Gr'e'ased Lightning

December 30, 2008

YAY New Years Eve…guess what I’m is gonna do!?!?!

nuffin.

NEW Claudia Jordan show on the Rotation! Topic: The One that got away (Now go listen)
New Jamie Foxx Show too

I got some sunglasses…never wear them…ima start

Guess who is clever? ME!

I’m Strictly Clitly

Alls I know is Ima stay away from these!

Keepin my 3″ to myself 🙁

If I were doing a Kings of Comedy movie I’d have:

Eddie Murphy
Chris Rock
Martin Lawrence
Dave Chappelle

Mannnnn I aint got nowhere to go…aint nobody tryin to see me…plus I aint got no money
I’m bout the brokest blogger you know

You know who is BANGIN!?!?
Raquel Roxanne Diaz

It’s really a rope…the Jumping don’t come with it

You know what’s cool? Acorns…they are Nuts with tiny Kangols on them

Men shouldn’t have long hair right?

See my other thing is I don’t think men should have their ears pierced…I grew up thinking it was for women
Then it was a certain ear, if it was in the other ear you were gay
Now you can do both ears and its fine
The nose
The lip
Men have bigger diamonds in their ears than women…but I just don’t like needles.

All my TV shows is gone…damnit

You know who I really like? Freida Pinto
She is outstanding!

Believe it or not….I rather have a woman perfect from the neck up than perfect from the neck down

I don’t eat liver…who eats liver? Liver eaters

ashleymadison.com is a REAL website…and popular…for real

Make me a drink

Breakfast in bed is for women…I aint tryin to eat in there

I’m just not a fan of T.I. seems like a bad movie, like when you don’t believe the character and can tell they acting

You got a big stanky face

The pieces off the spiral notebooks annoy me

So like…if people still smoking weed, how do you do it? Are blunts still in style? You go back to tops?
Pipes? What?
…are people doing it alone instead of a big circle of slobberin chap lip derelicts?

I’ve ALWAYS wanted Essence Atkins
…and you can tell why

Look at those LEGS

And you know I value a big forehead…hmmm he might be in the new top 10

The Inauguration….thermoses, coolers, backpacks and signs also won’t be allowed along the parade route no chairs or strollers either

Shoot pool, play chess…is that too much to ask for ladies?!? Then come here!

Ewwwwww buffet places take food off the plates and put it back in the buffet…mannnnn

Get it on…get what on…and on what?

Purple french tail lights and thirty inch fins…oh yeah
A Palomino dashboard and duel muffler twins…oh yeah
With new pistons, plugs, and shocks
I can get off my rocks
You know that I ain’t bragging
She’s a real pussy wagon

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http://www.idontknowitsjustmia.com Mia

I’m not doing anything for New Year’s either…I don’t really want to do anything either.

Those condoms are FUNNY!!!

GREASED LIGHTNIN!!! GOOOOOO GREASED LIGHTNIN!!!! Awww now I wanna watch Grease!!! LOL

They don’t put the food back on the buffet!!! DO THEY?!?! Thanks gave me another reason to ban buffets…

Essence Atkins is pretty…whatever that is she has on though…NOT!! LOL

That Kings of Comedy would be HILARIOUS!!!

I eat liver…I haven’t had it in a while though.

LOL@acorns…nuts w/kangols.

Nope I don’t think men should have long hair…AT ALL!!!
Thic Flair.

ALL of them women are outstanding, Rocsi tho….she is the bidness with her sensitive ass. I think Jamie was gonna try and get at her until he found out….Turks and Cacaos. The acorn thing, you a fool man. *looks at locs* welp…guess I am fuckin up.

Those condoms…LOL. Only ladies buying those shits.
http://thek-spot.blogspot.com/ Keli

Condometric…that’s hilarious, and apparently not available in the states, lol.

I was with you until you said Dave Chapelle…I just don’t find dude funny.

There is nothing wrong with a man having long hair…but not all men need to have long hair.

Happy New Year.
http://amiladay.blogspot.com Shi

I’m home for NYE too!

Rocsi? Ugggghhhh!

What is Essence wearing a tie skirt? Really?

Hilarious-

Purple french tail lights and thirty inch fins…oh yeah
A Palomino dashboard and duel muffler twins…oh yeah
With new pistons, plugs, and shocks
I can get off my rocks
You know that I ain’t bragging
She’s a real pussy wagon

Happy New Year!
http://5thtimesthecharm.blogspot.com jackie

I didn’t even realize that was Rocsi…her real name threw me off. She’s aiight…a little hippy if you ask me, but since you’re not then it doesn’t matter right, lol!

I’m cool with men with earrings. I prefer that they wear one in both ears as opposed to just one. Also, they just better make sure they’re studs. I’m not into hoops are anything dangling like LT used to wear…ugggh!

Loved the Kings of Comedy selections!

Never smoked weed, EVER, so I don’t know how you do or don’t do it.

I used to know all the songs from Grease

And I’m not even gonna talk about the buffets putting the food back on the buffets, yuck!

Love the song that’s playing now…dude talked about everybody!!
Nat Turner II

Didn’t know Rocksi was bangin like that…I still cannot stand 106 and Park…she and Terrance get on my damn nerves. Essense has really come up since Smart Guy. Yeah a woman came up with those condoms when she got tired of every man claimin to have 9 inches…They still smokin blunts…just in cigarillos (skinny cigars)…notice I said they, I put the weed down in 08. That Kings of Comedy would be great…but Martin need to step his game back up…if Katt Williams didn’t cuss so damn much he would be a lot funnier but I would put him in too. (I know how you feel about him…but I think he is funny…poor little Tink Tink, LOL)
http://quisqueyasworld.blogspot.com QQ

Liiivverrrsss *shrivers of disgust*

Happy New Year E!!