I Think I Think: Juse'newe

March 3, 2008

 

I aint trippin on none of those blogs
and I aint trippin on none of them spam comments
if you gon read then you gon read

Just e and you
(eclectik)
Just e and you
Just us two

Just e and you

Needless to say…you know I’m really random
When you comment you can make me happy

Check my thoughts and let me do my thang
Forget about those other blogs…lets get personal

My blog aint bout a DAMN THANNNNNNNGGGGG
Okay, this weekend…
wait.
Yall dont care bout my weekend; you want random thoughts…

I watch Wrestling still…but not WWE; I watch TNA WAY better wrestling.

Gotta get back into the market…stock market.
I dont have a mouse pad…my Mouse is LASER dunnie

What the hell is Diddly squat?

Why do they call Napkins; Napkins? What the hell?

You know what I love? Pink Lemonade
…question is; where’s the pink come from?

I like Double Stuff Oreos…I only eat them when I’m in the mood…but when I’m in the mood that package gets murdered

Yes, Abs like Janet’s; I’d marry
…I mean attached to an attractive in the face woman of course….can’t give me a ripped/cut up India Arie

I dunno it’s just when a woman is toned up…Arms, Legs, Back, Stomach…makes me…”Stronger”

Okay…I dont eat cheese right (Cept on Pizza and Tacos)
But explain to me Swiss Cheese
Why the Holes? You make cheese right? From Milk…why the holes? You gotta MAKE the holes right?
Is Swiss Cheese LESS expensive than other cheese because of the holes? I mean it is less cheese right?

Could someone point me into a direction OF a Holler back girl?
…and what exactly is she to holler back at me?

I wonder if a dry Dog goes up to a wet one like “ewwww you smell like White people”

I watched Breakin yesterday (Because I have both 1 and 2 on DVD jerk faces) And wasn’t that thee only time that it was acceptable for men to wear 1/2 shirts? lol

You know how much money I make? WAY too much to be THIS broke lol

Lace up Oxford Louboutins…the hotness

Pizza is the most perfect food everz

Okay you want to know? Maybe I dont want to date a “big” woman cuz I’d be too weak to lift her and carry her around and do all the freak nasty with her
I dont want to date someone that could easily make me tap out

I got the compliment that I had the most creative blog and that I think/put a lot of stuff together and it’s so different than others
…guess what I think about that? Yay.

Feet shouldn’t smell like corn chips is all I’m sayin

I believe in love and at least most of what it can do for me.

All of my readers and commenter’s are cooler than everyone in my immediate area…why don’t you move to the DC metro and hang out with me?

I understand people want attention…it’s just the way they go about getting it is the thing.

Applesauce without cinnamon aint hittin on nuffin

eclectik a.k.a the Black Martin Tupper
(I fux with you if you get that one)

Remember when “Ooooh I’m tellin” Was all it took to keep you from doin whatever you were doin?

“But if you dont get married and something happens to you and you’re laid up they wont let me come in the room to see you”
…feh I’m laid up and out I won’t know if you saw me or not…and what you want to look for? I’d be all f’d up LOL

It’s only a matter of time before D. Woods goes solo and BLOWS UP

Remember Roses are Red by the Mac Band? That was my jam

I remember not even knowing my mothers real name…it was always “Ma”

Gotta clip my fingernails

Rum is the illest…by far the best of the Alcohols

I LOVE WOMEN WITH PONYTAILS

How can ANYONE not like The Healer?

I didnt realize Left eye was the prettiest in TLC till she died…chili was always my fav (because of the complexion and the legs/muscle tone)
…but T Boz stomach was BANGIN on the Creep video

Cornbread…aint nothing wrong with that.

Do you guys ever learn anything from my blog?

This one is the Healer…My-Blog.

  • http://www.idontknowitsjustmia.com Mia

    Hey! I’m in the area and I read and comment…I’m cool right??

    LOL@the dry dog telling the wet dog he smell like white people…you are silly.

    No Swiss cheese isn’t cheaper because of the holes…lol.

    Ooooo I am loving those Louboutins…they make me wanna…mmmmmmm

    I learn a little somethin somethin from your blog…you know a little about a whole lot!

    Mango Apple Sauce is the bestest ever.

  • http://anubis2kx.blogspot.com Charles

    What up. I ALWAYS thought Left Eye was the most banginest in TLC…and still do. And what’s the point of apple sauce if it don’t have cinnamon in it?? I still don’t get that. I don’t use a mouse at all…thats cause I effs with the touch pad on my laptop. I effs with D. Woods though…right now, she’s the only reason why I watch Making the Band.

