Metal Face Twix

November 1, 2007

Yay Halloween…feh.
Are you like me? (Well we know you’re not lol) BUT Aren’t Holidays just days anymore?
Don’t you start lookin at them different like:
X mas: Use to be gifts, now it’s Xmas bonus and shoppin
Thanxgivin: Use to be fam get togethers and turkey, now its days off of work, football and black Friday (still food but…you could do without the WHOLE fam)
…I dunno

Yall better not have put on the rotation and did the oochie coochie with your significant others either!
(When I typed that I was doing the Finger through the hand circle motion too)

Bubblegum Bubblegum in a dish…how many pieces do you wish?
…F you I’m taking as many pieces as I want son!

I bought Oscar Meyer Turkey Bacon and Butterball Turkey Bacon…I’ma have a taste test
…just gotta figure out how to blindfold myself and not cheat
Who makes one ass slice though?

How did you know? Cuz I never told…you found out

Damn you gas pump! NO I don’t want a Car Wash! NO F the Receipt…I wanna pump my gas!

I dunno ladies, if you meet a guy that actually uses the hole in his boxers to pee…that’s something different
No one uses the hole!

I’m sayin; you can have too much chocolate, too much salt, too much anything that tastes good…when has anyone ever said “OH you better slow down on that cauliflower…put down that spinach!…Those Beets are gonna kill you”
…make THAT ish taste good.

I MUST find Doctor Detroit on DVD

I will never be tired of the mall; I use to love going when I was young to check out the women…now it’s to check out the clothes, shoes (and the women)
…yet I get next to NO play at the mall….good thing there’s clothes there.

4 of the most Underrated Rappers

1. Ghostface
2. Redman
3. AZ
4. MF Doom

We don’t care about music anymore…You know how you’d wait or hear about a new CD comes out? After that Tuesday no one pays attention or cares about it
The Whole 50/Kanye thing? After the CD came out…no one is talkin about it
Jill Scott came out…week later…nothing
Remember when ish came out and you’d still be playing it and talking about it almost up till their new one came out?

Heroes is annoying me…still a good show; but stop it with the Hiro mess; and explain the damn tar tear face powers

I dunno what it is about Twix but lately, I swear they are the best

HDTV is the illest

So….if Monistat 1 is on the shelves….WHY is Monistat 3 and 7 still out?
Do you ladies be like, “Nah…I’ma keep the Yeastie boys for as long as possible…lemme time it with my cycle”?

Don’t you think Jay-Z should be doing something else these days?

Ladies, why is Cunt so offensive? …all the other words are passable…and why is that the only word for genitalia that people call women?

I want a woman with Pretty skin, nice legs and a small waist..is that being too picky?

Okay: Small Wonder V. Punk Brewster
Fist Fight
Foot Race
Freestyle Rap Battle
…who’d win?

Popeye’s French Fries tastes like ass
…and how they F up Onion Rings? They be all unseasoned and battered up

You know what I’ve noticed? Some of the most beautiful women are not famous…there’s women walking around that would MURK Ciara and Rihanna…even Zoë
…what they have in common is; they don’t know or want me either LOL

Parker Lewis can’t loose what MY show!

Quietly…Family Feud MAY be the best game show…It could be better than Price is right if you really think about it
What’s more fun to play watching at home?…families be all extra

You know what annoys me; TV shows…why they pretend abortion doesn’t exist (unless the show is about abortion)
…every show it’s “I’m pregnant” with someone they don’t want, someone they shouldn’t be with…cheatin etc.
Be pissed…but have it anyway…I know the child adds drama but so would finding out they had an abortion…would make it real

…that does NOT annoy me more than when after sex the woman holds the sheets up to them like the guy didn’t just slam it allup in her

I cannot remember the last time I’ve gotten into an argument, I’m pretty stress free

V8 Splash Berry THE HOTNESS

American Gangster…I know I know, and I SO want to see it but 3 HOURS!!?
That means: No large Slurpee, Get there early, can’t go to the late show…and it BETTER be good!

Yes yes yall, and you don’t stop…eclectik relax is the sure shot…yes yes yall freak freak yall random thoughts I think so unique yall

Zemanta

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OK…but why were you doing the finger in the whole motion?? LMAO!!! you are a mess…

Small Wonder got Punky in fist fight and foot race. but Punky just may have some freestyle ability!!

I’m glad I’m not the only one tired of the Hiro mess on Heroes…who cares about the Samurai stuff. There’s worse going on in Heroes world…UGH!!

LMAO@the Monistat thing…you are silly.
http://www.thegoddess.blog-city.com The Goddess

Shimmy Shimmy Coco pop!!!!

Ok, let me just say, Oscar Meyer HANDS DOWN!!!! Butter Ball has a weird texture and just looks weird to me. It tastes alright, but I LOVE Oscar Meyer. UMM UMMM!!! I’m mad because I burnt up half a pack yesterday…..long story.

I can’t wait to see American Gangster. Something about Denzel playing the bad boy is just SO SEXY to me. But that’s just me.
Creem

yeah butter ball turkey is like the fake fried bacon slices of a kids play kitchen set. no bueno

I stan for punky brewster

Saw American Gangster, long but good. wasnt movie of the year tho. (sorry father let me hold professional leaked promotional copy of the movie)

im ready to order Mr. Lees on Thanksgiving. i dont feel like traveling and i cooked EVERYTHING last yr. its a lot of work.

i think that monistat 1 is trash, nuthn works in 1 day. just cut down on the sugar ladies.

ive stopped watching Heroes. im confused and lost. wudnt know where to pick up.
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Can I request no more commentary about the actual movie on my blog…least until a week after it comes out? THANX.
cmj_69

Black Friday rocks : ) lol
im pretty sure you know someone with pretty skin,small waist and nice legs *wink*
I will always LOVE the mall I never shopped to meet guys to busy for all that.
turkey bacon looks weird and tainted in color
i thinks it would be cute to pee out the hole in boxers. but im quirky so…
just like who leaves the ass out in the back of those long johns lmao : )
what about people that get yeast infections in their mouths? yuck
kym

small wonder use to be the show
love the mall but don’t go much anymore
thanks for putting super cat back on rotation
Keli

I still enjoy spending holidays with the family, I am already excited about Thanksgiving dinner.

