PrancenRomance

February 12, 2008

Guess what I’ma do with MY tax return son!?!?!

…..pay bills 😐

The Coyote and Road Runner always makes me laugh…I’m such a kid.

This is what I need…a sexy firm woman to come over and cuddle up on the couch with me and watch cartoons lol
…then we do it.

I got my first Gmail email…yay

My knuckles are dark brown…feh. Better than being ashy though; who wants to look like they been punchin chalkboards?

I don’t eat bread but I liked the Pizza Bagel bites

Paradise Hotel…NICE!
The Guys ESPECIALLY the Black guy is beyond Extra…
I’m in Lust with the Women Charte and Tidisha

Can guys get a chemical peel?

Why is it when people play around and try to annoy you on purpose and you get mad/annoyed…they get mad at you?

Seriously I cannot stand 95% of popular music…dont see it changing ANYTIME soon
…like seriously the ONLY song I truly liked on the Grammys the entire show was The Time and Umbrella.

Vegetables.

NOTHING better than getting IM sexy pictures…(guess of what 🙂 )

I’m going to start going to be earlier…why not?

General Hospital:
Why is Sonny so soft
Jason too
The Text Message killer should not be that wack Waiter guy or Logan
Interesting Claudia takin over the family
Who cares about: Carly, Lucky, Maxie, Lulu, Johnny and anyone in the hospital.

Don’t touch Flavs Face!

Still…

PRANCER!!!!!!!

I’m the ONLY one diggin her…between the Stomach and Skin and Legs …YEP
(And I like the eyes)

He shoulda kept Q-Tee over Ice…
Bunz could be a sleeper
Grayvee is quietly bangin

Bring me some tater chips
…PREFERABLY My Fav of all time…Mesquite Smoked Bacon Mike-Sells

Ladies…what if you met a guy that was SO sexy…had the intelligence…career…personality…sense of humor
Fashion sense…charisma out of this world…body of your dreams…Treated you better than anyone ever has…BUT he was hung like a pack of certs?
Could you get with him?

You know how everyone/Most people think that McDonalds has the best fries? Cool…

Have you EVER noticed that when McDonalds Fries get Cold they are the WORST Fries ever anywhere on the planet!?
I.need.new.shoes

Awwwwwww YEAH…why?

TONIGHT!

Oddly enough…my woman/body infatuation goes:

Legs
Stomach
Arms
THEN Breasts

(Of course pretty skin and face goes first)

That’s my point…Black people cant have a Guitar Hero…we’d have to have a “Sample Hero” or “Bite offa somebody Hero”

I’m really a Leg, skin, Face man…what turns me on most is tone and muscle on a woman
…speaking of which D. Woods in KING

LAWD

Is it possible that a person thinks all this stuff in one setting? Yup

I need to go to the grocery store…runnin low on supplies

Did my laundry though; my clothes are snuggle soft dun

Here is my Top 6 Women that ALL the men like that just don’t do it for e

1. Gabrielle Union
2. Kerry Washington
3. ‘Yonce
4. Sanna Lathan
5. Taraji P. Henson
6. Kelis

OH Look…none of them are “Big/Thick” women…and I still dont want them!? Myth buster!

I’ma make a Black pop culture Game show

Sherri Shepherd is an unfunny twit…but I really want to see them

I should do a Video blog…put it on YouTube….nah; I’d be boring to look at. (I am sexy though)

Women are funny…they wont fart in front of guys…I LOVE that it’s still funny though

The blog is prolly better read too…who wants to listen to me?

Some women don’t deserve to be on a pedestal

Bria Myles…seriously…brown skin is amazing.

…I mean yeah I looked at that too 🙂

How do you ‘Fall in love’? …its brainwashing I tell you.

You know what’s a cool number? 11

Why is it so cold alladasuddin?
My Ears are cold.

I HAVE NOT had a good massage in at least 2 years…and I’m not happy about it.

Okay…I got a secret…I’m black

Birth control is NOT birth control for the woman…it’s Birth Control for the man.

Why does scratching a itch feel so damn good?

Sucker Male Bloggers I’ll make your girl say Owww…and she’s jockin…

How ya like e now!?

Zemanta

http://idontknowitsjustmia.blogspot.com Mia

I’m paying bills with my tax return too…BOO!!

First Big Brother, then Survivor…now you got me into Paradise Hotel. The black guy is super duper extra…and he’s not even that cute!!

Prancer is OK…but its cuter girls on there. She does have a nice stomach though.

Ladies…what if you met a guy that was SO sexy…had the intelligence…career…personality…sense of humor
Fashion sense…charisma out of this world…body of your dreams…Treated you better than anyone ever has…BUT he was hung like a pack of certs?
Could you get with him? – hmmmm…I’d try, but I don’t think it would work…but wait, if his oral game is on point, I probably would

Sherri Shepard is the worst…

You should do a video blog and then you can show us how you dance with your hands above your head…LOL
Keli

I’m jealous…I want a tax return so I can pay bills with it.

Umm…I can come over, but I don’t know if the cartoons will get me in the mood…maybe some PePe LePew, lol.

The pizza bagel bites are yummy!

I can’t believe you actually like the Umbrella song…especially considering it was penned by Dream.

