I aint trippin on none of those blogs
and I aint trippin on none of them spam comments
if you gon read then you gon read
Just e and you
(eclectik)
Just e and you
Just us two
Just e and you
Needless to say…you know I’m really random
When you comment you can make me happy
Check my thoughts and let me do my thang
Forget about those other blogs…lets get personal
My blog aint bout a DAMN THANNNNNNNGGGGG
Okay, this weekend…
wait.
Yall dont care bout my weekend; you want random thoughts…
I watch Wrestling still…but not WWE; I watch TNA WAY better wrestling.
Gotta get back into the market…stock market.
I dont have a mouse pad…my Mouse is LASER dunnie
What the hell is Diddly squat?
Why do they call Napkins; Napkins? What the hell?
You know what I love? Pink Lemonade
…question is; where’s the pink come from?
I like Double Stuff Oreos…I only eat them when I’m in the mood…but when I’m in the mood that package gets murdered
Yes, Abs like Janet’s; I’d marry
…I mean attached to an attractive in the face woman of course….can’t give me a ripped/cut up India Arie
I dunno it’s just when a woman is toned up…Arms, Legs, Back, Stomach…makes me…”Stronger”
Okay…I dont eat cheese right (Cept on Pizza and Tacos)
But explain to me Swiss Cheese
Why the Holes? You make cheese right? From Milk…why the holes? You gotta MAKE the holes right?
Is Swiss Cheese LESS expensive than other cheese because of the holes? I mean it is less cheese right?
Could someone point me into a direction OF a Holler back girl?
…and what exactly is she to holler back at me?
I wonder if a dry Dog goes up to a wet one like “ewwww you smell like White people”
I watched Breakin yesterday (Because I have both 1 and 2 on DVD jerk faces) And wasn’t that thee only time that it was acceptable for men to wear 1/2 shirts? lol
You know how much money I make? WAY too much to be THIS broke lol
Lace up Oxford Louboutins…the hotness
Pizza is the most perfect food everz
Okay you want to know? Maybe I dont want to date a “big” woman cuz I’d be too weak to lift her and carry her around and do all the freak nasty with her
I dont want to date someone that could easily make me tap out
I got the compliment that I had the most creative blog and that I think/put a lot of stuff together and it’s so different than others
…guess what I think about that? Yay.
Feet shouldn’t smell like corn chips is all I’m sayin
I believe in love and at least most of what it can do for me.
All of my readers and commenter’s are cooler than everyone in my immediate area…why don’t you move to the DC metro and hang out with me?
I understand people want attention…it’s just the way they go about getting it is the thing.
Applesauce without cinnamon aint hittin on nuffin
eclectik a.k.a the Black Martin Tupper
(I fux with you if you get that one)
Remember when “Ooooh I’m tellin” Was all it took to keep you from doin whatever you were doin?
“But if you dont get married and something happens to you and you’re laid up they wont let me come in the room to see you”
…feh I’m laid up and out I won’t know if you saw me or not…and what you want to look for? I’d be all f’d up LOL
It’s only a matter of time before D. Woods goes solo and BLOWS UP
Remember Roses are Red by the Mac Band? That was my jam
I remember not even knowing my mothers real name…it was always “Ma”
Gotta clip my fingernails
Rum is the illest…by far the best of the Alcohols
I LOVE WOMEN WITH PONYTAILS
How can ANYONE not like The Healer?
I didnt realize Left eye was the prettiest in TLC till she died…chili was always my fav (because of the complexion and the legs/muscle tone)
…but T Boz stomach was BANGIN on the Creep video
Cornbread…aint nothing wrong with that.
Do you guys ever learn anything from my blog?
This one is the Healer…My-Blog.