“Now party people it’s time for the exquisite
No knock knock who that, who’s there, or who is it”

They should make watches with little percolator icons on them, so you’ll know exactly when it’s time

All that Chocolate coated ice cream, loaded big and thick no room for a stick…

None of the people I really ant live in the same state as I do…damnit yall need to move!

I need a lamp

When Cindy Lauper comes in the song she goes “Well Well Well Well!”

I’ma bring back the word Shrew…Ima call women Shrews

Wait. HEY!

Like what if Martin Luther King come come back just once to see white people rockin Bama shirts and votin for him
…he’d die.

I’m not lazy…

Rap music makes me want to get married.

How you not want this coat?

Ladies, when you’re really interested in getting to know a guy, you show him/let him know right?
…if so, no one wants to get to know me lol

New cologne…gotsta buy me sum

Breasts are amazing…am I the only guy that lusts for big nipples and big areolas?

I know you’ve seen me on the blogio…true!

OH MY LAWD…Legs

I don’t care…how about that?

I cannot stand ‘curse’ words

ALL the men on Desperate Housewives are lame and annoying

Clean as a whistle? Most people are breathing and blowing phlegmy lung butter and slobber into whistles
…what so fukn clean bout that?

I’m SO gonna win the Fantasy basketball league

What does Conky 2000 do besides give you the secret word?

Those women on Chance of love are the Troof!

YO!!! THIS season’s Celebrity Apprentice is going to be that STUFF!

Tionne ‘T-Boz’ Watkins
Brian Knight
Dennis Rodman
Herschel Walker
Claudia Jordan
Tom Green
Joan & Melissa Rivers
Khloe Kardashian
Andrew Dice Clay

And MAYBE Claudia will be my new #1 (According to the poll)

Mannnnn that little girl ain help witht he shake and bake…she frontin

I told her sunrise and she pulled up her skirt.

See? Im makin em short cuz people dont be readin it all n stuff

I like babyhair as long as it aint gelled down…like who are you Chili Jackson ?

What’s your zodiac sign? I’m a Sag.

NEW Claudia Jordan and Friends show on the Rotation….
The Topic? Tantric Sex and stuff…YES!
HOW the hell are they single?

New Speedy too…

“Cause I’m just the type of brother that’s out to get mines
And if the odd’s against me, I still drop lines

and get mines on time that’s why most resign
Sit in my LazyBoy chair, relax my head and recline

Sip a Pepsi or Coke, with a twist of lime
Or crack a forty-oh, and then I go for mine

So what you sayin”