    Cornbread is the jam though…I try to tell my white friends about it, but they don’t see the appeal. I guess its a black thing. And DC ain’t that far from UVa…so you got some cool people close by.

  • http://www.monieinthemiddle.blogspot.com Monie

    What you know about some Louboutin’s? LOL!

  • heavenleigh

    I’m REAL mad that I had the Dee Thomas bangs back in elementary school.
    The best cornbread muffins in the world are at Famous Daves…mmmmm.

  • http://the12planet.blogspot.com 12kyle

    @ E
    Good blog again, fam. You made me think on this one.

    I gotta say that I always thought that Chilli was the finest in the TLC crew. There’s somethin about her that I like. I dunno. Maybe its the hair. I thought she and Usher were gonna make it, tho.

    Random question…
    Have you ever wanted to punch an elderly white man before? You know, the kinda white man that has prolly dropped more n-bombs than the realest nugga that you know. I felt that way today when I was at the golf driving range. I’m out there trying to get my swing right and this old fart is out there talking (you ‘sposed to be quiet) to another old fart. They both had to at least be 80 yrs old. And I wondered if I was wrong for thinking that way. LOL.

  • http://hautelikefire.wordpress.com kayellejaye

    Left Eye was always my favorite. Even when her mind was bad.

    I still say “Oooh! I’ma tell” to this day.

    Tenderoni! My favorite BB jam!

    I never understood pink lemonade. I have yet to see a pink lemon.

    The Louboutins are a little extra for my taste, but if they were a gift best believe I’d rock ’em.

  • http://thek-spot.blogspot.com/ Keli

    I don’t know diddly about a diddly squat, lol.

    You can keep your pink lemonade and your oreo’s…eww.

    I just had some swiss cheese today, and it cost more than my NY sharp cheddar that is whole.

    I think I have finally seen a Louboutin that does not get me hot and bothered…but if I were to see it in black…

    Do your toes smell like fritos?

    I have a better solution…why don’t you move to TX?

    Cornbread…aint nothing wrong with that.
    -HA! Nothing at all!

  • Pretty Thick Chick

    @ E, how u going 2 post a pic of those fly azz Louboutins but never ask me 4 my mailing address? I need those ASAP!

    I’m in the DMV area E…whatutryinsay? I’m not good enough 4 u? 🙁

    Cinnamon applesauce? Dream on Mr. Tupper, dream on….Strawberry applesauce is da bizness!

  • http://mysTery2you.blogspot.com mysTery

    Where doe the pink come from!?? lol!

    Yes, I have learned one thing…YOU IZ CRAZY! lol

  • http://memphizsoul.blogspot.com memphiz

    umm I dont know about learned but it made me think about why pink lemonade is pink…now i have to know…

    “cut up India Arie” you wrong but funnti…

    so i dont like the shoes but you have taste b/c my momma would probably like them .

    Corn bread YUM! someone told me that if a girl eats a pan a night they’ll get thick…how about heart attack.

    your blog is on point and very entertaining you keeps it real..

  • Delightful

    -I too, wanna know what the hell a ‘diddly squat’ is, lol
    -I think that the ‘pink’ in pink lemomade is supposed to be from cherries
    -oreos = yuck
    -LOL, i think swiss is more expensive b/c of the holes. i dunno
    “Feet shouldn’t smell like corn chips is all I’m sayin”
    -nor should they smell like chitlins & boiled ham
    “Remember Roses are Red by the Mac Band? That was my jam”
    – i have no recollection of that song whatsoever, lol
    -any flavored vodka is the best alcohol to me
    -cornbread is the business
    -i’ve learned that there ain’t a damn thing wrong with being random 🙂

  • http://www.karrieb.blogspot.com Karrie B.

    baha @ u still watching wrestling!

    a holler back girl is a situation where a girl gets talked about, and it’s up the girl to decide whether or not she wants to respond…if she responds, she a “holler back girl”…ask me how i know. lol

    ooooh, i’m tellinnnn” used to be the only was 2 get me 2 stop for real lol… u hit the nail on the head once again.

    -karrie b.

  • http://www.mommylonglegs.blogspot.com wynsters the tigress

    e, how about you come to new york. really, that’s where all the cool people are 😉

  • Roz

    Ok, so the blog IS relaxing. I frequent the spot right before bedtime…let the classiks play and get my read on. Giggle a little, Google some random ish that you be dishing out. “Dream On” for example!
    You have great taste in women’s shoes, by the way! Much respect to a man who knows his Louboutins. Why are you single again? From what I read, I think you’d make a great manfriend. Loves to shop, great taste in music, can appreciate a nice smelling foot…I’m not too much into pizza though. More of a burger girl. Now, that’s the biz…with some swiss cheese…

  • dean

    Lace up Oxford Louboutins…the hotness; simply fabulous e, simply fab!

