I love cartoons, and I’m annoyed very easily; ever since I was little I knew this and it was very evident when I was watching my cartoons. Now, there were a lot of main characters who were annoying (George Jetson, Inspector Gadget, He-Man, etc.) who were annoying, but I’m choosing to focus on the characters who technically did not need to be there, who were not needed, who were there to appeal to kids but no one asked us
So, my personal top 10 most annoying cartoon sidekick and character add-ons
10. Penny and brain
More meddlesome brats .. And their own equally offensive side sidekick; Penny ironically is the “Brain” of the operation because she knows her uncle is a dimwit and will get into trouble … but hey, guess who also gets into trouble ALL the time?
I will give Penny props because in 1987 she had an iPad AND an iWatch … I mean it’s over 20 years later and the iWatch hasn’t hit stores yet … AND she had Bluetooth.
Brain, also smarter than Gadget, had a Wi-Fi dog collar … and there wasn’t even internet, so that’s tough too … AND THEY HAD SKYPE lol
They were still annoying following gadget around and where is Penny’s mother?
Lesser offenders though but had to be on the list.
9. T-Bob and Scott Trakker
These two were annoying just looking at them, first there was Scott who was Matt’s adopted son? I think he was kidnapped … because he’s annoying. No one else on the show has any family … or kids
… and Scott is always getting into trouble or almost killed (should’ve been killed) Not to be outdone he has this awful robot sidekick (The sidekick has a sidekick) T-Bob which I think means Terrible – Bot of Bitchassness
He looks like a garbage can mixed with master shake, and white fudge Oreos … I’d never like him, even if he had buried treasure in his head
anyway, they are stupid and awful; even the toy is annoying looking
Some “action figure” what kinda action you expect from that?
8. Spike Witwicky
Spike and his stupid last name that I couldn’t pronounce as a kid was annoying for all types of reasons:
He didn’t listen to his dad
He had a hard-on for Bumble Bee
He got used by Carly to get close to the Autobots #Catfishicon
He got to hang with the Transformers while I couldn’t
He got Violated by Hound
… They even turned him into an Autobot! (Dummy almost shot his father with Megatron)
At least the nitwit brought Soundwave into Autobot Headquarters … that’s what he gets for trying to be cool
… Stupid spike.
Oh, and let us not forget about Chip Chase … assclown.
Moving on …
7. Spritle Racer and Chim-Chim
There is nothing redeemable about these two, and the only reason they aren’t number one is because they are so annoyingly forgettable
This is the young brother of Speed Racer and his side sidekick chimpanzee
One. Spritle is a dumb name (Guess Speed, Pops, and Mom isn’t much better)
Two. Unlike Penny and Brain who try to help, this jerkwad accidently helps Speed and falls into luck
Three. They get in trouble on purpose; no one wants them around ever … ever.
They were annoying on the cartoon
They were annoying in the movie
Both should perish.
Everyone loves Slimer, the loveable slimy green ghost, cept he wasn’t supposed to be loveable!
Slimer wasn’t a good guy! He was a scary slothy slotherton! On top of that, his name wasn’t Slimer … he didn’t have a name! Everyone knows he was: focused non-terminal repeating phantasm or a class 5 full roaming vapor!
… and he didn’t talk. So in the cartoon when all of this changed, I was annoyed … they did it for you stupid kids lol
The voice was annoying (Even if it was done by superstar Frank) … none of the blobs antics were cool or funny, although he was indirectly involved in something great
The wonder twins get a pass because although cheesy, they had different types of powers, helped the Superfriends out of jams … and they invented the fist bump!
But this damn space monkey (Is that intergalactic Cism?) was the worst thing ever! He couldn’t talk; he made dumb noises, and constantly got in everyone’s way
Nobody liked him, they barely tolerated him … he was always going off doing something dumb, pushing a button he wasn’t supposed to, or just being annoying for no reason at all
He was MILDLY entertaining when he went evil
… never ever was funny once. ever.
4. Wendy and Marvin
Unlike the Wonder Twins these cornholes do not get a pass, they were the pointiest of pointless …
Why were they there? WHY did the Superfriends let them hang around?
So contrived, the girl’s father trained batman? The boy was the son of Wonder Woman’s stolen secret identity … stop it. Anyway,
Marvin made Slimer and T-Bob look like Mensa members … to add insult to injury
C’mon man! They had no powers, no abilities, were clumsy … and had a dog shitting all over the Hall of Justice
He has no face and wears a scarf.
… but somehow has ears
I hate Orko, his voice was dumb, gravity isn’t consistent with him … his magic sucks, and he gets into trouble frequently
… He MIGHT be more of a wimp than Kringer
… and THIS is who you trust your secret to? Adam is an anal wart.
So his name is Osbert … but they call him Snarf … that’s like; Hi my name is Tom … I hate it though, call me human
AND I’m going to walk around and say “Human Human” after every fukn sentence
On top of that, he’s old, fat, and lazy … and a coward
Not to mention he turned into Snarf-Ra one episode … ugh
But no character in the history of cartoon sidekick addition characters has been more annoying than …
1. Scrappy Doo
The Danny Cooksey of Cartoons
Soon as they introduced him the show went downhill … no one needed him, we weren’t clamoring for another Doo
Scoobert was enough … I even got down with Dooby Dum but THIS lil prick
Puppy Power … TF is Puppy Power … DIE!
NO ONE liked him, they were all annoyed with him, he annoyed Scooby … Scooby only felt two things: Fright and Hunger … Scrappy ruined it all
I don’t even remember Scooby eating when Scrappy was around … effn Eff
The Villains were even annoyed with him … they wouldn’t even try to scare him, they’d throw him somewhere or trap him
useless twerp … shoulda left him in the box… and filled up the holes lol
Welp that’s the list, that’s who annoyed me … what about you?
Anyone I miss?