Man, let people get their needle groove on to your rotation.

Turkey Bacon taste test? I’ll pass, if it ain’t pork, it ain’t bacon.

Speak for yourself…I want the receipt.

That one stuff is not Dr. Recommended, it apparently it not effective, and it is more expensive.

I want a woman with Pretty skin, nice legs and a small waist..is that being too picky?
-Nope, but that is all superficial…what if she gets burned on the face and gains weight…what then?

I agree! Popeyes has the nastiest azz fries…horrible.

It stars Denzel…nuff said. He could make a class skit written by a HS student good.
marinate

Love popeyes….hate there fries….red beans and rice…great!!

I heard American Gangster was long as life….It would have to be really good for me to sit through it because a sister WILL go to sleep

V8 Berry Splash…the bestest!!!

Please don’t try and blindfold yourself and do the test….don’t want to hear about a fire in VA….thanks! lol

Someone told me I had pretty skin yesterday and I bursted out laughing….that was your fault because all I could think of was you and I asked if they knew you ahahahahahaha!!!
I can’t wait until you find your pretty skin, small waist, nice legs either and please introduce us to her so I can tell her thank you LMAO!

I agree with you on the holidays….but isn’t that crazy though….I just live vicariously through my god daughter she still has that innocence in her in relation to holidays
Arianna

“Yall better not have put on the rotation and did the oochie coochie with your significant others either!”: Lol…hatin…u really had pplz in the mood tho…

“I dunno ladies, if you meet a guy that actually uses the hole in his boxers to pee…that’s something different”: Even if he did…am I really watching him pee…no.

“The Whole 50/Kanye thing? After the CD came out…no one is talkin about it”: Well…ppl were talking about what an f’n idiot 50 is…shouldnt he b retired???

“Heroes is annoying me…still a good show; but stop it with the Hiro mess; and explain the damn tar tear face powers”: My theory is that her and her brother got some kinda yin/yang thing going on…I think shes evil, and hes good cuz hes able to pull her out of that killing/tar tears thing that happens whenever shes upset…Hiros shit is kindof a snoozer but I just love hearing him talk so Im good…

“You know what I’ve noticed? Some of the most beautiful women are not famous…: …”Cuz they got more ass than the models”

“Don’t you think Jay-Z should be doing something else these days?”: That album is HOT…very Blueprint…lovin it.

“Quietly…Family Feud MAY be the best game show…It could be better than Price is right if you really think about it”: The online family feud is mad fun too…ssshhhh…

“…that does NOT annoy me more than when after sex the woman holds the sheets up to them like the guy didn’t just slam it allup in her”: LMAO…shes just worried about her exposed wobbly bits…

“American Gangster…I know I know, and I SO want to see it but 3 HOURS!!?”: I know…dont have the stamina for a 3 hr movie…and when is Denzels sexyness gonna stop, hes way too old 4 me 2 b thinkin bout him like that…

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t.r.b

yeah, and we’re having a thanksgiving party this year, boo!…i’m still rocking to kanye. i didn’t buy it the first day as i had planned because all that tomfoolery he and fif had was nonsense! seriously, graduation is my idea of a perfect cd. i can let it play, and drunk and hot girls doesn’t even annoy me! whoa, so are you just walking around smiling all day? no arguments? nice isn’t natural imo. you absolutely must go see american gangster(no bootlegs!)….i’m going tonight w/o a doubt….
Korey

I agree with you on the Heroes comment. What is the deal with the Hiro storyline? Why does Maya cry black tears and Alejandro can reverse whatever she does? They need to do more with the girl with muscle memory.

Popeye’s can only do chicken, and nothing else. I saw a bird that refused the fries from Popeye’s.

American Gangster is a good movie. I saw it online.
bayoubeauti

Damn you gas pump! NO I don’t want a Car Wash! NO F the Receipt…I wanna pump my gas!

lol i thought i was the only one overly annoyed by those questions at the gas station.
Creem

sorry about commenting on the movie, didnt think it wud affect anyones opinion. my mistake.
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Turkey bacon is definitely the bizness! I gots to have it. I be going through withdrawals when I havent had it in a while.

Popeyes up here are too damn ghetto and dirty. I feel like Im’a catch something by simply walking into the restaurant
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American Gangster was decent. I didn’t realize it was 3 hours long. I think Jay Z should definitely be hustling another market.

Popeyes damn sho’ effing up the onion rings. Batter all loose and ish.

I am still jammin’ that Keyshia Cole. Bad broad.
curvydva

So….if Monistat 1 is on the shelves….WHY is Monistat 3 and 7 still out?
Do you ladies be like, “Nah…I’ma keep the Yeastie boys for as long as possible…lemme time it with my cycle”?
-Each one is progressively more expensive and stronger. The 1 day dose is so strong I’d rater keep the yeast infection than endure the itching and burning it causes. And it really doesn’t cure you in 1 day, you just only have to take it once.
Hey you asked lol.

Okay: Small Wonder V. Punk Brewster
I got Punk on the foot race and freestyle, but the fist fight is all Vicky. Robots hit hard…I think.

Yall better not have put on the rotation and did the oochie coochie with your significant others either!
-Dang I missed a good relations havin rotation? Curses!!