    I got the compliment that I had the most creative blog and that I think/put a lot of stuff together and it’s so different than others
    …guess what I think about that? Yay…. I have to agree, you (and your blog) are truly one of kind, how can one not love the way you put the blog (or your thoughts) together.

    Applesauce without cinnamon aint hittin on nuffin… have you not had natural applesauce, beats cinnamon everyday

    How can ANYONE not like The Healer?….

    Do you guys ever learn anything from my blog?… everyday, you taught me about male perspective (dime limes), interpertation of beauty (top 10), “real music” (hip hop now v. then), (since you made me think about it)

  • http://loloscube.blogspot.com Marleaux

    Ok, umm. See I started reading and with every line, I forgot the last and what my response was. Then went back again and the same.. silly me. But the whole post had me cracking up.

    “All of my readers and commenter’s are cooler than everyone in my immediate area…why don’t you move to the DC metro and hang out with me?” I feel the same way, especially since no one around me even know what a blog is…

    And I eat cinnamon apple sauce every single day. No joke. Getting ready to eat some now. And I keep some lil cups in the fridge at work.

    And I always wondered how the wholes got into the cheese too.

  • http://missing-my-self.blogspot.com stephanie

    “I mean attached to an attractive in the face woman of course….can’t give me a ripped/cut up India Arie”–hahahahaha… Heyyy, India is cute… in her own sorta interesting way. 🙂

    I wonder if a dry Dog goes up to a wet one like “ewwww you smell like White people”
    –OH MY GOSH!!!!! LMAO!!! You’re gonna catch some sh*t for that one. 🙂 haha. I almost fell out of my chair laughing when I read that.

    GREAT entry today. Kept me rolling. The randomness is what’s so enlightening. I love it.

  • harriet

    Gorgeous (but dangerous) shoes

    LOL at ripped up India.Arie

    I think the same about your blog and ED spot…my time is my compliment. LOL

    What IS diddly squat? Hmmmm…

    ROFL at your comment about dating a “big” woman. Don’t throw YOUR back out trying to tap her’s out! LOL

    of course, you like LONG ponytails…not those ghetto girls putting their little bit of hair into a scrunchie and looking like they have a lucky rabbit’s foot weave in the back, huh?

    i made some cornbread last night…want some?

  • http://myfuturerocks.blogspot.com a.tiara

    LOL only you would wonder if swiss cheese is less expensive because of the holes in it lol

    “You know how much money I make? WAY too much to be THIS broke lol”
    I feel you! But I am broke tho lol I’ll be making that money come graduation tho lol

    Those shoes are hot! Too bad I’d probably fall over in them lol I got piss poor balance lol

    Hey I didnt know you lived in DC? Thats a beltway drive from me! (bmore all day everyday lol Had to say that lmao)

    You do have the best blog ever. No matter who reads it can relate in some kind of way. I learn alot about the male perspective from you(Don as well! Yall need to do a collabo or something lol).

    And we do want to know what you did over the weekend with randoms mixed in lol

  • http://myfuturerocks.blogspot.com a.tiara

    well since it didnt post the first time..here it is again lol

    LOL only you would wonder if swiss cheese is less expensive because of the holes in it lol

    “You know how much money I make? WAY too much to be THIS broke lol”
    I feel you! But I am broke tho lol I’ll be making that money come graduation tho lol

    Those shoes are hot! Too bad I’d probably fall over in them lol I got piss poor balance lol

    Hey I didnt know you lived in DC? Thats a beltway drive from me! (bmore all day everyday lol Had to say that lmao)

    You do have the best blog ever. No matter who reads it can relate in some kind of way. I learn alot about the male perspective from you(Don as well! Yall need to do a collabo or something lol).

    And we do want to know what you did over the weekend with randoms mixed in lol

  • introspectivegoddess

    Pink Lemonade??? Two words—Food Coloring.

    Fabulous shoes but yes I would break my damn ankles trying to wear them

    Awww why you gotta get on my girl India?? at least her nose is real

    Oreos is Dat Bizness!!! and Pizza is the Shiznit

    “I wonder if a dry Dog goes up to a wet one like “ewwww you smell like White people””- You are hilarious finally delurking…..and I guarantee I was the sexiest lurker up until this point

    *Smooches*

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