You know what I can’t stand?
The News
First off I dont like the new cuz it’s annoying and I dont care…esp since I’m not from this area and I can’t relate
BUT I cannot stand the “You may love your Orange Juice…but more than your own life?? …We’ll have the story at 11″
Wait. What?
Or
“Waking up in the morning just got dangerous…we’ll tell you why at 11″
I’m like damn doom and gloom and then it’s find out why you’re gonna die in 8 hours…tell me now!
And WHY is the news coming on so damn late? 11 a damn o clock?
Spending money…NOTHING I want
I Love to shop…the only thing that makes me feel just as good is Football and Hey nanner Nanner
What I can’t stand is havin a pocket or Debit or Credit Card fulla spendin money…hit all my stores and they have NOTHING I want
Let me be broke and they have the whole Fall eclectik wardrobe on sale 98% off with a free HDTV and Handjob by Rochelle Aytes
I have a coule of hundred burnin a hole in my pocket…only thing they got is bedazzled Hammer pants and Snake Skin Crocks
When there’s a police car on the side of the road that has already pulled someone over…cars slow down
It’s Bad enough people act a fool when there’s a cop on the road and everyone slows the hell down and drives behind them
Cuz God forbid they pass them…fukers
But The Police already has someone ove r on the side…lights flashin they’re all up in their window
Why are YOU slowing down…like he/she’s going to be 1/2 way into their ticket and see you in your Toyota Corolla and be like
“Oh Eff ewe” I gotta go get THEM!
People that smile all the time
I dont know they just look like they’re up to something…or just creepy
All Grinny McGrinnerton style…what are you so damn Smirky face about…all happy.
I dont wanna see all of that….I just came from shoppin and there was nothing I wanted.
Cupcake bottoms
Cupcakes are stupid and I dont eat them.
What I can’t stand is the old school homemade joints that come in the foldy paper and the bottom of the cupcake has the ridges…thats nasty
But even other cupcakes…the top is all you care about
And what’s the difference between Muffins and Cupcakes?
And you dont make Cupcakes in no damn cup
wait…what?
People that sneeze all loud
I’m just mindin my eclectik buisness and alladasuddin it’s AHHPEWCHSWSA!
Stop bringin attention to your stupid self…it doesn’t have to be that loud.
Dance movies
Damnit with the dance movies!
They are aLL either: The White Girl that wants to dance and be accepted by black people OR The Black person that overcomes “the odds” to …dance.
Personally I think dancing as a whole is stupid (but I also watch So you think you can dance, Americas Best dance crew, and I’m in love with dancers bodies)
But How many Honey, Rize, Bring it ons, You got Served, Save the Last dance, Shall we dance, Stop the Yard, Step Up, Take the Lead ass movies do we have to endure?
Now Breaking 1 and 2 and Beat Street are cinematic classics and delightful…you talk about them and I’ma thump yo nose.
And I WILL admit Alba looked RIGHT in Honey and all the stomachs are seck-c but damnit man…get a new plot fukerz
When I have my mouth set on one thing to eat and cant get it.
Like I reallllly wanted some Taco Bell (Dont ask why…guess I wanted processed Soy Horse meat) I get in the vehicle drive to my local and there’sa big fence aroud it…it’s shut down
Or I just KNOW I got XYZ in the fridge and I get home and it aint there
OR when I order something (Pizza, Fast Food, To Go) and I get home and my order is wrong or it’s made all burnt or nasty style
OH and if they put some sauce or dressing or something and it spills over!? Food is ruined
Dry skin.
No! Like you’re chillin and you have the dry skin flakes on your forehead or eyebrow or somewhere (Cuz dont nobody tell you) and then you look in a mirror and be like
Awwww man I’ve been walkin around all crunchy
Or when you forget to put on lotion or dont put on enough and you walk around lookin like ASHford and Simpson
Chilly Willy
Eeeeeeevrybody likes them some Chilly Willy…cept me!
Chilly Willy is a punk!
This little twerp always starts some stuff and then gets mad when people call him on it or prevent him from fukn up some more
He’ll be hungry (cuz he dont have a job) then steal some fish and get mad and agitated when the guy takes his fish back
Smedly had to fly a plane to somewhere…Chilly is cutting holes in the runway to fish
Chilly is Hungry and Cold he breaks into Smedly’s place and Smedley kicks him out…but the jerk keeps breaking back and coming in
…he was a slore.
wait. what?
Why so much annimosity against a cartoon charater? lol