A pack of certs? Ummm…ummm…

I actually like cold mickey d’s fries, but of course I prefer them hot.

Birth Control for the man…hmm…
lovnlife

Gmail is the best! You can IM and e-mail at the same time…genius!

Can guys get a chemical peel? Guys get facials so I guess they can get chemical peel

Mike-sells is the best!!! That Sweet & Cheesy Chipotle is the business

Ladies…what if you met a guy that was SO sexy…had the intelligence…career…personality…sense of humor
Fashion sense…charisma out of this world…body of your dreams…Treated you better than anyone ever has…BUT he was hung like a pack of certs?
Could you get with him?—I’d try to make it work…i mean there are other things to make up for that

Sherri Shepherd is stupid!

I’d watch ur video blog!
A-Dub

never had mike-sells and me likey pizza rolls over bagel bites, too much bread-BLEH! oh, and i just have to add that d. woods’ dead possum laying on her head (that’s she’s calling a wig) is KILLING ME DEAD…but i’m sure you don’t care about that. that, and the jumbly teeth…hate women with un-straight teefus…BOOOO!
http://turquoisesha.blogspot.com Mel

Yes you should YouTube. Be like me. You kno you want to 😉
beautifulgyrlj

I got my first Gmail email…yay
-IDK. If it was me 1st…But U aint reply punk! LoL

NOTHING better than getting IM sexy pictures…(guess of what )
-We know E olas…

-Ima come over but if u watch ur cartoons… I wanna watch Scooby Doo, Jetsons, Smurfs, Alvin and the Chipmunks. Doin it?! Hmmmm lemme get back at u LoL…

-Prancers butt and thighs are the same as mine length and width LoL

-I can’t do the certs man SIZE matters to me. Can’t do the oochie coochie la la la with a slackin guy.

-OMG u can’t heat McD’s fries up and I throw a Bitch Fit if I get to the window and my fries r cold because u gotta eat the fries ASAP. Its like a race to hurry up and eat them before the heat expires.

I’d be boring to look at. (I am sexy though)
-Really send me a picture then lemme be the judge.

Birth control is NOT birth control for the woman…it’s Birth Control for the man.
-No COMMENT! LMFAO…. U leaving me speechless…
heavenleigh

“Ladies…what if you met a guy that was SO sexy…had the intelligence…career…personality…sense of humor
Fashion sense…charisma out of this world…body of your dreams…Treated you better than anyone ever has…BUT he was hung like a pack of certs?
Could you get with him?”

hell yeah. if he had every other quality going for him…i’d worship that little minty ass pack of certs.
http://www.karrieb.blogspot.com Karrie B.

“Okay…I got a secret…I’m black”

lmaoooooo. ur posts are always the greatest…

kelis is my number one fav singer of alllllllllllll time!

i think ur the only guy i know that puts legs 1st…which is GREAT cuz legs is all i have : /

where’ve u been?

-karrie b.
harriet

what about vegetables?

ROFL @ punching chalkboards
http://minusthebars.blogspot.com don

Funky…

e, thats a nice lil list of celebrity rejects you posted. I remember your thoughts on Gabrielle Union, but Sanaa Lathan?

Monica…from Love and Basketball?!

I don’t know e…I remember you once saying she did things with her mouth, eyes and facial expressions that caught your eyes. lol. I have a good memory, e. C’mom now…I understand this is Zoe’s stage and all..but I have to believe you’d knock smoke from Sanaa. Hell yeah. lol.

I miss the Grammy Awards, but I’m about to hit up YouTube in search of that Rihanna/The Time video.
http://eclectik-relaxation.com/ eclectik

I know Sanaa!
I was so down for a while…she was even in the top 10

I was lookin lately and she just doesn’t do it for me anymore.

I admit she is pretty….i just don’t wanna do the oochie coochie like that
http://eclectik-relaxation.com/ eclectik

Look at D. Woods Legs though!
http://thebrownspoon.blogspot.com Roddykat

I got my first Gmail email…yay
– Wait, you just got on to gmail. wow.

– Prancer? And she doing Jazz Hands no less. ok. 🙂

That’s my point…Black people cant have a Guitar Hero…we’d have to have a “Sample Hero” or “Bite offa somebody Hero”
– There was a game called “Get on da Mike” that had Jadakiss on the cover. It was basically the rap version of Karaoke Revolution. Twas not good so I hear. They do need to do a Beatmania (yes, that’s a real game) with Hip Hop tracks and mini turntable packed in. I’d buy that.

…speaking of which D. Woods in KING
-Wow, them legs.

Top 6
– Out of alladem, I agree with 2 of them. Bey and Kels don’t really do much for me, but they get due props. Kels is sometimey, too.

Sherri Shepherd
– She’s a cutey, but Imma need her to stop with the wigs, though. As for her being funny. iowno.

Bass in the space means Peace, see ya later!
http://www.renaissanceblackwoman.blogspot.com Eb

PLEASE DO A VIDEO BLOG… PLEASE PLEASE….

DONT MAKE ME BEG, E!
http://boughettonews.blogspot.com/ cassyfatnastee

Just showing love. Great blog, btw

http://boughettonews.blogspot.com/