“Everytime you’re near
Everytime i see you smile
Hear your “hello”
Saying you can only stay a while”

Everyone knows I’m no fan of Chris Brown…just sayin

What’s the latest? Is he in a White Bronco with Omarion drivin yet?

Valentines Day is coming up…guess what? So.
I don’t celebrate…and don’t nobody want me to

Fukn Grammy’s are so fake…Jennifer Hudson wins one? For WHAT CD? I don’t know anyone that could name 2 songs on the CD…or even what the cover looks like
…and are we just going to pretend like “David” wasn’t crying over New York on a reality show?
ugh

I’m pretty good with the sex (someone told me)

When I’m going to shut it down? I’m thinking November, but it could be sooner

Wait till you see the shoes IM bout to get

Costeded $175 to get my dang taxes done

Horrible legs GREAT shoes

Who nominated Pomegranate the “IN” fruit?
…and is Acai the 2009 version?

I know…people are getting let go at Macy’s and people aren’t spending…and everyone is saving money
….well let me stack some chips, shidddddddddd IM GOING TO SHOP!
While we’re in the recession, Ima get on these sales son!

Lemme see what H&R block says I aint gettin
…I swear I look at my W-2 and be like “I was gettin it in!” then look at my pockets and then be like…uhhhh.

The problem is people don’t know their scale…I’ma work on it.

Why is 24 so good!?

Gossip girl was pretty good too

I’m no religion guy but I gotta get me a couple of these shirts

http://p4cmtshirts.bigcartel.com/

I appreciate a woman that can make me laugh…THAT is so sexy to me

Gotta get me some more socks

I’m pretty random…

Oh no…they are saying that Sbarro, Six Flags, Blockbuster, Krispy Kreme, Rite Aid might be going away/bankrupt and stuff! Mannnnnnn

NEW Claudia Jordan Show! This topic…Digital Downlow…HY LARRY US…they aint talkin bout me
Estelle might be the most unattractive singer doing it.

He’s just not that into you…did not change my ideas on marriage at all

Salma Hayek just might have the greatest breasts in Hollywood

I don’t have anything to do tonight at 8:00 so if you want to send me a sexy message…gohead

You know what I noticed? White people LOOOOOOOOVE “The Devil went down to Georgia”

Mannnnnnnn The women on The Ray J show!?!? Some of them are LIKE THAT
ESPECIALLY Caviar
The Chardonnay chick is unattractive and extra but the WAY she got into that split was magical
There is TALENT on this damn train wreck of a show

I need a couple of light jackets…like a khaki one…I might go witht he classic Polo (duh) one witht he navy horse
…and the Navy one with the white horse…oooo if I could find a red one or a orange one hmmmm

I’m hungry…I want…okay now let me tell you so you get it right:
Cheesecake Factory
Fillet Mignon (Butterflied and well done)
Fren Fries
Strawberry Lemmynade

K, thanx
You know…I guess I’m pretty cool 🙂

I want a woman with a good job and $$$ lemme have one…you’re one? c’mere

“And ifyoassizabusta me and Mike McDonald will regulate….”