We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind.

‘Cause your friends don’t dance and if they don’t dance
Well they’re no friends of mine

I say, we can go where we want to
A place where they will never find

And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind.

And we can dance

How can you NOT like the first song! Get it Solo…Older Sis aint gon Nothin on here!

Special shouts to all the people that “got” the picture of the well at the end of the Ed Lover post LOL
…do ya wanna Riiiiiiiiide

I rather get pimp slapped with a Raw Catfish dipped in throw up than have sex with MoNique

For men…no matter how old you get…no matter how many times you’ve seen them
EVERYTIME a woman takes off her shirt…takes off her bra to reveal her breasts it’s an incredible moment

FINALLY NEW CLAUDIA JORDAN SHOWS!!!

…and more stuff…jus listen

It is ridiculous how much I adore women

Mannnnn if you haven’t seen Brandi on Bridezillas yet…you aint seen Nothin!
Lets see…
She has a whole Booty dance for her reception
She wanted to get the Grooms cake to be shaped like a Vagina (With “This is your last piece” on it)
They had to “Qualify” for where they are having their wedding at
The Wine tasting…she learned how to make a “Tornado” and asked for a to-go cup
…I cannot begin to …wow

I JUST found out that “emo” was short for emotional hardcore…
What does Basil taste like by itself?

Maybe it’s just me…but you know that one smell of paper…that smell like bad reports from school?
I don’t know what paper it is…or what type of printer…but that one smell
…I HATE that smell!

Alls I’m sayin is the Funniest thing EVER would be if Kobe Bryant and his wifer were getting intimate and he started to “Toss her salad”
And while he was really getting into it she turned to him and said: “Kobe, tell me how my ass taste”
Puahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I don’t want “head” I want “Head shaft and balls” …don’t just be focusin right there 🙂
…’shaft.’ <–puahahahahahaha I'm just talkin bout shaft.

Ladies, what's better/sexier on men? Necklace or Bracelet? I need me one or the other.
The TOP 5 R&B CDs buy a group:

1. Guy
2. NE Heartbreak
3. Poison
4. Forever my lady
5. Funky Divas

I understand reality show people…because $500,000 would change my life like CRAZY

If the rest of the woman looks a certain way…I don’t need anymore ass than this

…nice, small has roundness…will look good in jeans and a dress and on the bed 🙂

You know why I almost NEVER blow my nose? It makes my nose skin all dry and krunche

Hey what happened to Batman’s Utility Belt? F’n Dark Knight

Speaking of which…my TOP 3 Favorite Comic Book Super Heroes are…
1. Iron Man
2. Spider Man
3. Daredevil
 

Remember little Dominique Moceanu?

She’s all grown up and a mother now

Mannnn I think if I would’ve majored in something like Accounting or Marketing I’d be a BEAST right now…that stuff seems SO much easier than what I took

Hey you…you know; you! I want to see you naked…now show it.

You know what Thomas Dolby did to the Monkey?

Anyone that reads the blog or knows me knows that while I love me some breasts on a woman…it’s not the size it’s the areola that turns me on
And DAMNIT Rihanna!

The proportions…the size of them

Near perfect..Big …round…LOVE
I Need I Need!

Oh…Hi 🙂

I’ma go up to a female and say: “Hey, you’re pretty cute…anyone ever told you that?”

Columbia Rain suits were fresh back in the day

The stock Market is hurtin my feelins

Remember when you were younger it was the best to be able to count real high? And people were impressed that you could count high?
…That didn’t mean a damn thing.

Okay Project Runway:

Blayne SO wants to be Christian
LOL@ The whole store for ignoring Stella
Suede is SO annoying…but unlike Blayne he is kinda good
I NEED Topacio!
…look at those eyes

Kenley won because she was robbed last week I gotta think
Leanne’s Skirt was a BANGER!

Jerell didn’t do so bad, Daniel’s was okay
…a lot of these people still don’t have the personalities to set them apart yet

I like this model too…mmmm

James Bond movies are coming to Blu Ray….ummmm YES!

I want a woman that likes to and can actually play Chess and shoot pool well…I know they don’t exist so I’m not expecting it…but I can want.

Yay New Harry Potter movie….nah, I don’t care.

I LOVE me some sex
BUT I will trade actual intercourse for a Bangin, fun, laid back, silly, sexy, intelligent, stylish, charismatic woman (with lots of everything but actual intercourse stuff :))

Did you know that the Klan likes Blacks more than Jews?

Esther Baxter will make you patriotic


BOY! She makes my pockets pregnant

Although…

Deelishis ruined my lusting of thick shapes in the media…airbrushing is evil!

My Middle name must be ‘He aint shit’ cuz everytime they read my blog bitches be like “He aint shit”

Don’t make me waaaaait, come into my blog
GIVE ME SMOOTHIE!

I’ve never seen a Harry Potter movie before…and I’m doing just fizzzine

You know what comes on tonight???

Thinkin bout gettin a car charger for da instinct…yeah…charger son

I have almost no hair on my body…do men still have hairy chests and legs? No ..Do they have hairy backs? THAT would have  to make a woman wanna turn lezzybo

INHALE!!!!!
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