wait. What?

Jay-Z is making The Blueprint 3
Ugh…Fuk Corey why don’t you just build the shit already and move on.

NO!
Will someone explain Jocelyn Wildenstein to me…I mean Ewwwwwww!!!!!
No seriously EWWWWWWWWW !!!!!

I hate The “Va Jay Jay” Term that sounds so damn stupid.

Why IS Kool-Aid spelled with a “K”?
…and what is it Aiding?

Remember when Bad Boy had Rappers?
Awwww Babs and that other guy and Chopper, and Fred….Dylan…Bring back DaBand!
I spit hot Fiyah Puahahahahahahahaha

Why is it called bustin a nut? What’s so damn nutty about it?

And I don’t want nuthin busted down there, most of all a nut
…sounds painful

It should be called frosting’n…or Volcano’n…how about shootin the gift?

Know what I’m gonna dew? Well I will tell you nosy ass
…I’ma start my blog over on Blogger…this one will stay the same but I’ma repost all my stuff n stuff from the beginning
In order starting…now

All in preparation for my 2009 Fairwell blog-retirement tour lol

http://eclectik-relaxation.blogspot.com/
It’s like the eclectik box set or marathon…catch up on what you missed!

Oh Ladies….Here

The Keep’em Happy Segment

“Assuming there’s room in my life
Undercover
Not the one that’ll hover over me like a bird.
Full Force says…
Word
Uh-uh
I ain’t with that.
Yea girl, ya better kick that.”

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http://www.idontknowitsjustmia.com Mia

I listen to them all!!! They are the best!!!

Ooo that dang Reggie…mmmmmmmmmmmm!

90210 is a pretty good show, I like it. You know what else is good…One Tree Hill…yeah I know ‘corn’ but WHATEVA!!!

That whole God/Devil/heaven/hell thing is so crazy. Like I was scratching my head talking about wha? LOL…you are a nut.

LOL@volcano’n or shootin the gift. Is it really a gift?? lol

SOOOO excited about Heroes!!! Not sure why its 3 hours…but whatev.

yucky fortune cookies
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“All in preparation for my 2009 Fairwell blog-retirement tour lol”

You’re so silly!

“Why is it that women that wear glasses are seck-c?”

Well… we just are 😉
http://www.southsidesistas.blogspot.com introspectivegoddess

Tanjareen looks like she needs to eat more

I want some of your spaghetti!!!

Lmao@ I spit hot fire. I see Dylan got that skin situation fixed. He had craters growing out of his face on the show.

Reggie Bush feh, he aight

If you start back eating cereal try cinnamon toast crunch! Yeah!!!
http://www.deliveringonthepromise.com/rcvmoore ~Ms. Moore~

Volcano’n (lol) that’s a mouthful (pardon the pun), since it erupts like lava and is warm it is more appropriate than saying busting a nut.
All in preparation for my 2009 Fairwell blog-retirement tour lol
well I hate to see you go but I look forward to you coming out of retirement lol
Whoa……….Now that last frame is some serious eye candy!!!!!!!! Reggie almost made me loose control…take you to the matinee of an old film and start something in the top row in the corner in the dark! But alas I am not that easy on the first date….all that God and Satan business keeps me in check. And besides no matter how liberal most folks think they are, they still think that a woman that puts out on the first date is a stank ho (and I don’t mean like what Santa Claus says)
http://thek-spot.blogspot.com/ Keli

I’m done with ANTM forever!

Fortune cookies are not food.

I’m a woman…no curtains…not even a shower curtain.
I know a chick from cali…certified gold digger (not too good at it though)…but I don’t think that’s a fair assumption to make of all…I don’t think it matters who you are…you don’t want some chick that’s after your money.

Don’t be saying Fuk my baby…stop hatin.

Whatchu talking about…Dylan does spit that hot fiyah.

Here you go with the farewell blog retirement…and just like most that retire these days…you will announce that you are coming out of retirement two weeks later.

You could have kept Reggie Bush…he looks slow to me for some reason…like he wore a helmet on more than the football field back in the day.
lovnlife07

Fortune cookies are yummie. I always ask for xtra.

Hoopz physique is the business. So is Megan’s.

What does it say about me that I understood that whole ramble about the Devil, Shaq, Kobe, Jesus, and Jupiter. LOL

I don’t know how to feel about Blueprint 3. Whatever

I like shooting the gift. No to frosting’n.

I thought I already explained to you that you could not retire. *sigh*

Reggie’s okay…just not feeling him as much as I used to, but keep em coming.
mirabelle

Top model has been so incredibly wack that I didn”t even realize that the new “cycle” had started! Tyra is an ego-centric nutcase, I can’t watch anymore. But you will get your wish because a “next top video vixen” show is in production right now! stay tuned.
http://www.dariustwilliams.blogspot.com Darius T. Williams

Tooooo funny. I never did know why they called it bustin’ a nut. You’re right…what’s nutty about it – lol.
http://skinnyblackgirl.wordpress.com Skinny Black Girl

Lol. I like the Full Force song. I was 6 doing the entire dance scene from House Party. Lol.

Gossip Girl is so addictive. Those little white kids are off the hook. I just don’t understand how they always order drinks in restaurants and never get carded. WTF?

ANTM still comes on? I was done after Salisha. The last two seasons have sucked horribly.

Leave Jay alone. His stuff is still better than 95% of the other crap I see on TV and hear on the radio.

LMAO @ “bustin a nut”! That’s just as disturbing as the phrase “beat that p***sy up” and “bang out.” None of that shit sounds pleasurable to me at all.
http://www.lkdiesel.blogspot.com Ticia

Retirement?
Ash

=) What up!? Hey, not all women in Cali are that way, I’m not! And thanks for the Reggie – needed that to get me through the rest of the day…
http://thenewgee.blogspot.com geetwice

if it isn’t love, why do I feel this way…

.. I can see that video CLEARLY in my head!

what retirement?? WTF?? r u kidding me??

lucky charms was my cereal..that and fruit loops (when I was like 5)!!

and yeah I agree with HOOPZ…*sigh* I want her body!!!
http://zechariah0620.blogspot.com zechariah

Why are all of Korto’s designs so flowy? She needs to make something fitted.

You know what? Men never have curtains. This is too fuckin funny. Why don’t we have curtains??? We are sooo content with blinds.

I hate The “Va Jay Jay” Term that sounds so damn stupid. I TOTALLY AGREE!!!!!!!!

WHY DO YOU PLAN TO RETIRE?
http://www.5thtimesthecharm.blogspot.com jackie

Tyra really is doing waaaay too much on ANTM! I don’t who told her to do all that crazy stuff plus they voted off the wrong girl last week.

I’ve never stopped eating cereal. Honey Bunches of Oats with Almonds for me every day!

Suede sure did make garbage on Project Runway last week. He needs to get over himself tho seriously.

Where is Dylan?
http://rawdawgb.blogspot.com rawdawgbuffalo

dk but i know i love bustin nutts (plural)
http://mysTery2you.blogspot.com mysTery

‘I make some good ass Spaghetti muhfukas!
(See how Pasta Gangsta I just got?)
…you got a little scared didn’t you? Yeah…you dont want …none…of …my Spaghetti?
wait.’ RALMBO!!!

‘Like…they got Scarecrows…what if in the projects you made Scareroaches?
You just like get a couple of tooth picks and some legos or something…paint a face like Grrr!’ :-O Eww E!!! LOL!

Nice pic! Yes! Thanks E! lol

Dylan…Dylan…Dylan…Dylan…Dylan lol!
http://www.shesoflyy.blogspot.com muze

oooh i just got some new glasses.. sexi! lol.

“Jay-Z is making The Blueprint 3
Ugh…Fuk Corey why don’t you just build the shit already and move on.”

L.M.A.O. you are a mess.

gossip girl is like my favorite show right now. i’ve been meaning to watch 90210.. but only to see michael from The Wire play a nice guy. lol.

hoops is mean in person.

da band was my joint! their cd was actually pretty hot.

hope all is well hun!